[Forum Game] Write a story with no end!

[u812ic 1,629]

put there by the sheep to get even with the General who thought scrubbing his latrine was a promotion. 

Edited December 28, 2018 by u812ic

[Lose 881]

but the General made his slave taste-test all foods first

[dupuy 318]

And the slave was the sheep in disguise.

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but he forgot which part of the steak was poison

[u812ic 1,629]

The slave ate the wrong part and died, saving the sheep from certain death.

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so the sheep disguised as a slave took the meat

[u812ic 1,629]

examined the meat and saw the portion the slave ate, cut off a big piece and, disguised as the slave, served it to the General, stating that she took a bite and it was safe.

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but the sheep disguised as a slave realized she had just poured water on it and the slave had died from other reasons

[dupuy 318]

The general ate the steak. . .

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and thought it seemed more moist than he liked

[Skepta 405]

it turns out there wasn't enough LAMB SAUCE with the steak...

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so he ordered a slave to

[dupuy 318]

Find the sheep and use it for lamb sauce.

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but when the slave found the sheep

[u812ic 1,629]

she was dressed in wolves clothing and the slave didn't recognize her. 

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so the slave walked past the wolf, secretly holding a deathly fear of wolves

[u812ic 1,629]

After the slave had walked quite a distance past the sheep in wolves clothing, she took off the costume and ...........

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saw a giant minecraft spooder

[u812ic 1,629]

and yelled, "OMG!! What the 4377 is THAT!!!"

Edited January 2, 2019 by u812ic

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and the spider was like "m8 chill you realize theres a giant skeleton chasing me"

[Katydid 97]

She exclaimed, "There's a giant skeleton chasing you and you want me to chill!?! Let's get the 4377 outta here!!

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but the spooder was like "no u"

[Boeing_787 1,455]

The spooder killed everyone

Edited January 3, 2019 by Boeing_787

[dupuy 318]

But then they revived and killed the spooder.

[Lose 881]

but then the giant creeper was like "what the hecc that was my job!1!!1!1!1!!!!!!1111!"