[Forum Game] The Ban Game

[IS_EPIC 24]

Player @At_Shin has been banned for [eight] tree trunks. Reason: [CORRUPTED DATA]

[DinKonahe 117]

Player @IS_EPIC has been banned for 10 eternities. Reason : Being an A.I. Super Computer.

[IS_EPIC 24]

Player @DinKonahe has been banned for [two] entrance passes. Reason: He/she was found in possession of cake (like if you get the reference)

Edited August 8, 2020 by IS_EPIC

[dupuy 318]

Player @IS_EPIC has been banned for 3 moth lives. Reason: he was found in the possession of coke _{a cola}.

[strong3arms 0]

Player dupuy has been banned for using the name cola when we all know it's called soda

[dupuy 318]

Player @strong3arms has been banned for two millenia. Reason: not stating a ban time.

[IS_EPIC 24]

Player @dupuy has been banned for [eight] mileways. Reason: He used a common ban time period, [millennia] 

[Venerable 2,971]

Player @IS_EPIC @IS_EPIC has been banned for 49 dog years. Reason: banning a banner, which is banned by a banner who was previously banned.

[dupuy 318]

Player @Venerable has been banned for two name lengths. Reason: Giving previously banned player's name twice.

[Venerable 2,971]

Player @krish123_super @krish123_super has been banned for the time taken by light to cover 2.5 x 10⁸⁸ light years. Reason: Light year is a unit of distance.

Sorry for ping, dupuy. my bad.

Edited August 27, 2020 by Venerable

[Viking4s 10,791]

player @krish123_super has been banned for not posting in  [Forum Game] Helpers vs Players 

[dupuy 318]

Player @Viking4s  has been banned for a millisecond. Reason(s): typing in boldface type: not giving a ban time.

[IS_EPIC 24]

Player @dupuy has been banned for [fifty-nine] femtoseconds. Reason: [DATA EXPUNGED]

[dupuy 318]

Player @IS_EPIC has been banned FOREVER. Reason: An embedded page at en.tankiforum.com says: Out of memory. If you are the developer of this content try allocating more space.

[Venerable 2,971]

player @dupuy has been banned for as long as my tortoise lives. Reason: I'm supposed to ban you for the game to continue.

Edited October 13, 2020 by Venerable

[Intercept-1 80]

Player @Venerable has been banned indefintely. Reason: Irrelevant and aribtrary reason for ban and abuse of power.

Edited October 16, 2020 by Intercept-1

[dupuy 318]

Player @Intercept-1 has been banned for four half lives. Reason: spelling "arbitrary" incorrectly, assuming incorrectly that @Venerable is in a position of authority that can be abused.

[Intercept-1 80]

Player @dupuy has been banned until snack time. Reason: excessively judging my grammatical capabilities at quarter to midnight.

[dupuy 318]

Player @Intercept-1 has been banned until he reads my AWS posts. Reason: typing his ban at a quarter to midnight. 

[Lose 881]

Player @dupuy has been banned until I stop procrastinating. Reason: Typing his ban 9 days after the previous ban.

 

[dupuy 318]

Player @Lose has been banned for the period of time it takes him to solo parkour to the top of the Rio skyscraper with mammoth. Reason: posting his ban 13 days after mine.

Edited November 7, 2020 by dupuy

[Venerable 2,971]

Player @dupuy has been banned for as long as it takes a snake to die after biting a man, for not realizing that @Lose won't be able to parkour if he got banned.

Edited November 9, 2020 by Venerable

[Okami 3,041]

Player @At_Shin has been banned for 17 minutes. Reason: He mentioned candy in his post, making me want to have some candy, even though it's almost midnight and I already brushed my teeth. 

[DieselPlatinum 5,121]

Banned for 3 minutes for making me hungry.

 

I got lazy, so I didn't put much effort into my sentence.

Edited September 22, 2021 by natrolite
Please refrain from using profane words.

[dupuy 318]

Player @DieselPlatinum has been banned for one life of a tsetse fly. Reason: Not following proper ban configuration, adding additional information to his ban.