How I had a heart attack. And my cat.

[r_Firingsniper0 1,215]

Today my cat and I had a heart attack. Here's why.

I joined a battle in Silence, then I played normally. The next second, gold box fell without warning.

My cat was already shaking, and me too. I got it, then I fell down. I woke up in the hospital,

BEEP BEEP. Sound of my heart beat. I was still alive ! Yay!

Few MONTHS later, I came back home, I saw my cat dead. Racism for animals!

The conclusion is, you can still get the excitement when gold falls as you can't see the notification when joined after the notification. And the heart attack.

 

Join after notification (Randomly, by luck.) = You see gold box. = You get it. (Or you just stare at it and piss ur pants) = You get heart attack. = You wake up in hospital. = You're doomed for 3 months.

[cucumissativus 0]

I imagined in my mind that you were Overdosed with coffee and started talking like the Women of Gilmore Girls. and Others. Very Talkative.

[robbie56 2,403]

Congratulations?

[r_Firingsniper0 1,215]

I imagined in my mind that you were Overdosed with coffee and started talking like the Women of Gilmore Girls. and Others. Very Talkative.

what?

[cucumissativus 0]

what?

Have you ever seen Gilmore Girls? Gilmore Girls

Oh sorry nevermind. Maybe Mr. Fantastic Fox? Fantastic Mr. Fox.

▼ Thank you.

Edited May 5, 2013 by cucumissativus

[Meliora 1,652]

It's Fantastic Mr. Fox, but I remember last time I got gold I entered the battle, killed three people, got the gold and then left.

[jokjinari 160]

I still get a nervous stomach ache when I see the gold box falling, even if I am already prepared for it to fall.

[splitterpoint 10,986]

Cool huh?... what a virtual yellow cube can do with you.

[jokjinari 160]

I know, right? I hate it. But it is still a fun feeling.

[AntaresXT 12]

Today my cat and I had a heart attack. Here's why.

I joined a battle in Silence, then I played normally. The next second, gold box fell without warning.

My cat was already shaking, and me too. I got it, then I fell down. I woke up in the hospital,

BEEP BEEP. Sound of my heart beat. I was still alive ! Yay!

Few MONTHS later, I came back home, I saw my cat dead. Racism for animals!

The conclusion is, you can still get the excitement when gold falls as you can't see the notification when joined after the notification. And the heart attack.

 

Join after notification (Randomly, by luck.) = You see gold box. = You get it. (Or you just stare at it and piss ur pants) = You get heart attack. = You wake up in hospital. = You're doomed for 3 months.

 

How can you be so worried about such a gold?! It's only 1000! The only thing I get is 'Get the heck on it, you slow useless tank (me talking to my tank in my head :D ) and having your heart beat rised a bit higher than usual, and after gold is taken, it feels like a rock just fell out of your heart!

 

To get a heart attack you'd need 10 000 crystal gold in the game :rolleyes:

[spartan343 8]

Racism for animals!

 

[jokjinari 160]

How can you be so worried about such a gold?! It's only 1000!

It's the novelty sir. It doesn't really matter how many crystals are in it, getting the gold is a fun challenge. And for some people 1000 crystals is a lot.

[AntaresXT 12]

It's the novelty sir. It doesn't really matter how many crystals are in it, getting the gold is a fun challenge. And for some people 1000 crystals is a lot.

 

So you'd drug, even if gold contained 1 crystals? You mad bro? O_o

[jokjinari 160]

So you'd drug, even if gold contained 1 crystals? You mad bro? O_o

Gold wouldn't be gold if it only had one crystal. It would be a little blue box.

[Turpz 18]

Today my cat and I had a heart attack. Here's why.

I joined a battle in Silence, then I played normally. The next second, gold box fell without warning.

My cat was already shaking, and me too. I got it, then I fell down. I woke up in the hospital,

BEEP BEEP. Sound of my heart beat. I was still alive ! Yay!

Few MONTHS later,

 

Dont understand after Few MONTHS later......

[Hop1337 1]

It's Fantastic Mr. Fox, but I remember last time I got gold I entered the battle, killed three people, got the gold and then left.

Let me guess....you left and you go nuts right?

[r_Slash1524_20 23]

yay! another evil cat dead, no offense.

[r_55566320 2]

i get the same feeling when a siren sounds and see a gold box my heart starts beating

[Mr.SV.ENS 738]

My heart still beats like hell when that notification comes

[HichigoShiiro 4,378]

> Le notification

> me - OMG OMG WHERE IS IT GONNA FALL WHEREEEE -Runs to a random crystal drop spot where theres only 2 hornets-

> 40 seconds later -RandonNoob Has taken the goldbox

> me- FU2.

[r_Firingsniper0 1,215]

I know right. Notification = DRUGGERS = 40 sec later = PlayerDeadCat has taken gold = :wacko:

[mkkmkk999 33]

cool

[Pretty-Swagg 16]

My heart would be beating so much it would actually hurt my chest during the old Gold Box. Also I'm sorry for your cat D;

[zaxerly 17]

Whenever a goldbox drops and I don't get it, I just say 'dammit' and continue with my life.

[jtipt 30]

Firing is its real why didnt u died...nah kidding...haw did ur cat died lol :P