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Who was the author of my first anti-joke?

 

Reeco9. 

You turned crediting me into an anti-joke.. seems legit  :lol:

 

 

 

 

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Why did Bob fall over?

 

He had no legs.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.




An Irishman walks out of a bar.




Why was six afraid of seven?

It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.
 
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I don't recall where I heard this. But here goes:

There was a slide which granted peoples' wishes as they slid down it.

So three men decided to slide down.

The first man went down the slide and called "Gold!", so gold showered down.

The second man went down the slide and called "Silver!" so silver showered down.

The final man didn't know anything about the slide, so he yelled "Weeeee!".

Guess what poured down over him?

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I don't recall where I heard this. But here goes:

There was a slide which granted peoples' wishes as they slid down it.

So three men decided to slide down.

The first man went down the slide and called "Gold!", so gold showered down.

The second man went down the slide and called "Silver!" so silver showered down.

The final man didn't know anything about the slide, so he yelled "Weeeee!".

Guess what poured down over him?

nope.

the first man slided and he got poured tons of 1064.18 degrees molten gold and died.

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Knock Knock

 

Who's there?

 

The police; your entire family were killed in a car accident.

also you dog got rant over by a car, you got fired and your bank has taken your home. you need to leave  now, but on foots, cause your bank tooke the car also.

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Why did Bob fall over?

 

Someone threw a brick at him.

I actually laughed at this idek why........its not even funny...  :mellow:  

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