Anti-Joke Topic.

[XxBenIsLeetxX 20]

Why does Godmode_ON play iwth m3

because he can

your riddles r too easy YOU BIG BUTT

[BlitzPanzer12345 241]

your riddles r too easy YOU BIG BUTT

itz a joke

[fufususumumu1 240]

your riddles r too easy YOU BIG BUTT

very strong butt at that. 2STRONG4U !!!!  ^_^

[BackSeatDriver 29]

Why did suzie fall off the swing?

She had no arms

 

Knock knock

Who's there

Not suzie

 

What green and hurts when it falls out of a tree?

A snooker table

[fufususumumu1 240]

why did the driver crash the car?

because he was a backseatdriver :D :D :D

[BackSeatDriver 29]

Hater gonna hate

[fufususumumu1 240]

i still feel front seat drivers are much better

[BackSeatDriver 29]

1 vs 1 NOW

[fufususumumu1 240]

dude whaaa...? i was only joking... and plus i cant play tanki game as i am blocked... but i will keep this match for later on... friend me, and when i can get back to you we will have 1 v 1... and no drugs, only m1 (unless the end-damage of a weapon in m1 and m2 are same-like thunder same for m2 and m3 against a hornet m2 (just ex., dont quote)

[BackSeatDriver 29]

Lol mate I was joking too

[fufususumumu1 240]

lmao (not really) (anti-joke because it cant fall of by laughing ok :) )

[naca7 143]

A wise man once told me that the best way to grow a carrot, is to plant a carrot seed...

[doughnut2100 763]

:lol: good one

[BlitzPanzer12345 241]

Tom had to copy in the exam to fail

[ExtremeKiller26 443]

Why did the rubberband become silent?

Because it was a RubberBAND.

(geddit? rubberband? rubber banned?)

[FaaiqBilal1 795]

What did the sick man eat on Thanksgiving?

Medicines.

[BlitzPanzer12345 241]

Tom scaled a glass wall to see whatz behind it

[jazz20 1,181]

I know a story of someone small and I am here to tell you what happened. 

 

I once knew a small boy who was always picked on by this bully. The bully would always call this boy stupid because when the bully offered the little boy either a dollar or two quarters, the boy would always take the quarters. The bully would march around town showing other people just how stupid this little boy was. Every single time the bully offered the dollar or the 2 quarters, the little boy always took the two quarters. 

 

So one day, I asked the little boy why he always took the two quarters instead of the dollar. The boy said: 

 

"Because the day I take the dollar is the day the game ends."

[fufususumumu1 240]

didnt get. please explain.

[ExtremeKiller26 443]

didnt get. please explain.

If he takes the 2 quarters, he is at the profit. He can get 2 quarters from the bully any time everyday. It can go on as long as he wants. Means: Infinite quarters.

 

But if he takes the dollar, the bully won't give him any more such choices, which means no more money. : (

[FaaiqBilal1 795]

A wise man once said, 'Get a life.'

 

Never was he seen again

[Anuj10 16]

What happens when a man wins the lottery or gets a big bonus at his work?

The IRS comes along 

[coolio679 84]

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?

" I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

 

I got that from somewhere but where...... :ph34r:  :ph34r:

[AbsoluteAlphaZero 2,027]

What is red and not blue?

 

...red ^_^

[BlitzPanzer12345 241]

what is this ?

this iz a word

Edited December 6, 2014 by BlitzPanzer12345