R.I.P Score Multiplier Pass

[TheGoldenTanker 4,951]

On the twentieth of October 2015, I was on my alt account in the garage before I logged off for the night. The 100% SMP was just sat there looking straight back at me, and I was thinking to myself: "Oh boy, one day my friend, you are really going to help me rank super fast and help me complete my "earn (bla bla bla) in the map Polygon" much faster.

 

The next day when I woke up, I do my daily routine for the morning. - Which is hit my alarm clock harder than I whack a mole (to turn it off), I rub my eyes, get dressed, have breakfast, brush my teeth, then I settled down onto my nice, relaxing comfortable arm chair. I looked at the clock. It was just turned 7AM. "Thirty minutes before I have to set off to College" I thought to myself. 

 

So, I had thirty minutes free spare time. I whipped out my laptop, fired it up as quickly as possible, put my password into the logging area then quickly clicked on the browser that I find works best for Tanki.

 

Before I logged onto the actual game to see what glorius, wonderful missions Tanki would greet me with today, I decided to quickly log onto the Forum to check out my notifcations and PM's.

 

After I did that, I quickly scanned the "News and Announcements" area. 

 

I noticed that a new thread had been created, started by our awesome EN Community Manager, Semyon Kirov. The title said "Premium Accounts are in the game!" 

 

I thought to myself: "Ah. The update that 80% of the community have been dreading is in the game"

 

I began to get curious, curious to see what people were saying about this new update. So I clicked onto the link, read what every word what Semyon typed - from top to bottom, then after that, I began to read the comments.

 

At that time, there was only like five-six pages, so reading them all wouldn't take very long at all.

 

I got to page three, and I began to see the most oddest of post. 

 

Things like:

 

"RIP 100% SMP"

 

"Where has the 100% SMP gone?"

 

"Why is the 100% SMP not in my garage?"

 

"Nuuuuuu I wanted to buy a 100% SMP :("

 

I began to frown. I began to get confused. I began to worry slightly. "This is outrageous" I thought to myself.

 

I began thinking to myself: "No, surely the 100% SMP hasn't gone. Surely the 100% SMP is still in our garages. Surely these people are up to their usual tricks and trolling us"

 

But they weren't...

 

I looked at the clock once again, it was 7:12 AM.

 

"Eighteen minutes before I have to set off to hell College. Plenty of time to check what missions I get greeted with today" I thought to myself

 

While my heart was beating fast with panic, and breathing like I never breathed before, as fast as lightening, I typed in my nickname and password in their rightful boxes, (on my alt account) and I got the most useless missions ever. "collect 3 repair kits" "earn 300 experience in the map Tribute" "destroy 25 enemies" and they were all drug rewards. So I just quickly closed the missions, they didn't interest me at all and I would get to them later tonight and change them once I got back home from a hard and long day from College.

 

I went into my garage, it loaded in seconds just like it usually does. I saw that a kit had returned! "welcome back Minotaur Kit" I thought to myself. I sadly didn't have enough crystals to buy it though.

 

I scrolled along about two inches, then I came to an abrupt halt. What was there 8 hours earlier wasn't there 8 hours later.

 

Surely my eyes were playing tricks on me, right? 

 

I blinked. Then I blinked again. But no, my eyes weren't playing tricks on me at all.

 

Just like Moonsilence, just like Canyon, just like Deck-9 and just like Crystal Boxes...

 

The 100% SMP had been kidnapped and brutally murded overnight while I was sleeping......

 

 

"Goodbye old friend. You were the most helpful thing ever imaginable. Whether if a Tanker wanted to rank up to Generalissimo as fast as possible, or whether a Generalissimo wanted to complete his earn 99999 experience in battles mission as fast as possible, you were always there to help - any day of the week. Heck, you were the reason how I got to my rank so fast! You helped out 100's upon 100's of Tankers each and every day. You didn't deserve what happened to you, and you will be sadly missed."

 

RIP 100% SMP. From late 2014 - late 2015 :(

 

This... this is my reaction to this aweful and out of the blue death :(

 

I cri everytime :( :( :(

 

 

 

And yes, there also used to be an old 30% SMP, which was also brutally murdered just like the 100% SMP, and which had been in the game for many years, but I didn't find that pass very helpful or useful to be honest, hence why I didn't make a topic about it.

 

Edited November 22, 2015 by Issho_Fujitora

[Rayyan 3,415]

:(

[HichigoShiiro 4,378]

Hi

[N.o.6.o.d.y 575]

richi buyer

[Quarks 2,255]

So sad, I actually wish I could still buy the 30%, it was nice and cheap, and very effective, R.I.P.

[TheGoldenTanker 4,951]

Hi

Oh, hey there. How you doing?

 

You do realize that when it eventually expires, it won't ever appear in your garage again?

 

That means you won't ever be able to buy it again?

 

No? You didn't know this? 

 

Well now you do.

 

Have a nice day sir/madam  ;)

[Bydo 20,163]

sure u can buy 50% but for how long till they get rid of it..what we enjoy and get good value from seems to leave as fast as it comes in ..

 

.bad , bad  tanki

 

one day soon all these good days will end sooner for tanki  ..

 

not many bought the premium accounts and after the find out what a useless item it is those too will be gone..yea when they do !!

