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There's no exact dumbest thing I've ever done, but I have the memory of a dried potato and I often forget about things... so sometimes I brush my teeth twice in the matter of 5 minutes and other ******ed things... There is no hope

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I thought I shut down the power to the shock fence.

So I touched it, and got stuck... and getting shocks. :mellow:

 

You don't know how hard it is to stay calm and remove those wires, when they're giving you 20 volt shocks every second.

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The World's Dumbest Thing I've Done is on April's Fool I Grabbed a Pillow from a Local Garbage Bin and it was Wet of Beer and a Grabbed a Huge Metal Garbage Bin, I Hit The Pillow on my Sister's Face Then The Garbage to fall on her (Hot Trash) left the bin on fer face and just Ditched xD It was Funny

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Eat a ant...

I did that, it wasn't that bad.

I did that too. :mellow:


 

Bear Grylls will be proud.

I lold :lol:


The dumbest thing I've ever done was thinking what was the dumbest thing I've ever done.

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One History lesson, we were sitting there answering questions like so:

 

Textbook: "The Schlieffen Plan of WW1 was foiled by blah, blah, and so on."

Question: "How was the Schlieffen Plan of WW1 foiled?"

Expected answer: "The Schlieffen Plan of WW1 was foiled by blah, blah, and so on."

 

So, as you could imagine, I wasn't exactly thoroughly absorbed by this lesson. Half an hour into the lesson, the teacher glanced over at my work from her desk, which I was lucky enough to sit directly opposite from, and said:

 

Teacher: "You've only written one line!"

Me: "And one word."

You could hear a pin drop.

Teacher: *eyes bulge* "Get OUT!"

 

Ah.

 

Thinking back, maybe I shouldn't have said that...

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One History lesson, we were sitting there answering questions like so:

 

Textbook: "The Schlieffen Plan of WW1 was foiled by blah, blah, and so on."

Question: "How was the Schlieffen Plan of WW1 foiled?"

Expected answer: "The Schlieffen Plan of WW1 was foiled by blah, blah, and so on."

 

So, as you could imagine, I wasn't exactly thoroughly absorbed by this lesson. Half an hour into the lesson, the teacher glanced over at my work from her desk, which I was lucky enough to sit directly opposite from, and said:

 

Teacher: "You've only written one line!"

Me: "And one word."

You could hear a pin drop.

Teacher: *eyes bulge* "Get OUT!"

 

Ah.

 

Thinking back, maybe I shouldn't have said that...

Lol, Mr. Einstein :P

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Lol, Mr. Einstein :P

 

Well, I think it was worth it even if it was dumb... You could hear her shouting right down the corridor when she went outside the classroom to rant at me :lol:

 

In fact, just last lesson, I managed to annoy the same teacher again:

 

Teacher: "So, looking through your test results, I-"

Me: "You missed out a whole answer on my test!"

Teacher: "Excuse me! How rude of you to interrupt!"

Me: "Sorry."

Teacher: "I just asked if anyone's test had been marked incorrectly! That's just impertinent!"

Me: "Uhuh."

Teacher: *disbelievingly* "Right, let me see that part of your test! I rarely make mistakes with my marking."

Me: "Sure."

*I hand my test paper to her*

Teacher: "Let's see... Where is it, exactly? I've marked everything on here!"

Me: "Right there." *point"

Teacher: "Oh, I see."

*pause*

Teacher: *embarassed* "Well, it's your fault for writing your answers in a weird order. If you were trying to embarass me, it didn't work!"

Me: "I wasn't."

 

:lol:

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