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How did the stupid man make himself feel good? 

 

By hitting himself on the head with a hammer.

 

What???? How????

 

Cause it would feel good when he stopped!!!!!

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Knock, knock.

 

Who's there?

Dave.

 

Dave who?

 

Dave who proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has processed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Mary's mother has 4 children.

 

One is named North.

 

One is named East.

 

One is named South.

 

What is the name of the 4th child?

 

 

Mary.

 

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub?
 

21.

 

 
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Knock, knock.

 

Who's there?

Dave.

 

Dave who?

 

Dave who proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has processed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

________________________________________________________________________________________________________

 

Mary's mother has 4 children.

 

One is named North.

 

One is named East.

 

One is named South.

 

What is the name of the 4th child?

 

 

Mary.

 

________________________________________________________________________________________________________

 

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub?
 

21.

 

 

 

last one ?

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