The stupidest sight in tanki today

[Delta_Rail 142]

I had to look that up. Most of what we know about Russians is what we are fed on the local media. Same with the Russians. It's negative political propaganda. I have a soapbox full of this kinda stuff, but I won't pull it out. 

not that, it's just that whenever I'm in a battle, some russian talks crap about "fat americans" but yeah, most countries try their best t make others look bad

[u812ic 1,629]

not that, it's just that whenever I'm in a battle, some russian talks crap about "fat americans" but yeah, most countries try their best t make others look bad

Well, sadly, it's true. 

 

Most obese countries:

1...United States

2...Mexico

3...New Zealand

4....Hungry

21...Russian Federation

 

Least obese countries:

1...Japan

2...Korea

3...Italy

4...Switzerland

26...Russian Federation

 

Unfortunately, with the global scales, they don't take into account those who have medical conditions that preclude people from losing weight, medications that put on weight or DNA with a propensity towards obesity. 

 

But, yeah, I know what you are saying. 

[GorgoBlesk 831]

Ah, so. I see the light. After he changed weapons, I shouldn't have gone to the garage and loaded protection against it. Then you say I was wrong for doing that. I disagree.

 

He was already in the battle before me. He's the one that thought his garage was strong enough to go 1v1 at this level. I've been in 1v1 battles against other players of the same rank who were stronger than me. They certainly didn't show any mercy. Besides, he didn't have to change weapons. Sure, I had protection against his Mag, but after I destroyed him, he would have respawned full health and I had enough damage done to me that I would have been an easy kill.

 

I think what he was doing, after having been wounded, he would go to the garage and change weapons. He would come back, be destroyed by default for changing weapons and then he would have full health. He was using the garage as an alternative to RK. You say he was in the right because he didn't have a 1v1 garage and I was in the wrong for trying to protect myself?

 

Had he stuck with Vulcan he would have been okay. By that time, I was tired of his shenanigans. I didn't have Vulcan protection loaded, he should have known that if he pressed V or R. Yes, my combo was a bit stronger, but he would have respawned and killed me, the same as with Mag.

 

When I checked his garage the first time, I was only interested in what he was using, not his entire garage. After the battle was over, I went back to his garage and wondered why he was trying to do 1v1s.

 

You say, I should have changed to Freeze or Firebird. My Freeze is an M0, would that have been better? I could have changed to Firebird/Viking, but with a long range weapon I would have been destroyed before getting to him. If the Judge and Jury finds me guilty, then I'm guilty as charged.

 

Is your garage set up for 1v1 battles? If so and you joined a 1v1 battle, then finding out your opponent is weaker than you, would you have purposefully put yourself at the disadvantage so the other player could win and get more crystals at your expense?

I can play 1v1 with Hunter M0 10/10 (or Titan M1 9/10, it will be M2 after 4 days) and Ricochet M2 1/10. Ricochet is known for its high DPS and moderate range. It is really strong in 1v1.

 

If the enemy suggested to play a Fire/Freeze duel, I would simply switch to Viking M0 10/10 and Freeze M1 5/10.

 

My modules are too weak for my rank but if the enemy suggested to play Fire/Freeze without modules, I would agree.

[DEVlL 80]

Well, sadly, it's true. 

 

Most obese countries:

1...United States

2...Mexico

3...New Zealand

4....Hungry

21...Russian Federation

 

Least obese countries:

1...Japan

2...Korea

3...Italy

4...Switzerland

26...Russian Federation

 

Unfortunately, with the global scales, they don't take into account those who have medical conditions that preclude people from losing weight, medications that put on weight or DNA with a propensity towards obesity. 

 

But, yeah, I know what you are saying. 

Just wanted to point out that america is actually the 17th largest country in terms of BMI, and calling americans "fat" isn't true most of the time, it's just a generalization.

[u812ic 1,629]

Today, playing MM Polygon CP. There's 3 CPs, my team was interested in only one...the one in the pit. The other two were in the opposing team colors. They died, respawned and died again for that pit. 

[DEVlL 80]

Meanwhile in the RU Forums... "ебать америку!!!"

they may be like that lol, but they have fewer reasons to complain than english tankers do.  They make up the majority of the players, and tanki is obviously biased towards them with how low the prices are in the eastern european shops compared to the American and British shops (prolly because tanki is a russian company who wants their entire demographic to be russian and eastern european only lmao)

[Showbot 819]

When 500 people ask at the same time questions like: What happened in the War site? Why it isnt working?. And they dont ask a mod or smth, they ask it randomly in the chat, How are we supoe to know? ._.

[u812ic 1,629]

I saw a Vulcan/Wasp in battle yesterday. Easy kill.

[Herwinos-Kurt 27]

Hello readers:

 

 

I seriously dislike a team that ignores protection.

The enemy can be

2 freezes.

