The stupidest sight in tanki today

[TheCongoSpider 8,942]

 

 

Avoid XP like the plague! It's full of whiny and toxic noobs who scream that XP is the best combo, but start crying when they see a Smoky.

You couldn't have said it any better.

[Lose 881]

Avoid XP like the plague! It's full of whiny and toxic noobs who scream that XP is the best combo, but start crying when they see a Smoky.

but wut about BP?

[Guest]

but wut about BP?

Same as XP

[tr][/tr]

     During an STG today I killed the defender, and some noob RTL account zips in front of me and steals the gold that I drugged hard for. I get salty, and the other guy called me a noob for having a low K/D and not catching many golds. He challenges me to a 1v1, and I accept.  He had m3s (m2 10/10) and taunts me about it. He switches from Rico/Dictator to Fire/Dictator, to Fire/Hornet. Keep in mind, he has ALL m2 10/10, but I only usedTitan m1 10/10 and Rico 3/10 with the long range alt. This was the result:

 

      He then turns into the perfect definition of salty in General 1 and calls me a "runner noob" and "haha ur noob u don't use XP" I keep reminding him that I beat him fair and square but he is too salty to listen and keeps insisting that I do an XPBP duel. To his pestering, I do ANOTHER 1v1, this time with the supply boxes on to make him happy. I even let him take all the drug boxes in the end to give him an advantage. Surprisingly, I won that one too. Here was the result:

 

At this point I'm fed up with his bullcrap and ignore him. 

 

Let this be a message to all of the Egogun users out there.  ;)

Edited November 25, 2018 by Guest

[GorgoBlesk 831]

Avoid XP like the plague! It's full of whiny and toxic noobs who scream that XP is the best combo, but start crying when they see a Smoky.

OP Smoky and Thunder easily outplay UP Rail at close and medium range so they totally ruin unofficial XP/BP when they come in and refuse to equip Rail.

 

Of course, XP/BP are not the best combos. In fact, Rail is much better with Hunter or Dictator.

[BigCar 80]

Avoid XP like the plague! It's full of whiny and toxic noobs who scream that XP is the best combo, but start crying when they see a Smoky.

i do it too, mainly because people who dont know what XP/BP is just come in with a smoky/titan and obliterate everyone, and there is no way to fight that because i havent unlocked M2's yet to play in the format. i know those people too, and they get really salty when you actually outplay them, they blame literally everything but themselves because they dont want to hurt their fragile ego's.

XP/BP is a ****ty combo, but its fun to play.  i dont find drugwars fun, so i dont play MM, noise is ruined to due to magnum, and other maps in pro are drugwars too or polygon CP's. this is like my only option

[AncientFire 1,894]

This is just dumb:

 

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[u812ic 1,629]

Gold Box fell not far from me. I rushed over to grab, ran over it, but didn't pick it up. I ran over it a second time, but no go, so I sat on it. Then the screen went black.  :angry:

[CabbageRoll 3,018]

Gold Box fell not far from me. I rushed over to grab, ran over it, but didn't pick it up. I ran over it a second time, but no go, so I sat on it. Then the screen went black.  :angry:

once i have even slept while gold box was falling, i were surprised how gold box was still there 1 hour later

[AncientFire 1,894]

once i have even slept while gold box was falling, i were surprised how gold box was still there 1 hour later

LOL no way

Edited April 1, 2019 by sarim2345_the_master

[CabbageRoll 3,018]

LOL no way

Yeah lagging servers are such a great thing.

[u812ic 1,629]

I saw a player drive right by the Gold box. The player behind him picked it up. Guess he thought it was something else, but I can't imagine what. 

[caiosilvac 567]

The overdrive supply box was a stupid idea. it brings out the worst in TO players, who are selfish and immature by nature. Most players will fight over the box, flip over (which leads to self destructing and wasting time) and worst of all, they don't share the goddamed thing. it's often wasted in pursuit of a personal goal, it's rarely used to help the team. it distracts naive players as well. Tanki should analyze its players before implementing updates.

[CabbageRoll 3,018]

Okay, now this is something absolutely stupid.

