[Forum Game] Epic Rap Battle

[Contaminated 129]

About time I made this. Simple game, takes some knowledge.

I'm sure most of you know what rap is, so I'll get to the more important rules.

 

Objective

You have to prove that you are better OR make a joke of the person above you

 

How you will do this

Each post must have at least 2 rhyming lines

The lines all have to rhyme in any pattern of your choice

 

Rhyming patterns

I assume most people have learned rhyming in basic elementary school, but in this section I will explain the rhyming patterns that are allowed in this game.

In the example below, lines of the same colour MUST rhyme with each other. You are allowed to use ANY of these patterns and these patterns ONLY.

 

line 1

line 2

 

line 1

line 2

line 3

 

OR

 

line 1

line 2

line 3

 

line 1

line 2

line 3

line 4

 

OR

 

line 1

line 2

line 3

line 4

 

OR

 

line 1

line 2

line 3

line 4

 

Feel free to use any of the above patterns just continue them to make a longer verse

 

★★★ IMPORTANT RULES THAT EVERYONE MUST FOLLOW ★★★

• Absolutely no swearing, no insults, harrassment. When I said "make a joke of the player above you" this means a friendly joke that wouldn't normally offend anyone but still make fun of them

• No quotes or images

• You must rhyme

• You can't have less than 2 lines

• No walls of text (No more than 15 lines k?)

• Must be appropriate

• No discussions in this topic.

• Always follow the Tanki Online

rules

• Have fun and enjoy the game and don't get butthurt if someone makes a joke about you

 

 

So, who shall volunteer to start of this game by insulting the wild Contaminated :twisted:

[MisterGeneral 692]

Contaminated

are you stpd ?

you started dissin ppl for no reason especially

when you cant even write a decent punchline even

your lyin to your self your slowly dying your denying your health is declining with your self-esteem

your crying out for help 8)

[Contaminated 129]

Here comes with the first post the Mister_G

Come on man I've seen better rhymes from a tree!

Your insults are weak I feel no pain

You want to win, perhaps you should try again

[Ranger7 75]

Lol conta you are funny

but I have heard better jokes from a bunny

Who can just drive a tank

that just happened to have sank

:roll: :mrgreen:

[Vikingsrallentando 3,058]

Hah, nice one Ranger

When i met you, i knew you weren't no wrangler

Your words ain't entertaining

but I'll make sure to keep you playing

:wink:

[Dihos 2]

I suck at rapping... and rhyming.

[HichigoShiiro 4,378]

You copied le idea from youtube o3o

[MisterGeneral 692]

the guy called HichigoShiro

his name reminds me of Spain denaro

1 equals 1 and a half

u can buy a chocolate and a shelf

[hogree 4,179]

I'm sorry G, but thats just out;

I could beat that rhyme without a doubt

The boss of Rap Battles returns again

No-one can touch me - what a shame.

[skitee 555]

Just stop it hog,

You're so piggy,

Other people think your cool,

But I actually know thee,

And the simple fact is,

That there's too much to diss.

 

EDIT: Yes I know I had 6 lines, but who cares?

[MisterGeneral 692]

skitee oh skitee

you don't know how to rap

you suck like Sean Paul

there's no doubt

[hogree 4,179]

Mister G, I have to say,

Sean Paul beats skit every day

Then again, he pwns you too,

tho he don't rock like I do. 8)

[skitee 555]

I know I don't rock like you do bro

I'm way out of your league you can't e'en touch my mo

Try your best you can't face the cost

The best thing you can do is just go get lost

[MisterGeneral 692]

skitee you think your on the right way

i knock you out boy Stay away

Don't play with me im the man

i beat you even your brother ran.

[r_Contaminating0 0]

Mister G you keep coming back for more

Your getting on my nerves now

and I'll have to slam you in a door

You don't even need to know how

[hogree 4,179]

Contaminating, what an absurd name

But thats what he is - 'contam' in the brain!

Mister G is crazy but he dont compare with you.

Im sorry for my rage here but honest; its all true.

 

Hope that didnt count offensive :P y'know...

[Ranger7 75]

Bacon and eggs, oh so nice

Especially with some rice

Few can out-rap me

Only the smartest, hee hee :mrgreen:

[AznBboy 0]

Go back in history of rap or look at Eminem

He be legendary and higher than the rest of them

Named the best RAPPER ALIVE!!

So I'd just like to give him a high FIVE!!! :mrgreen:

[MisterGeneral 692]

AznBboy

when i rap they all clap

when you rap they take a nap

don't look at me your words are cra..][P]

yeahhh boy i got you in my trap

the only sound you hear now is Snap....Snap....Snap

:wink:

[MisterGeneral 692]

The topic

No one wanna rap against us

cuz they know that

no one can stop me

no one can block me

im the daddy of this game.

so go Run away and dont be lame

:roll:

[Ranger7 75]

If you think you cant be stopped

your in for a suprise

Because with my size

I cant be easily plopped :lol:

[MisterGeneral 692]

Ranger7

Your nothing but a nerd

i kick you out of the rap tree like a bird

you and your herd.

i put their faces in the dirt :lol:

[Ranger7 75]

My heard is not a cow one

nor of pigs am I

I am of one epic

like up there in the sky

 

so surrender your rapping to me

and go swimming in the sea

for I am better than you

so watch out, for my que :mrgreen:

[MisterGeneral 692]

Ranger your Ak wont hurt me

your Humvee actually flirt me

the airforce wont scratch me

the C.I.A wont Track me

so stop trying to go thru and just go around me

[hogree 4,179]

The thing about you, G, is your super self-obsessed,

And trying to show you your actual way suprisingly is a test.

I have no doubt that Ranger is a bit deranged

But your even worse; I doubt your even sane!