Anti-Joke Topic.

[Raredust 454]

What did the carpet say to the floor?

 

Nothing, carpet can't talk.

 

 

 

What did the man say to the talking horse?

 

"We're gonna be famous."

Edited October 9, 2014 by Raredust

[dilsharox 2,395]

i dont see any anti-jokes in this topic

[gazatron30 513]

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? 

 

 

Bob

 

 

 

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a drinking glass?

 

 

Phil

 

 

 

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in your mailbox?

 

 

Bill

 

 

[Phoenix-Warbird 1,329]

What allows you to see through walls?

 

A window.

[echo_bravo_alpha_111 12]

Knock knock

 

Who is it

 

 

Its me

 

Comon in

[echo_bravo_alpha_111 12]

Why paul walker died

 

 

 

 

Coz hes not paul driver

[ExtremeKiller26 443]

Why paul walker died

 

 

 

 

Coz hes not paul driver

This one was actually funny.

[echo_bravo_alpha_111 12]

Ohhh crap I thought its not a joke

[gazatron30 513]

What's brown and sticky?

 

 

A stick

 

 

 

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

 

 

Get in the car.

 

 

 

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

 

 

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

 

 

 

Why did the black man buy a watermelon?

 

 

So he could eat it.

 

 

 

Sorry for wasting your time

[N.o.6.o.d.y 575]

knock knock

whos there

*runs away* 

[lnstantly 1,020]

Read this sense

 

You've read this sense

 

[I-Iero 823]

What do you call a black man on the moon?

 

An astronaut

[Superlative 500]

Damn miley cyrus twerks like iphone 6

I thought she was twerking in Dm's. Ask a tiger from Malaysia.

[Superlative 500]

What do you call a black man on the moon?

An astronaut

Man in black.

[Superlative 500]

Read this sense

 

You've read this sense

 

I've got no sense. :P

[r_Zesx0 39]

^ More sad then funny :(

When you reach puberty you'll understand...

[HichigoShiiro 4,378]

A blind man walks into a bar.

 

Then into a chair, and then a table.

[Eragon 13,876]

Who brought the muscle to the party? :lol:

[7919zola 252]

You get a puppy for Christmas (if you celebrate it).

 

 

 

Then it chokes on the head of your sister's doll, and dies.

 

 

[I-Iero 823]

If John had 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have?

 

Diabetes

[r_davinson46463a0 147]

Why did spongebob laugh?

 

Coz he saw something funny

[Moreuz 67]

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

cancer

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch?

names

[FaaiqBilal1 795]

what can't a kid do without arms and legs and is paralysed?

 

Physical labour

[red_tank_the_best 300]

This topic is као створена for me.

[Xenophobia 457]

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

 

 

Where's my tractor?