Anti-Joke Topic.

[ThouShallNot 963]

I invented a game for u to play :D ok so heres how to play: fill in the blank words.Obviously with your mind not a pencil :P and then after you solve them go to the spoiler with purple color for a notification from me :D and finally after that you go to the spoiler with the yellow color, start :)

 

F_ _K

PU_ S_

S_X

BOO_S

P_N_S

_ _NDOM

 

SPOILER

I know what your thinking LOLOLOLOL (im laughing so hard right now)

 

 

SPOILER

Here are the answers :P

FORK
PULSE
SIX
BOOKS
PANTS
RANDOM

AHHAHA I GOT YOU LOL

 

[icerugby 1,886]

You guys this is an anti joke topic not a pun topic 

I think we all got carried away but I like how this thread turned out <3

 

A wonderful chemistry joke which @DarkOperative liked!

 

2 Helium atoms walk into a bar, He He!!!! :D :D :D

Another good one,

Cats are composed of Iron, Lithium and Neon, Do you know why?

 

Iron = Fe, Lithium = Li, Neon = Ne == Feline

 

Edited November 7, 2014 by icerugby

[unholycloak5 1,814]

I know 10 facts about you:
Fact 1: You are reading this.
Fact 2: You can't say the letter 'm' without touching your lips.
Fact 3: You just tried it.
Fact 4: You're smiling.
Fact 6: You're smiling or laughing again.
Fact 7: You didn't notice I missed fact 5.
Fact 8: You just checked it.
Fact 9: You're smiling again.
Fact 10: You didn't notice this isn't 10 facts.

[NatchGa 665]

Why did Tommy fall of the swing?

Because his arms were cut off.

 

knock knock

Who's there?

Not Tommy.

[shadewarttt 3,350]

I know 10 facts about you:

Fact 1: You are reading this.

Fact 2: You can't say the letter 'm' without touching your lips.

Fact 3: You just tried it.

Fact 4: You're smiling.

Fact 6: You're smiling or laughing again.

Fact 7: You didn't notice I missed fact 5.

Fact 8: You just checked it.

Fact 9: You're smiling again.

Fact 10: You didn't notice this isn't 10 facts.

Fact 11: I've read this for over 9000 times. 

[ALEKSEJ0077 150]

Fact 12 : I can say 'm' without touching my lips . It sounds a little bit like 'n' but still .

Fact 13 : This isn't Fact 13

[FaaiqBilal1 795]

Why did Tommy fall of the swing?

Because his arms were cut off.

 

knock knock

Who's there?

Not Tommy.

that's just cruel

[FaaiqBilal1 795]

 

moch kruol 

weri sed 

[fufususumumu1 240]

 

I invented a game for u to play :D ok so heres how to play: fill in the blank words.Obviously with your mind not a pencil :P and then after you solve them go to the spoiler with purple color for a notification from me :D and finally after that you go to the spoiler with the yellow color, start :)

 

F_ _K

PU_ S_

S_X

BOO_S

P_N_S

_ _NDOM

 

SPOILER

I know what your thinking LOLOLOLOL (im laughing so hard right now)

 

 

SPOILER

Here are the answers :P

FORK

PULSE

SIX

BOOKS

PANTS

RANDOM

AHHAHA I GOT YOU LOL

 

 

have u copied this from thomas8april? he has the same joke

[fufususumumu1 240]

 

I know 10 facts about you:

Fact 1: You are reading this.

Fact 2: You can't say the letter 'm' without touching your lips.

Fact 3: You just tried it.

Fact 4: You're smiling.

Fact 6: You're smiling or laughing again.

Fact 7: You didn't notice I missed fact 5.

Fact 8: You just checked it.

Fact 9: You're smiling again.

Fact 10: You didn't notice this isn't 10 facts.

 

i think this is a variation of the 10 facts with 12 facts in it. its a thing in whatsapp

[fufususumumu1 240]

 

 

 

 

 

 

moch kruol 

weri sed 

 

also it might had a much better ending if he really turned into spiderman.... like he's a spider but speaks like a man XD

[fufususumumu1 240]

 

How am I writing this?

With my fingers

 

you are not writing u are typing...

[naca7 143]

A daring man proclaimed, "Well here goes nothing!" And nothing happened.

[snipe3000 678]

what do you call a wasp that cant fly

A wasp. get it!

[snipe3000 678]

Hey i just watched this great show on planes 

 

Im snipe3000 and im taking off

[Superlative 500]

Hey i just watched this great show on planes 

 

Im snipe3000 and im taking off

Whoa ..... does snipers fly?

[Remaine 4,687]

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink.

"Long day?" the bartender asks.

"No, all days are 24 hours long," the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.

[fufususumumu1 240]

deleted sorry for double posting

Edited November 8, 2014 by fufususumumu1

[fufususumumu1 240]

haha... that was really not funny. but what can i say... this IS the anti-joke topic

PS. do not view my prof. otherwise something bad will happen to u!

[snipe3000 678]

whats black and white and black and white and black and white a zebra 

[dilsharox 2,395]

   

well SURPRISE ur in the anti-joke topic :o

ik

thats y i said lame

[KNELSEN4 177]

Roses are Red, 

My name's not dave

This poem makes no sense, 
Microwave

[JamesRulez007 0]

One thing with is under the pillow?

 

 

 

The answer is : BED  :lol:

[naca7 143]

People are a lot like trees.

 

They both fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

[B.R.A.V.E 734]

Whats Brown and Sticky ?