[Forum Game] Write a story with no end!

[JPfan077 36]

and he defeated Shredder 

Edited November 19, 2018 by JPfan077

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Who went to Russia

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and then changed its name to "sister shakira"

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It then joined the Russian army as a tank commander on a T-90.

[u812ic 1,629]

who had a bad sense of direction

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and fell off a cliff

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And, because it destroyed a 3 million dollar T-90 main battle tank, is sent to a Russian prison camp.

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where he killed the guards and set everyone free

[dupuy 318]

And joined the Russian army again, being assigned to the Moscow Red Guards.

[Guest]

She wakes up from her crazy dream and decides to.... jump off a bridge.  :ph34r:

 

 

BTW, the sheep is a she, check the beginning of the topic.

[dupuy 318]

. . .Right into the Volga river during the battle of Stalingrad.

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In December of 1942, when she fell into the Volga River, 

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She swam into the Oka River and on to Moscow again; finding herself in the middle of a Red Square military parade.

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First thing she noticed was the Red Square is not red, contemplating this, she nearly got trampled by 50 Russian boots. 

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Then, hitching a ride on the back of  a T-34, She was paraded past Stalin himself, who said, " Этот овец очень храбрый, чтобы кататься на моем танке на моем параде; Она заслуживает поощрения."

Этот овец очень храбрый, чтобы кататься на моем танке на моем параде; Она заслуживает поощрения.

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Everytime she tried to escape Russia, she ended right back there. so she thought, "If you can't beat, might as well join them."

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but then they banished her from russia

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. . .to Siberia.

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But instead of working in the mines, they........

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. . . Had her shovel snow outside the headquarters of a prominent and successful army officer.

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She shoveled his snow so well, he decided to give her a promotion to cleaning his latrine.

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. . .And she cleaned it so well that. . .

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she was promoted to doing autopsy's for every person that dies

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There were so many deaths that she became overwhelmed with work and could no longer keep up the expectations of the "prominent and successful army officer." 

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so she suddenly loaded herself in the barrel of a tank and attempted to launch herself to soviet china