Other [Issue 31] What kind of tanker are you?

[Fen-Harel 1,176]

 

Are you curious about your own playing style? Do you have trouble buying the correct tank on sales? Are you yet to find the combination that suits you perfectly? Probably not, but still, take this inaccurate test to find out more about yourself. Because clearly a press article knows more about you than you yourself do. So here we go:

Q1- What kind of shower do you prefer?
a ) A shower that specifically targets points on your body that require showering, thus increasing water's impact force. (3)
b ) Cold shower. (1)
c ) Hot shower. (1)
d ) One that has chicken in it. (5)

 

Q2 - Brace yourself, winter is coming. What is your reaction?
a ) Great, I can eat more chicken. (5)
b ) Sweet, I'm going to go make snow fort. (2)
c ) Can't wait to enter the biggest snowball tournament ever made in my street. (3)
d ) Better dress in something warm. (1)

 

Q3 - You found out that there are flies in your house. What do you do?
a ) You take a rifle and carefully aim at every single fly, attempting to break the world record for fly killing. (3)
b ) You eat chicken and hope the flies don't get close to you. (5)
c ) Grab a flamethrower from a local market and start hunting. (1)
d ) Get them all in one place then destroy them with a single hit using the nearest magazine. (2)

 

Q4 - You have a test in school, what do you do?
a ) Study hard at the specific subject to have the highest test result ever recorded. (3)
b ) Be ready to do 3 tests at once for your fellow classmates. (2)
c ) Cry. (1)
d ) Eat chicken to get your brain cells working. (5)

 

Q5 - You go into a casino and start using a slot machine. What's your strategy?
a ) Play as many rounds as quick as possible to get the prize. (1)
b ) Eat chicken. (5)
c ) Play once every 6.89 seconds for the best result. (3)
d ) Play 5 times, and if you don't get a critica.. I mean if you don't win, blame it on the lag. (2)

 

Results:

Score 5-7

Firebird or Freeze. You like short ranged weapons and getting close and personal with your opponent. Along with your preference to elements such as heat and cold, Tanki has the perfect match for you. Suitable hulls would include hornet for a fast attack in the enemy base, or perhaps a viking to give you a longer lifespan to dish out that damage.

Score 8-12

Smoky or Thunder. You like to deal a lot of damage quickly. You either distribute the damage using the splash damage feature, or focus down the opponent with a quick critical strike. A good hull to use with these weapons would be viking.

13-15

Railgun or Shaft. You like to strike from a distance at unsuspecting opponents. With an accurate shot you can target players that reveal a part of them while using cover, bragging how you helped attackers capture the flag with your sniping help. With your competitive nature you'd probably like to take part in format battles, or perhaps even a clan to truly demonstrate your superiority.

16-25

Well... you really like chicken. If it doesn't give you so much weight that you become a mammoth then I guess it's OK. But I do have to classify you as a nug here. Hogree is that you?

 

Well there you go, hopefully I guessed your love for a competitive game or your passionate consummation of chicken. Either way hope you enjoyed reading this short article I wrote to keep my job and prove a point to Remaine, but that's some behind the scenes thingy.

Edited July 30, 2017 by Hexed

[hogree 4,179]

hi fen :c

[MA3CTPO_HA_XAHTEP 832]

this sucks k...

sorry but these words were honest

Edited January 30, 2015 by MA3CTPO_HA_XAHTEP

[HichigoShiiro 4,378]

wat is this

[shayanshiny 1,925]

I'm confused

[LeIouch_Vi_Britannia 6,163]

Its about chickens :lol:

[delnina2 1,570]

Correct answer I had 14 ...  And I am a shafter 

 

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[Reeco9 1,567]

Best quiz 2015.

I'm not even sure how you know more about me than I do myself.

 

Oh, and apparently I like chicken; which I can't disagree with.

[FaaiqBilal1 795]

m8 best quiz evr

8/8 on dis m8. 

lets go on a d8, m8

[Athena369 265]

You got me there! Nice one )).

[jokersus.cava 1,503]

Chicken rules!

[r_Firingsniper0 1,215]

Ridiculous

[jazz20 1,181]

We need to replace our American school exams with this test :P

 

 

In LA, we don't have winters B)

[rothro3 50]

Yes, I am a Thunder!

[Guest Maserati]

i got 0 points :c why no result for 0????

[Penguin40 1,714]

I got 8 which means I like Smoky and Thunder. Accurate, actually, since Thunder is now my favourite.

[Phoenix-Warbird 1,329]

Seriously? How could you publish such a thing??

WHY would you NOT include pancakes?! You've betrayed us all :angry:

[EN-Hamza 6]

 

hogree is that you?  :lol:  

 

[Nimtiz 7]

It said I enjoy smokey and thunder.... I am a rail first and foremost.

[Truthteller 4,204]

Im 10

Smoky or Thunder. You like to deal a lot of damage quickly. You either distribute the damage using the splash damage feature, or focus down the opponent with a quick critical strike. A good hull to use with these weapons would be viking.

[justin_the_prosurfer 1,116]

wats wit the chicken man ? POC POC 

[snipe3000 678]

what would you do if a firebird was coming after you?

 

A: Run

B: Be like a chicken

C: Bring a chicken back to life to haunt the firebird

D: Hold out a chicken and have the firebird cook it

 

 

The answer is: 

 

I don't know take your vote

[killerxzz 0]

1. flamethrower

2.flamethrower

3.flamethrower

4.flamethrower

[TygrCZ 12]

I got 10 points and it told me I use Thunder. How PERFECT!!!

[I.Prince_of_Albania 278]

m8 best quiz evr

8/8 on dis m8. 

lets go on a d8, m8

HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA U ARE FOOL