 

40mbps (wifi) - not okay

client loads in few seconds

lobby loads in 30 seconds

battle loads 1 minute

999 ping 

 

100mbps (ethernet) - tanki has autism

doesnt even see there is connection

 

2mbps limited internet - playable

tanki loads in 10 seconds

lobby loads in 10 seconds

battle loads in 20 seconds

200 ping

 

 

50-60kbps when i use up limited internet - absolutely ideal

client loads in 5-7 minutes (understandable)

everything else needs around 30 seconds

tanki needs a bit to respond to clicks but for battle:

absolutely no errors and no lag at all

never shows 3-digit ping

 

 

Just tell me, why the hell 50-60kbps works perfectly and 100mbps cant even be used?

[TheCongoSpider 8,942]

Okay, now this is something absolutely stupid.

 

40mbps (wifi) - not okay

client loads in few seconds

lobby loads in 30 seconds

battle loads 1 minute

999 ping 

 

100mbps (ethernet) - tanki has autism

doesnt even see there is connection

 

2mbps limited internet - playable

tanki loads in 10 seconds

lobby loads in 10 seconds

battle loads in 20 seconds

200 ping

 

 

50-60kbps when i use up limited internet - absolutely ideal

client loads in 5-7 minutes (understandable)

everything else needs around 30 seconds

tanki needs a bit to respond to clicks but for battle:

absolutely no errors and no lag at all

never shows 3-digit ping

 

 

Just tell me, why the hell 50-60kbps works perfectly and 100mbps cant even be used?

Heh, I noticed this as well. Last year when my friend used to play, he had better internet speeds than me. I checked my Internet speed and mine was between 1-3 Mbps yet it loaded everything at a decent speed for me. For him, I can't remember how much he had but it was a lot more than me yet he was complaining about the game loading things slower. I have a better internet speed now and it loads it all the same for me. 

[CabbageRoll 3,018]

HERE IS WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER SHARE OVERDRIVE WITH ANY RUSSIANS

 

I LITERALLY SHARED OVERDRIVE WITH 5 PEOPLE AND THEY ALL WERE RUSSIAN. SO I WAITED TO GET SOME OVERDRIVES BACK. AND THOSE 4 RUSSIAN KIDS ONLY SHARED IT BETWEEN THEMSELVES. FOR LIKE 10 TIMES. SO NEVER GIVE OVERDRIVE IF YOU SUSPECT SOMEONE IS RUSSIAN. THERE ARE 1% OF GOOD RUSSIANS, AND YOU WILL FIRST GET OVERDRIVE FROM THEM. IN THAT CASE, USE IT WITH THOSE RUSSIANS. EVERYONE ELSE IS PURE ASSHOLE, AND THEY ONLY LOOK FOR OWN BENEFIT.

 

AFTER 1 MONTH OF KEEPING OVERDRIVE ONLY FOR MYSELF AND PEOPLE WHO GIVE IT TO ME I DECIDED TO CHANGE IT TODAY AND NOW I REALLY REGRET IT, AND I WILL CONTINUE KEEPING IT ONLY FOR MY OWN CHOICE OF ACTIVATING, BE IT A GOLD OR STEALING FLAG FROM DYING RUSSIAN KID, I WILL COMPLETELY IGNORE TEAM BENEFIT, BECAUSE I CANNOT SEE ANY BENEFIT.

 

If you decapitalize kindly change font to 24 and make it bold, thank you for understanding.

 

I just want to point out this is okay in high ranks as people who have flags get most overdrives. Below Major its all about russian m3 kids that dont have life and create blowouts while their m1 teammates are being blown-out from people that escape base. Do they have something called... brain?

Edited December 1, 2018 by CabbageRoll

[u812ic 1,629]

Mult or just dumb?

 

Tank on my team would sit right in the line of enemy fire, die, respawn and do again, never returning fire. He was using (or not using) Thunder/Hornet

 

Map: Serpuhov...Mode: CTF

[wolverine848 13,097]

You'd think in Pro-battle no-supply CTF on Serpuhov (Red), a team with 4 isidas would do ok.  I mean, they should have no problem healing and transporting the flag.

 

Not my team.

Most were sitting around on the left side (away from flag) healing the magnums and shafts who were playing TDM.

 

IF they actually did move forward to play CTF, you'd think they'd follow another tank and heal it as it transported the flag.

Nope.

They charged forward solo and died quickly.

Repeating this many times...  :wacko:

[u812ic 1,629]

You'd think in Pro-battle no-supply CTF on Serpuhov (Red), a team with 4 isidas would do ok.  I mean, they should have no problem healing and transporting the flag.

