No

Playing tanki isn't a hobby :hunf: Neither are all the options listed on the poll... Neither is sleeping... but I like that idea

You call that unprofessional

koolwalky this isn't /r/

Oh G you are only but a rock in a river You sink down with your rapping skills And freeze 'till you shiver

Twinkle doodle

TL;DR dumb thread let it die

Bump.

Here comes with the first post the Mister_G Come on man I've seen better rhymes from a tree! Your insults are weak I feel no pain You want to win, perhaps you should try again

Gravedigger.

About time I made this. Simple game, takes some knowledge. I'm sure most of you know what rap is, so I'll get to the more important rules. Objective You have to prove that you are better OR make a joke of the person above you How you will do this Each post must have at least 2 rhyming lines The lines all have to rhyme in any pattern of your choice Rhyming patterns I assume most people have learned rhyming in basic elementary school, but in this section I will explain the rhyming patterns that are allowed in this game. In the example below, lines of the same colour MUST rhyme with each other. You are allowed to use ANY of these patterns and these patterns ONLY. ★★★ IMPORTANT RULES THAT EVERYONE MUST FOLLOW ★★★ Absolutely no swearing, no insults, harrassment. When I said "make a joke of the player above you" this means a friendly joke that wouldn't normally offend anyone but still make fun of them No quotes or images You must rhyme You can't have less than 2 lines No walls of text (No more than 15 lines k?) Must be appropriate No discussions in this topic. Always follow the Tanki Online rules Have fun and enjoy the game and don't get butthurt if someone makes a joke about you So, who shall volunteer to start of this game by insulting the wild Contaminated :twisted:

Photoshop level: ERMAHGERD Jetscreenshot watermark

Wish granted, but Contaminated the genie did not understand what you meant so he gave you unlimited real-life illegal drugs and you became an addict. And died. I wish That my next wish was the same as this wish ERMAHGERD PARADOX

Smells like fart. Oh no never mind that was just me

Why does this game still exist

Why are you noobs still playing this stupid game?

Shush, we don't want him to catch on do we

Every time I complain about lag I sound like quite the annoying hag But lag is not the cause As tanki has many flaws You see, tanki is not perfect and errors like this you might expect This is definitely something the programmers overlooked Or did they drop a steak on their keyboard which was obviously overcooked? Maybe it was meant to be like this? so railers would only earn less crys? And if you think this rhyme is not legit Too bad, I guess you'll have to

It works for me...maybe you clicked on the wrong download link...or maybe your computer just "fails" :P YOU DARE INSULT MY 2002 HP COMPUTER FITTED WITH A HUMONGOUS 15 INCH MONITOR AND MY NEWLY UPDATED WINDOWS XP.

Since I am the highest rank and own all the turrets and hulls, I have decided to assist you by sharing my knowledge. At the low ranks I highly recommend you purchase the firebird and the titan hull. You will become indestructible. After that it is best to purchase every single paint in the garage. Start with the cheap ones then move up to the more expensive ones. The higher paints are extremely powerful. Your titan and firebird will be able to take down massive ricochets and mammoths if you have all the paints.

ERMAHGERD People how many times do we have to tell you Tanki IS NOT CoD And CoD sucks

+394 I never been hacked

Thats no nice and i think that guy is on minecraft. The truth always hurts. But I would rather have the painful truth than the pleasant lies.

ERMAHGERD Russian programmers. This shieeeet don't work on any of my 3 computers and neither does tank pooper (viewer)