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1. You call the police "mods", to be arrested "banned", and crimes "bannable offences".

2. You call money "crystals".

3. You automatically assume all sales in shops to be 25% off.

4. You know more about Russian public holidays than you do the public holidays of your own country.

5. When you want to learn Russian as your second/third language.

6. When one of your favourite insults is to call someone a "recruit".

7. When the only thing you can think to make when playing with lego is tanks.

 

Carry on! But don't post dumb things like "when you have 1,000,000 experience points" or whatever. We all know you've bought too much experience played too much Tanki then. But what other things are symptoms of you playing too much Tanki?

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Your grades start falling down in school.

That could be due to any hobby, not necessarily Tanki.

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- You check the sidewalk for mines.

- Car backfires put you on guard.

- Check the adjacent buildings for snipers (Shafts).

- Look both ways, both ways and both ways again, before turning an isle at the supermarket.

- Wish the bus would have nitro.

- Look around more in a subway terminal.

- Cancel a dinner engagement, because you just played a 6 hour game.

- Get excited over the color blue and red.

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When you're at school and your whole notebook is full of tanks, buying list plans, new lists and rank signs with names and required xp.

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2. You call money "crystals".

5. When you want to learn Russian as your second/third language.

True True.

 

When you look at a car with an epic paint and wonder what protections it has.

 

Imagine you're focusing with a shaft scope whenever you want to see something very far away.

- Wish the bus would have nitro.

:lol:

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