1 twins,

and 1 fire

but all 3 of my team mates have none of those as protection

ofcourse I have freeze fire and twins protection (and the enemy usually doesnt follow this either)

[GorgoBlesk 831]

Hello readers:

 

 

I seriously dislike a team that ignores protection.

The enemy can be

2 freezes.

1 twins,

and 1 fire

but all 3 of my team mates have none of those as protection

ofcourse I have freeze fire and twins protection (and the enemy usually doesnt follow this either)

Low rank players usually do not have modules. They are really expensive.

[u812ic 1,629]

Non-buyers will usually spend their crystals on MUing the hull and turret. After that, there isn't much left over. I know about the increase of funds, but it still takes time to MU your combo(s) plus not everyone does missions. Some players have one or two protections, but only against turrets they feel are the most threat, like magnum for example. I wouldn't be too harsh on them. It's difficult being a non-buyer and trying to compete with their peers. 

[SplashGun 22]

Defending flag AT THE flag, so that enemy fire can come and kill all and take the flag in Island map.

One should defend around 15-30 meters from flag to avoid group death and able to kill enemies which

are charging to team's base.

[X-Toxical 174]

So I know that all Tanki players don't speak English fluently. But seriously, can somebody not even notice that their channel art and channel name isn't even the same?!!? Ridiculous!

[Tanker-Arthur 2,971]

At my rank, people call me noob because I don't have an M3

It gets on my nerves that those people actually expect all players to buy an M3 kit right when they reach my rank! 

 

Btw, I do have an M3, its my Hunter M2 10/10

[Guest]

Well, sadly, it's true. 

 

Most obese countries:

1...United States

2...Mexico

3...New Zealand

4....Hungry

21...Russian Federation

 

Least obese countries:

1...Japan

2...Korea

3...Italy

4...Switzerland

26...Russian Federation

 

Unfortunately, with the global scales, they don't take into account those who have medical conditions that preclude people from losing weight, medications that put on weight or DNA with a propensity towards obesity. 

 

But, yeah, I know what you are saying. 

That's false. Shockingly, Saudi Arabia is the most obese country. All the guys there look like DJ Khaled, but worse. 

 

And, wait a minute, there aren't only 46 countries in the world...

Edited August 30, 2018 by sensei_tanker

[u812ic 1,629]

That's false. Shockingly, Saudi Arabia is the most obese country. All the guys there look like DJ Khaled, but worse. 

 

And, wait a minute, there aren't only 46 countries in the world...

You didn't really expect me to list all of the Countries of the world...Did you? I was making a short comparaison.

 

I went back to the internet and researched a little deeper. As far as world obesity goes, it depend on which website you go to, all claiming to have the latest findings. I looked at 4 different websites from 4 different organizations and none of them had Saudi Arabia as #1 in obesity. Nor did those 4 websites show United States as #1, either as did the one I was quoting before. Sorry, I didn't do a more thorough search when I responded the first time. One website went by BMI, the others didn't say how they came about their findings.  

[CabbageRoll 3,018]

Someone calls me a buyer while having 5 out of 8 ultimate m2 druggers in team

[GorgoBlesk 831]

Someone calls me a buyer while having 5 out of 8 ultimate m2 druggers in team

Did you use animated paint in battle?

Edited September 2, 2018 by GorgoBlesk

[MLG_Keemstar 176]

I had a really high score in a Polygon CP without drugs, at least 500 point more than anyone in that battle. A bunch of noobs start screeching at me to drop a gold. Apparently M3 kit + high score means that you can drop golds in a non drug battle

[GorgoBlesk 831]

I had a really high score in a Polygon CP without drugs, at least 500 point more than anyone in that battle. A bunch of noobs start screeching at me to drop a gold. Apparently M3 kit + high score means that you can drop golds in a non drug battle

LOL noob gold diggers thought you are admin and you can drop golds in any battle xD

 

Did they use Dictator?

[DRAKO523 795]

Those who use "Freedom Of Speech" as their defence against/on nearly every topic...;p

 

[GorgoBlesk 831]

Those who use "Freedom Of Speech" as their defence against/on nearly every topic...;p

 

 

 

 

My Titan is my defence...

[GuidoFawkes 2,361]

people who realise they just made themself look like a fool so they say "this is off topic, if you want to continue we can discuss this in PM." even though it was their off topic comment which started the conversaton in the first place.

like what kind of gutless man would try and use the rule he just broke as his defence and excuse. if it's a girl fine, if it's a man then eww


although come to think of it i do it too... but i make it known that when i do, i am trolling. so i don't expect any respect.

Edited September 2, 2018 by GuidoFawkes

[MLG_Keemstar 176]

LOL noob gold diggers thought you are admin and you can drop golds in any battle xD

 

Did they use Dictator?

two of them had m2 dictator,the rest had m1 hornets

[GorgoBlesk 831]

two of them had m2 dictator,the rest had m1 hornets

The Hornets were just helping the Dictators xD