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What do you call it when one blonde blows in another blonde's ear?....Data Transfer!!

 

knock knock..who's there?...boo....boo hoo?...you don't have to cry about it

 

Why did the chicken wallow in mud and cross the street twice?,,,,cause he was a dirty double crosser

 

What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?....last years hide and seek champ

 

There is a river with a blonde on either side of the river. One blonde yelled over to the other one and asked "how do I get to the other side?" the other blonde then replied "you ARE on the other side"

 

These are the "cleanest ones I could think of off hand. 

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Jeez, what do people have against blonds. Hair colour doesn't determine brain power, guys.

Its just a joke Epic...My wife, kids and I are all blonde

 

2 tankmen walk into a bar, 1 Isida to the other, "slide me those twin freezers down the rail. Im as thirsty as a firebird" he then lit up a smokey and and said I'd like to give those thunder lips the shaft

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Its just a joke Epic...My wife, kids and I are all blonde

 

2 tankmen walk into a bar, 1 Isida to the other, "slide me those twin freezers down the rail. Im as thirsty as a firebird" he then lit up a smokey and and said I'd like to give those thunder lips the shaft

tumblr_m07nvjdNgX1qh28ua.gif it's smoky*

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Walks into a bar....Dog day afternoon

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A guy walks into a bar and orders six shooters. The bartender says, "Looks like you are having a bad day."

 
The guy says, "Am I ever! I woke up late for work. On my way to work, I got in an accident. When I got to work, I was four hours late, so the boss fired me. To top it off, I came home to my wife screwing my best friend."
 
The bartender says, "What did you say to your wife?"
 
The guy says, "I told her to get out, and I never want to see her again."
 
The bartender says, "What did you say to your best friend?"
 
The guy says, "BAD DOG!"

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Jeez, what do people have against blonds. Hair colour doesn't determine brain power, guys.

Jokes about blondes is the only joke they could google.

lol

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Grakoff please make a list, because some people skip the pages and miss the good jokes, in your first post you could make a list of the posted jokes so you don't have off-topic posts that disturbe the reading.

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Grakoff please make a list, because some people skip the pages and miss the good jokes, in your first post you could make a list of the posted jokes so you don't have off-topic posts that disturbe the reading.

Ok I will..

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