The Toilet Paper Army [TPA]

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yay :D

 

That article's not published yet? :ph34r: 

 

[delnina2 1,570]

Printed on pure ultra-soft toilet paper TPA Newspaper     

The colored future of TPA

 

Club-Paints

 

 

 

Can you imagine tanki without paints ?  Not me.  

Paints were here from the very beggining, they have started as paints, later on, they protected our little tanks, and in the last year they returned to their original purpose, paints. 

The Paints associate and separates you from other groups. There are 26 unique paints for unique groups and the number is growing rapidly every year, will it continue ? 

Are they ready for another big change ? The Club-Paints. 

                        

In order to shed light on the subject we went to ask Very Important Players !  

 

• The moderator of ideas and suggestions  @Maf
• The leader of TPA @Hate
• The founder of TPA @Darren4Turbo
• The reporter of TPA @TSY_the_crazy
• The mad man @Mad

 

Would you be happy to have a Club-Paint ? 

 

"I'm not in any club at the moment, but back when I was in an RU club we did have a discussion about how cool it would be to have a club paint and yes, that thought got me pretty excited." @Maf

 

"Of course it would be nice having a Club paint as it will let you know where other players are from like which Club they belong

to and vice versa." @Hate

 

"Yes." @Darren4Turbo

 

"Of course    :) I have always loved special paints  :)"  @TSY_the_crazy

 

"Yea, it's good if we decide to have a clan paint." @Mad

 

 

 In your opinion Club-Paints are beneficial ? 

 

"Not really. There are so many paints in the game already that it will be extremely hard to add new paints that will be easy to recognise and distinguish. If you want your club to have a uniform, just choose an existing affordable paint, like Lava or Savanna."  @Maf

 

"In a way, I would say yes but on the other hand no. Good thing is that they benefit players and let them enjoy the game with their paints but on the other hand, it will only confuse many tankers out there, especially the new players when they see tons of different paints and all those special ones so it has it's disadvantages too." @Hate

 

" Yes, they are beneficial. In this way, your club can be easily noticed on the battlefield and you might get more players visiting your club topic on the forum."  @Darren4Turbo

 

"Yes, they distinguish different clubs." @TSY_the_crazy

 

"Yea, they'd be beneficial as they'll represent we're all the part of a club, a family." @Mad

 

Do you see any disadvantage of Club-Paints ? 

 

"Yes. Adding new paints will potentially devalue other, more exclusive paints. And it only benefits the club members, who get a free paint for no reason. Devs get nothing from this and end up wasting their efforts." @Maf

 

"Some of the paint's value will be lost since there will be quite a lot of Clubs being made therefore making those Club paints way too much that some players will not count which paint belongs to whom but other than that, nope. 

." @Hate

 

"Yes, that would be the huge amount of clubs players would create on the forum in order to get a paint, club fame, and personal attention." @Darren4Turbo

 

"Nope" @TSY_the_crazy

 

"Why would there be any disadvantage of it ...   :P" @Mad

 

Do you think tanki will ever do Club-Paints ? 

 

"Highly doubt it. There's nothing really special or impressive about a bunch of players with similar interests getting together, so why should they deserve a unique paint as reward?" @Maf

 

"Maybe, no one knows it and the possibility of them being made is quite low but since it is tanki so we might never know but if there is one thing I would like to add, it is that currently since TO is mainly focusing on 4 big things which are, finishing and releasing the mach making system, finishing the Clan system, releasing TO for smartphones  and lastly but not least moving TO from Flash to HTML5 which is almost being done. With all these work they trying to finish, I don't think they will create them but I guess that remains to be seen so let's wait and find out.    :D" @Hate

 

"Not in the near future, unless there would be many high-quality clubs, or if the developers somehow ran out of major ideas for the game, then maybe they would implement this." @Darren4Turbo

 

"No tbh, the devs wouldn't waste time do any new paints for just 5-10 people." @TSY_the_crazy

 

"@Mad (sent this picture)" 

 

 

 

As for a conclusion

 

Despite our desire to have a club-paints, it seems we are not going to have any club paint in the future, but we still have hope, like a lttle candle which never goes out

As we see, Club paints has disadvantages and advantages, are the disadvantages overweigh the advantages ? We will let you to decide.

Nevertheless, Some of you already imagine how the paint should look; "I think, our club paint should be the something like Tundra   :)"  @Mad

And even, suggested other ideas instead of club-paints, "The general idea of having some kind of way to identify members of a club is good, but it needs to be done by means other than paints. For example a tag of a different colour (so clans is white and clubs is... yellow) or stickers to put on the tank." @Maf

 

Will all this come into reality, or it will stay as a sweet dream ? Only the future can tell us. 

 

 

Thank you for reading ! 

 

Some words from me: 

I would like to thank @TSY_the_crazy for giving me this opportunity,  and you for answering my questions   :)

Edited September 16, 2017 by delnina2

[delnina2 1,570]

Since it's such a good article, I suggest you to put it in AWS :)

Thanks :) 

 

What is it AWS ? 

[Darren4Turbo 4,913]

What is it AWS ? 

