Anti-Joke Topic.

[ALEKSEJ0077_LeSecond 1]

Why does nobody like my jokes ?

[Reeco9 1,567]

Why does nobody like my jokes ?

Perhaps it's because they're not good.

[naca7 143]

Contrary to popular belief when life gives you lemons you cannot make lemonade. Water and sugar are two other essential ingredients.

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What does a rhinoceros and a cabbage have in common?

Neither can ride a bike.

[I3rave 197]

How Did the Hornet get an Isida?

 

Because it had a big rail.

[bigmike77 60]

I tried to catch some fog;

 

I mist

[fufususumumu1 240]

 

ik

thats y i said lame

 

thts why i said welcome to anti joke topic :O

[fufususumumu1 240]

 

How Did the Hornet get an Isida?

 

Because it had a big rail.

 

sounds a bit wrong to me lol

[KNELSEN4 179]

Knock Knock

Who's there

Nobody

Then Who Knocked??

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Nobody's Perfect

Hi! My name's Nobody

[Loser_100_percent 50]

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

 

The Holocaust.

 

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

 

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Why was six afraid of seven?

 

It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

 

Because 7 8(ate) 9.

[Loser_100_percent 50]

Roses are red

Violets are pink

There is an octopus in my bath

So i will get washed in the sink.

[ALEKSEJ0077 153]

Perhaps it's because they're not good.

This is the Anti-Joke topic . They are not supposed to be good.

[Reeco9 1,567]

This is the Anti-Joke topic . They are not supposed to be good.

I'd say that anti-jokes can be 'good' - they may not be a classic joke but they are funny due to the fact that they are so obvious/harsh.

[trlol3 6]

Player trlol3 has been banned for a day. Reason: Violation of forum rules. Flood / Caps. Rules

[icerugby 1,886]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I have a gun

Get in the van

 

Just one that I read from somewhere xD

[T-H-E_K-I-N-G 222]

I'm funny...

[fufususumumu1 240]

in other words... u ARE THE JOKE (*everybody laughs and applauds*) :D

[infamous 94]

both of you 3. shutup

[ExtremeKiller26 443]

One of the sports teacher in our school is funny. Here is what he says:

"Make a STRAIGHT circle!"

"Uh, give me a red pen of any color, please."

[infamous 94]

Question 1: how do you kill a green elephant?

[unholycloak5 1,814]

Wifi went down for five minutes, so i had to talk to my family. They seem like nice people.

[ExtremeKiller26 443]

Wifi went down for five minutes, so i had to talk to my family. They seem like nice people.

Family? 

[ALEKSEJ0077 153]

Wifi went down for five minutes, so i had to talk to my family. They seem like nice people.

Can you explain me what a family is , because I don't have that game on my computer.

[infamous 94]

First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.....

[infamous 94]

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets......

[infamous 94]

Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?