The Only Thing Worse Than Writer’s Block, Chapter 1

[Person_Random 4,991]

The Only Thing Worse Than Writer’s Block, Chapter 1*

 

No can write.  Me hads grammer skillz but now its' gone.  it no help beecuz grammer no importent.  Stuk in wierd hole. No can eskape…

 

But me ownes a bord game! It called Pro or No?.

 

Opend box. Takeing out bored of the game. Me no care, but bored so play games. Tokan on bord. Rol dices. Moved 3 space.

 

Landd on skuare; lookes down. ‘Take Card’, it says at me. Me taked one card. It sayss, “Make a poem.” Watt is ‘poam’ the kard speeks off? Me pasted.

 

For a prize. Me forced readd a “article” by somone name the Person_random. Ok, I read. Me bored, like the game so I sleep… and get hit in hed by wierd dude from game. He forse me wakke up! and read ‘article’.

 

So boringg! Desperadly nead go to sleep, bot gard hit me. “No sleep!” he yell in my fase. “Read!”

 

“So many people say that you get addicted to video games and how video games are bad, and I definitely have had a share of people direct that at me. But you probably want to hear what I have to say about how Tanki=Life. And it's not because I’m addicted to Tanki.”

 

Me no get halff of word. They no makke sents. Tried again and again.

 

“Also, your chances of playing with a mult tanker who can’t get a kill without getting killed 10 times. Same in the workplace. I always hear tales about pretty annoying employees who actually get paid a lot to do nothing. There are also people who work 24/7 to fix all the mistakes that the unskilled do or do the lazy guy’s work.”

 

Wot is ‘mult’ mean? It sound nice to call peapl ‘mult’ so I kaled gard man ‘mult’. He getted red on face and run after mee.

 

Stuk in dunjin of game. Too guards surond me holding staks of paper. “Here” he drop lot of big paper on the flor. Me pick up. Morr from the Person_random. Me so tired me fall downn…

 

Waked up in hospitle. Heared loud noise. Beep...Beep… The sound of my hart beeting to the noises. No remember nothing, just me bord so much that me wanted sleep…

 

Days past. They say that I was in a comma, but now I feeled much better. No one lookes and I wil leaf, run away from the gards and win the game. Makes a plan, thinked quick to get away faster.

 

Noone comed to my roome. I runned to dorr, it opened. Gues where to leeve and go fatsest. Two ways: left, right. Only can chose one. Choosed the left, me run.

 

To late. Gards at door. Throwed rock to distract them they dont fall for trapp. Me runns fastest can do…

 

No made it.

[KillerGnat 3,135]

aretikul noob pleez go uway  :ph34r:

 

jkjk, didn't quite understand it, but it was entertaining in its own way. No edits cause... well... everything was intentional.

 

Approved.

[Chronicle 164]

didn't quite understand it

Neither do I. 

 

Looks like reporters are losing ground lol, jk.

Edited July 10, 2018 by Chronicle

[thethiefofvictory 339]

Lol. The lack of grammar is surprisingly comical, and I bet this would have been a pretty serious story had the grammar been better :P

 

Anyways. gud jawb meight, r8 8/7 me wonts moar

 

Also, explanation (as much as I understood): Some guards are forcing him to read Person's articles. Midway through he learns the word "mult" and calls a guard a mult, much to that guard's anger. He ends up in a hospital in a coma, and tries to escape, but fails. Although, the mention of a board game early on means all that happened can well be part of said board game. 

Edited July 10, 2018 by thethiefofvictory

[Pyre 3,485]

 

 

.. well... everything was intentional.

 

Was it though? :ph34r:

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Keks, I like it. I feel like it will be my life in a few years.

[gokuMI6 1,290]

Was that Gard Bot @Flexoo ?

 

 

keks

 

 

[C.O.N.Q.U.E.R.O.R 3,845]

I'd turn the grammar mistakes down just a bit, but this was really entertaining :)

[Person_Random 4,991]

aretikul noob pleez go uway  :ph34r:

 

jkjk, didn't quite understand it, but it was entertaining in its own way. No edits cause... well... everything was intentional.

 

Approved.

Lol this was part for venting.

 

Neither do I. 

 

Looks like reporters are losing ground lol, jk.

I guess reporters are...

 

Lol. The lack of grammar is surprisingly comical, and I bet this would have been a pretty serious story had the grammar been better :P

 

Anyways. gud jawb meight, r8 8/7 me wonts moar

 

Also, explanation (as much as I understood): Some guards are forcing him to read Person's articles. Midway through he learns the word "mult" and calls a guard a mult, much to that guard's anger. He ends up in a hospital in a coma, and tries to escape, but fails. Although, the mention of a board game early on means all that happened can well be part of said board game. 

Sure, good explanations.  Oh no am I making AWS stupid? :o

 

Was it though? :ph34r:

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Keks, I like it. I feel like it will be my life in a few years.

Yah, what I said earlier.

 

Was that Gard Bot @Flexoo ?

 

 

keks

 

 

No, they are empty characters.

 

I'd turn the grammar mistakes down just a bit, but this was really entertaining :)

I hate to disappoint you, but this series comes to an end soon.  Gotta gear up for YWA and not publish my Scholastic Entries.

 

And wow, I actually wrote a pretty good story.

Edited July 11, 2018 by Person_Random

[gokuMI6 1,290]

No, they are empty characters.

O-O

I thought Flexbot wacked you

[Person_Random 4,991]

O-O

I thought Flexbot wacked you

Noope no is Flexoo.  But u can imagine him as flexoo

[shafter9 156]

What.

[Benefactor 6,888]

[Person_Random 4,991]

I can't see this image right now, Imgur has been blocked.

[CabbageRoll 3,018]

r/surrealmemes

[Lose 881]

calvin and hobbes  :wub:  :wub:  :wub:

[Person_Random 4,991]

calvin and hobbes  :wub:  :wub:  :wub:

Same... for some reason I can't remember which book that was in.

[Incorp 2,084]

My all time favorite series of the WC. This was the piece that made you one of my favorite, if not my most favorite author.

Also why did you change the sequels name to kaisdf lmao

[Venerable 2,967]

On 1/28/2022 at 10:33 AM, Incorp said:

Also why did you change the sequels name to kaisdf lmao

For "Competitor", a collab contest of sorts involving the Newspaper, Contests, and Designers teams.

@Person_Random