Amateur Writing

[delnina2 1,570]

Amateur Writing

oh thanks :) 

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The Toilet Paper Newspaper

 

Printed on pure ummm...wait...sorry *hurriedly leaves to get some toilet paper*

 

Dear readers, we have once again run out of toilet paper, so today's article will be printed on GOLD BOXES!

 

Daily headline

 

@ToiletPaper_2017's first gold box!

 

I was in my second Highland DM battle, boring myself to death, camping behind a building with my trusty BP combo, activating Double Damages as if it costed nothing. My mines killed people regularly and I had a perfect K/D of 2.10. I was almost gonna leave the battle when a noob buyer joined the battle. And guess the first thing he did:

 

Ok, I'm trolling with spoilers again

Open this one

 

 

 

Noob buyer has dropped the gold box!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I immediately self destructed, and then drugging like a madman, I climbed the ramp near blue base. Then I turned right and carefully drove across the ledge, With only half a bar of health left, I jumped on top of a noob gold-digging dictator, I activate overdrive, mined that freaking gold-digger, fired with my railgun, killing yet another noob mult and then jump-hacking flipping towards the goldbox. Suddenly, a line of orange appeared on my screen : @ToiletPaper_2017 has taken the gold box.

 

I must have admired that for too long cos the next the that happened, I got killed. Soon the chat was flooded with messages:

 

Noob hy6 kid mult jump hacker reported to admin for block

Noob hacker!

Hy6 mult, I hate you sooo much!

 

WUT?! I didn't even do anything wrong! Soon, everyone was ganging up on me and my perfect K/D was ruined until I was mid-table. At the end of the battle, I only had a K/D of 0.59. Noobs :angry:

 

TSY_the_crazy, the only working reporter.

---

Mad and player, I will give you 5 days to write an article, otherwise you are both fired

*checks date*

Whoops.

Anyways, I was in Venezuela and got torn apart by a mob of hungry people.

Anyone know what that was about?

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Really nice article, but still, there's a little mistake.
 

 

 

Despite our desire to have a club-paints, it seems we are not going to have any club paint in the future, but we still have hope, like a lttle candle which never goes out

 

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We have a pro spammer and a pro ranker, TSY and Hate, here.

[Quincie 531]

aka Time Pass Army

[Coat 2,280]

aka Time Pass Army

Not even time pass, actually :'c

[Hate 5,582]

 

Next time please don't say such things even as a joke as some people these days, especially some kids take everything seriously... do you really want to close our News Paper team that badly.  :ph34r:

 

Don't be a traitor xd

[Coat 2,280]

 

 

Thanks for trick, I'll do it after a proper planing.

 

P.S. I'm a strange kid who take things seriously.

[Hate 5,582]

No :ph34r: I wanna close the other one so badly xD

We can work on that.  :ph34r:

[Coat 2,280]

We can work on that.  :ph34r:

Where are our secret weapons?

[Coat 2,280]

Oh wait, Fake News. That was just a nightmare, it's just a fly on my nose :ph34r:

 

*evil smirk from fly*

Lol xD

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The Baby Wipe Magazine

 

Printed on ultra-wet baby wipes

 

22/9/2017 - Special

 

Invention of new weapons to destroy the world

 

@TSY_the_crazy, and @Mad had been working for a weapons project for a long time. Their plan was to destroy the world (leaving Toilet Paper Army, as it will be used during war). These weapons includes a new technology that humans don't know. Humans' most dangerous weapons only work on the principle of Fission reaction. But, they've created something new, that humans call Alien technology. A martian ostrich helped them a lot for this project. Okay, now let me tell you what that weapon actually is, it's a ball shaped bomb, that more looks like an ostrich's egg. When it's thrown on a ground through an airplane, it causes the production of a toxic bacteria, which decomposes everything. The weapons are ready, the only thing they need now is something that can fly, ostrich assured them that it will help them further.

 

Mad - The Baby Wipe Magazine In Charge

[Guest]

Darren, actually, I didn't reply to your that post as to date a girl is strictly prohibited in my family. I was sitting in family and couldn't reply to that ok? Even such pictures, or even the pictures which shows partial nudity and prohibited for me. I wonder, you being a 13 year old guy, knows more adult things than me. (I'm 16)... Kids knows more than adults these days...

Why.. are.. you.. here??

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Why.. are.. you.. here??

Because my family is here?  :unsure:

[Coat 2,280]

That's the question I should be asking you :P I thought you left?

Why are you forcing him to leave again, if he joined? xD

[Mjro7 2,837]

i wanna be paper too how i join :P 

[Guest]

That's the question I should be asking you :P I thought you left?

That's a good question. It will take years for me to answer.

 

Why are you forcing him to leave again, if he joined? xD

Gais heree ar bullllies thy firce yay to leeve and never return.. I go cri boohoo bohoo

 

 

 

I left this game became boring. And my life schedule doesn't have time for this. Sometimes when am free I come check forum. I stopped playing the real game long time ago. Also now.. Cyu all in month or something. :D

 

[Hate 5,582]

Surprises coming one after another, I see.

[Darren4Turbo 4,913]

 

is not my girlfriend. She looks hot but eh... I'm single ok

Edited September 25, 2017 by Darren4Turbo

[player_03 90]

We have a pro spammer and a pro ranker, TSY and Hate, here.

What aboot me? Can I be pro inactive reporter?

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