 

Not my team.

Most were sitting around on the left side (away from flag) healing the magnums and shafts who were playing TDM.

 

IF they actually did move forward to play CTF, you'd think they'd follow another tank and heal it as it transported the flag.

Nope.

They charged forward solo and died quickly.

Repeating this many times...  :wacko:

I have run into that many times. If you go to them for healing, some will, but most won't because they are saving it for the larger tanks. Those Isidas are not team players. They are players on a team, dong their own thing, which was not the objective. 

[CabbageRoll 3,018]

I have run into that many times. If you go to them for healing, some will, but most won't because they are saving it for the larger tanks. Those Isidas are not team players. They are players on a team, dong their own thing, which was not the objective.

Whenever i wear isida everyone treats me as a dog that must follow them. Of course i will not heal those. I would definitely do same thing like those who heal camping magnums because they dont move, or a flag carrier, not some dying m3 russian that camps at enemy base.If they actually go near me instead of pew pew pewing with firebirds and freezes i do heal them. I dont know how you go near isidas, try going in front of them if you dont do it already Edited December 2, 2018 by CabbageRoll

[Reddkuest 76]

Whenever i wear isida everyone treats me as a dog that must follow them. Of course i will not heal those. I would definitely do same thing like those who heal camping magnums because they dont move, or a flag carrier, not some dying m3 russian that camps at enemy base.If they actually go near me instead of pew pew pewing with firebirds and freezes i do heal them. I dont know how you go near isidas, try going in front of them if you dont do it already

Using yourself to shield him/her while you get healed is the right way to treat an Isida repping you.

 

Any tank seeing a Flag carrier being pursued back home and not doing anything to help is being moronic.

[bozo88 450]

Beware of serial mult ak47eee87. Compulsive Grom/Jager user, MO is to sit int he back doing piddlesome movements for most the battle, then join in and get a score of 50-70 in the last minute. In game KDR is around .06.

[Guest]

Map: Woflenstine

Mode: JGR

 

I don't play JGR often, but wanted to play around with Wasp/shaft. I see a non-turret turning Dictator/Thunder with no DA. Load up DD, and started beating him up with arcade shots. He struggles to move, and lands one, only ONE SHOT with DD, on my Wasp m1 10/10 and takes 90% of my HP. I kill him, and he gets banned for flood.  :lol:

 

Humor aside, this situation really highlights the Drugs>Skill issue in Tanki.

[Retaliate 503]

Okay, now this is something absolutely stupid.

 

40mbps (wifi) - not okay

client loads in few seconds

lobby loads in 30 seconds

battle loads 1 minute

999 ping 

 

100mbps (ethernet) - tanki has autism

doesnt even see there is connection

 

2mbps limited internet - playable

tanki loads in 10 seconds

lobby loads in 10 seconds

battle loads in 20 seconds

200 ping

 

 

50-60kbps when i use up limited internet - absolutely ideal

client loads in 5-7 minutes (understandable)

everything else needs around 30 seconds

tanki needs a bit to respond to clicks but for battle:

absolutely no errors and no lag at all

never shows 3-digit ping

 

 

Just tell me, why the hell 50-60kbps works perfectly and 100mbps cant even be used?

100%

It gets annoying for me since my Internet speed stays around 200-250mbps

Im unable to play tanki in browser most the time knowing it wont load I always get "You have been removed from this battle due to inactivity", I can only play client wise.  :wacko: 

 

But when I connect to a 5mbps hotspot I can play just fine on browser and client.

 

Edited December 4, 2018 by Retaliate

[Michael828 816]

I don't play JGR often, but wanted to play around with Wasp/shaft. I see a non-turret turning Dictator/Thunder with no DA. Load up DD, and started beating him up with arcade shots. He struggles to move, and lands one, only ONE SHOT with DD, on my Wasp m1 10/10 and takes 90% of my HP. I kill him, and he gets banned for flood.  :lol:

 

Humor aside, this situation really highlights the Drugs>Skill issue in Tanki.

 

It also highlights the fact that most people who can't turn their turrets use thunder...which is weird.

[Potdindy 866]

It also highlights the fact that most people who can't turn their turrets use thunder...which is weird.

Not ricochet?