Anti-Joke Topic.

[corpsecrusher2 53]

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[infamous 94]

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[fufususumumu1 240]

 

both of you 3. shutup

 

neither is that funny, or is it an anti-joke. so please, speak for yourself

[fufususumumu1 240]

 

One of the sports teacher in our school is funny. Here is what he says:

"Make a STRAIGHT circle!"

"Uh, give me a red pen of any color, please."

 

open the window, let the air force come in.

if anything goes smoothly, call me from the staff room (not so funny, but a real life incident)

[fufususumumu1 240]

i will open the door and throw you out of the window (good thing its on the ground floor)

i will call your mother and talk to your father.

i have two daughters, both are girls! (this is truly an anti-joke)

[ExtremeKiller26 443]

Loool, my sports teacher is epic. Another one:

 

"Get your parents in school tomorrow, especially mother and father."

[infamous 94]

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
 

[fufususumumu1 240]

i think we should stop with the ENGLISH MURDER jokes. we are going off topic with this.

[infamous 94]

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
 

[fufususumumu1 240]

dont worry he gave us the stairway to it. Unfortunatley YOMAMA (dont be offended, cliche thing) broke it on the way up!

[Reeco9 1,567]

Roses are grey,

Violets are grey,

I'm a dog.

[Reeco9 1,567]

Roses are red,

Violets are red,

Why is my garden on fire.

[ALEKSEJ0077 150]

I like poo

And you do too

I am a weirdo 

And so are you

[fufususumumu1 240]

roses are red,

violets are blue (they are actually violet dont read this kids)

i'd like to say something

I LUVE YOU!

now THATS an anti-joke!

[r_Firingsniper0 1,215]

DOGS ARE ILLUMINATI OK

dogs have 4 legs

4-1 is 3

1 stands for the eye of illuminati

3 are amount of edges in triangle

illuminati confirmed

[doughnut2100 763]

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?

Nothing

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car?

Get in the car

Where did the girl go when the bomb exploded?

Everywhere

How do you make a plumber cry?

Kill his family

Whats yellow and smells like green paint?

Yellow paint

Why does that dinosaur hold a fork?

I do not know, I am asking you that question

Why does your mother make the best food?

Because she uses the finest ingredients

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "what shall I get you today?" The duck says nothing, because ducks cannot talk.

Haikus are easy,

But sometimes they don't make sense.

Doughnuts.

Why did the girl fall off the swing, because she does not have arms.

My favorite color of the alphabet is potato.

Michael Jordan got a hole in one and won the super bowl.

I went to the eye doctor to get my leg checked out because my tooth ached so much.

Edited November 24, 2014 by doughnut2100

[SpHryfBoss 573]

What did I tell my teacher when he asked me what I like to do?

"I like painting blue turtles."

 

 

Giraffe has 7 letters in it, and 2 syllables. 7-2=5. Five syllables in illuminati, illuminati confirmed.

And yes, this is the same guy that said that plants should have the right to vote.

Edited November 24, 2014 by SpHryfBoss

[jazz20 1,181]

These jokes are nuttier than a squirrel turd........

[jazz20 1,181]

Your face is an anti-joke

Ha the first time I heard that I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur :P

[fufususumumu1 240]

dinosaurs dont exist, it is the 21st century :)

[doughnut2100 763]

Thats why it's funny... Meaning that joke was old. :/

[fufususumumu1 240]

anti-joke section :O

but dont worry the joke was so pathetic people would have probably deemed it as an anti joke itself

[BlitzPanzer12345 241]

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?

Nothing

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car?

Get in the car

Where did the girl go when the bomb exploded?

Everywhere

How do you make a plumber cry?

Kill his family

Whats yellow and smells like green paint?

Yellow paint

Why does that dinosaur hold a fork?

I do not know, I am asking you that question

Why does your mother make the best food?

Because she uses the finest ingredients

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "what shall I get you today?" The duck says nothing, because ducks cannot talk.

Haikus are easy,

But sometimes they don't make sense.

Doughnuts.

Why did the girl fall off the swing, because she does not have arms.

My favorite color of the alphabet is potato.

Michael Jordan got a hole in one and won the super bowl.

I went to the eye doctor to get my leg checked out because my tooth ached so much.

Really cannot stop laughing !

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

[doughnut2100 763]

Really cannot stop laughing !

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

My friends had the same problem. :lol:

[2strong4u 14]

Why does Godmode_ON play iwth m3

because he can