[BlueDragon_tamki 3,204]

What the 8888?! :( :o

RIP

[dilsharox 2,395]

RIP

[TheGoldenTanker 4,951]

sure u can buy 50% but for how long till they get rid of it..what we enjoy and get good value from seems to leave as fast as it comes in ..

 

.bad , bad  tanki

 

one day soon all these good days will end sooner for tanki  ..

 

not many bought the premium accounts and after the find out what a useless item it is those too will be gone..yea when they do !!

Once Tanki X comes out, (unity Tanki) you might as well say goodbye to this version of Tanki ._.

 

:(

Yep. Sad face indeed :(

 

So sad, I actually wish I could still buy the 30%, it was nice and cheap, and very effective, R.I.P.

30% SMP (in my opinion) wasn't that helpful to be very honest.

 

What the 8888?! :( :o

RIP

Yep... RIP indeed. RIP indeed ._.

 

RIP

+

Edited October 29, 2015 by Unthinkable

[Relate 714]

Oh, hey there. How you doing?

 

You do realize that when it eventually expires, it won't ever appear in your garage again?

 

That means you won't ever be able to buy it again?

 

No? You didn't know this? 

 

Well now you do.

 

Have a nice day sir/madam  ;)

Just saying, because on my main the 100% pass disappeared even though it was meant to expire the same time as my alt. 

[TheGoldenTanker 4,951]

Just saying, because on my main the 100% pass disappeared even though it was meant to expire the same time as my alt. 

Erm... that's strange.

 

I bought the 50% SMP on my alt (because I obviously wanted to rank up faster, but not too fast) and the option to buy the 100% one WAS still there until those Tanki Devs brutally murdered and slaugtered it  :angry:  :angry:

 

But the 100% SMP is STILL in my garage, but it won't be for long because it sadly expires on November 8th ._.

[drazeruzumaki 5,021]

RIP to my old friend which ruined my economy completely but helped me get XP like a horse on steroids

[TheGoldenTanker 4,951]

but helped me get XP like a horse on steroids

Ok, that bit had me almost falling out of my chair in laughter  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

[dilsharox 2,395]

Once Tanki X comes out, (unity Tanki) you might as well say goodbye to this version of Tanki ._.

 100% and 30%

 

Yep. Sad face indeed :(

 

 

30% SMP (in my opinion) wasn't that helpful to be very honest.

 

 

Yep... RIP indeed. RIP indeed ._.

 

 

+

Once Tanki X comes out, (unity Tanki) you might as well say goodbye to this version of Tanki ._.

 

 

Yep. Sad face indeed :(

 

 

30% SMP (in my opinion) wasn't that helpful to be very honest.

 

 

Yep... RIP indeed. RIP indeed ._.

 

 

+

[Bydo 20,163]

Once Tanki X comes out, (unity Tanki) you might as well say goodbye to this version of Tanki

yes i fully agree

Edited October 29, 2015 by frozen_heart

[BlueDragon_tamki 3,204]

Ok, that bit had me almost falling out of my chair in laughter :lol: :lol: :lol:

same xD (except that I almost fell on the ground

[TheGoldenTanker 4,951]

yes i fully agree and it wont be called x tanki ..it will be called XT UNITY...

No... it's going to be called "Tanki X"... :mellow:

 

 

 

 

same xD (except that I almost fell on the ground

Erm... I wouldn't advise you to do that ._. :mellow:

[GR33NLEMON 162]

Oh, hey there. How you doing?

 

You do realize that when it eventually expires, it won't ever appear in your garage again?

 

That means you won't ever be able to buy it again?

 

No? You didn't know this? 

 

Well now you do.

 

Have a nice day sir/madam  ;)

R.I.P

 

How to diss like a sir.

[TheGoldenTanker 4,951]

R.I.P

 

How to diss like a sir. boss.

Get it right man -.-

[sha77777_super 877]

I don't think I'll reach without 100% SMP  :mellow:

[E.Leclerc 1,887]

100% SMP was my only chance to reach Generalissimo...It is gone now.  <_<

 

Btw, nicely written, Golden. :)

Edited October 29, 2015 by E.Leclerc

[TheGoldenTanker 4,951]

I don't think I'll reach without 100% SMP  :mellow:

Hmm...

 

Well, you have like 58K experience remaining before you rank up to Marshal. (I just checked your profile on ratings and stuff)

 

If you constantly use the 50% SMP all the way to your road to Generalissimo, you should reach there by new year (or the end of January 2016) at least.

[TheGoldenTanker 4,951]

100% SMP was my only chance to reach Generalissimo...It is gone now.  <_<

 

Btw, nicely written, Golden. :)

Thank you :)

 

It should take you like 6 months maximum to rank up to Generalissimo if you too use the 50% SMP constantly.

 

And you have like 34K to rank to Colonel anyway.

 

(yes, I just took a quick peak at your profile too :P)

[sha77777_super 877]

Hmm...

 

Well, you have like 58K experience remaining before you rank up to Marshal. (I just checked your profile on ratings and stuff)

 

If you constantly use the 50% SMP all the way to your road to Generalissimo, you should reach there by new year (or the end of January 2016) at least.

the problem is my lag and school due to which I am active in forum only.

Anyway, I can do my best next summer vacation :)

I've seen your profile too  :ph34r: Nice garage! :D

Oh btw which is better with Viking, Twins or Rico?

Edited October 29, 2015 by sha77777_super