The Toilet Paper Army [TPA]

[delnina2 1,587]

Since it's such a good article, I suggest you to put it in AWS :)

Thanks :) 

 

What is it AWS ? 

[Darren4Turbo 4,919]

What is it AWS ? 

Amateur Writing

[delnina2 1,587]

Amateur Writing

oh thanks :) 

[player_03 90]

The Toilet Paper Newspaper

 

Printed on pure ummm...wait...sorry *hurriedly leaves to get some toilet paper*

 

Dear readers, we have once again run out of toilet paper, so today's article will be printed on GOLD BOXES!

 

Daily headline

 

@ToiletPaper_2017's first gold box!

 

I was in my second Highland DM battle, boring myself to death, camping behind a building with my trusty BP combo, activating Double Damages as if it costed nothing. My mines killed people regularly and I had a perfect K/D of 2.10. I was almost gonna leave the battle when a noob buyer joined the battle. And guess the first thing he did:

 

Ok, I'm trolling with spoilers again

Open this one

 

 

 

Noob buyer has dropped the gold box!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I immediately self destructed, and then drugging like a madman, I climbed the ramp near blue base. Then I turned right and carefully drove across the ledge, With only half a bar of health left, I jumped on top of a noob gold-digging dictator, I activate overdrive, mined that freaking gold-digger, fired with my railgun, killing yet another noob mult and then jump-hacking flipping towards the goldbox. Suddenly, a line of orange appeared on my screen : @ToiletPaper_2017 has taken the gold box.

 

I must have admired that for too long cos the next the that happened, I got killed. Soon the chat was flooded with messages:

 

Noob hy6 kid mult jump hacker reported to admin for block

Noob hacker!

Hy6 mult, I hate you sooo much!

 

WUT?! I didn't even do anything wrong! Soon, everyone was ganging up on me and my perfect K/D was ruined until I was mid-table. At the end of the battle, I only had a K/D of 0.59. Noobs :angry:

 

TSY_the_crazy, the only working reporter.

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Mad and player, I will give you 5 days to write an article, otherwise you are both fired

*checks date*

Whoops.

Anyways, I was in Venezuela and got torn apart by a mob of hungry people.

Anyone know what that was about?

[Coat 2,281]

Really nice article, but still, there's a little mistake.
 

 

 

Despite our desire to have a club-paints, it seems we are not going to have any club paint in the future, but we still have hope, like a lttle candle which never goes out

 

[Coat 2,281]

We have a pro spammer and a pro ranker, TSY and Hate, here.

[Quincie 531]

aka Time Pass Army

[Coat 2,281]

aka Time Pass Army

Not even time pass, actually :'c

[Hate 5,760]

 

Next time please don't say such things even as a joke as some people these days, especially some kids take everything seriously... do you really want to close our News Paper team that badly.  :ph34r:

 

Don't be a traitor xd

[Coat 2,281]

 

 

Thanks for trick, I'll do it after a proper planing.

 

P.S. I'm a strange kid who take things seriously.

[Hate 5,760]

No :ph34r: I wanna close the other one so badly xD

We can work on that.  :ph34r:

[Coat 2,281]

We can work on that.  :ph34r:

Where are our secret weapons?

[Coat 2,281]

Oh wait, Fake News. That was just a nightmare, it's just a fly on my nose :ph34r:

 

*evil smirk from fly*

Lol xD

[Coat 2,281]

The Baby Wipe Magazine

 

Printed on ultra-wet baby wipes

 

22/9/2017 - Special

 

Invention of new weapons to destroy the world

 

@TSY_the_crazy, and @Mad had been working for a weapons project for a long time. Their plan was to destroy the world (leaving Toilet Paper Army, as it will be used during war). These weapons includes a new technology that humans don't know. Humans' most dangerous weapons only work on the principle of Fission reaction. But, they've created something new, that humans call Alien technology. A martian ostrich helped them a lot for this project. Okay, now let me tell you what that weapon actually is, it's a ball shaped bomb, that more looks like an ostrich's egg. When it's thrown on a ground through an airplane, it causes the production of a toxic bacteria, which decomposes everything. The weapons are ready, the only thing they need now is something that can fly, ostrich assured them that it will help them further.

 

Mad - The Baby Wipe Magazine In Charge

[Guest]

Darren, actually, I didn't reply to your that post as to date a girl is strictly prohibited in my family. I was sitting in family and couldn't reply to that ok? Even such pictures, or even the pictures which shows partial nudity and prohibited for me. I wonder, you being a 13 year old guy, knows more adult things than me. (I'm 16)... Kids knows more than adults these days...

Why.. are.. you.. here??

[Coat 2,281]

Why.. are.. you.. here??

Because my family is here?  :unsure:

[Coat 2,281]

That's the question I should be asking you :P I thought you left?

Why are you forcing him to leave again, if he joined? xD

[Mjro7 2,840]

i wanna be paper too how i join :P 

[Guest]

That's the question I should be asking you :P I thought you left?

That's a good question. It will take years for me to answer.

 

Why are you forcing him to leave again, if he joined? xD

Gais heree ar bullllies thy firce yay to leeve and never return.. I go cri boohoo bohoo

 

 

 

I left this game became boring. And my life schedule doesn't have time for this. Sometimes when am free I come check forum. I stopped playing the real game long time ago. Also now.. Cyu all in month or something. :D

 

[Hate 5,760]

Surprises coming one after another, I see.

[Darren4Turbo 4,919]

 

is not my girlfriend. She looks hot but eh... I'm single ok

Edited September 25, 2017 by Darren4Turbo

[player_03 90]

We have a pro spammer and a pro ranker, TSY and Hate, here.

What aboot me? Can I be pro inactive reporter?

[Hate 5,760]

 

[player_03 90]

NO. You're kicked from the team :P

Can I just be pro inactive then?

[player_03 90]

 

Yay!