The stupidest sight in tanki today

[Guest]

Entire team sitting in our base and camping when we're losing 3-0 in CTF....

 

Honestly, Tanki need to introduce some sort of actual matchmaking, sorting the players who actually possess functional brains from the players who clearly struggle to even use their eyes properly.

 

Maybe they could sort players based on their battle win rate or something.

[AncientFire 1,894]

Entire team sitting in our base and camping when we're losing 3-0 in CTF....

 

Honestly, Tanki need to introduce some sort of actual matchmaking, sorting the players who actually possess functional brains from the players who clearly struggle to even use their eyes properly.

 

Maybe they could sort players based on their battle win rate or something.

Exactly, I still wonder when that day will come when teams communicate properly, make plans, assign roles... boy do I dream of this type of tanki.

[wolverine848 13,097]

Entire team sitting in our base and camping when we're losing 3-0 in CTF....

 

Honestly, Tanki need to introduce some sort of actual matchmaking, sorting the players who actually possess functional brains from the players who clearly struggle to even use their eyes properly.

 

Maybe they could sort players based on their battle win rate or something.

This happens all the time now because all that some players care about is stars.  When I see more than 2 shafts (on my team) on any map but highways I leave right away.  When I see 4+ shafts on highways I leave immediately.

 

Exactly, I still wonder when that day will come when teams communicate properly, make plans, assign roles... boy do I dream of this type of tanki.

Will never happen.  The merging of servers from different countries put the nails in the communication coffin.

[Triple 98]

drones and batteries in containers XD

[BigCar 80]

[u812ic 1,629]

 

I've encountered this a few times, but usually towards the end of the battle to raise the battle fund. But if this player did it repeatedly, he was a noob. 

 

What I hate mostly is when the player with the flag hangs around enemy territory to get some bonus points for killing while carrying the flag. Not long ago, I saw a player on my team with the flag come half way back to base, but then turned around and went back to the enemy base for some bonus kills. No one else from our team was there to protect him. He didn't last very long.

[splitterpoint 10,986]

I don't get why players make pro-battles with supplies and overdrive enabled when they have the option to disable them.

In matchmaking we don't have a choice as supplies are used to counter the supplies of the enemy; gaining absolutely no edge but okay.

 

But this is a pro-battle..

 

 

[AncientFire 1,894]

I don't get why players make pro-battles with supplies and overdrive enabled when they have the option to disable them.

In matchmaking we don't have a choice as supplies are used to counter the supplies of the enemy; gaining absolutely no edge but okay

IKR THOSE players that make those battles are like THE WORST. SO annoying.

[wolverine848 13,097]

I don't get why players make pro-battles with supplies and overdrive enabled when they have the option to disable them.

In matchmaking we don't have a choice as supplies are used to counter the supplies of the enemy; gaining absolutely no edge but okay.

 

But this is a pro-battle..

Even worse - when they enable friendly-fire.

 

And having no time limit at all is kinda dumb - half the time even CTFs become camp-fests as there's no urgency to try and cap.

Put in 20 minutes or so and you will have a much better battle.

 

IKR THOSE players that make those battles are like THE WORST. SO annoying.

[SporkZilla 1,775]

Garages like this one because people can now buy product kits from the shop at earlier ranks

[u812ic 1,629]

I don't get why players make pro-battles with supplies and overdrive enabled when they have the option to disable them.

In matchmaking we don't have a choice as supplies are used to counter the supplies of the enemy; gaining absolutely no edge but okay.

 

But this is a pro-battle..

 

 

 

There are a lot more battle maps in Pro mode than in MM. I suppose this player wanted to play an MM battle on his favorite map. 

[splitterpoint 10,986]

Even worse - when they enable friendly-fire.

 

And having no time limit at all is kinda dumb - half the time even CTFs become camp-fests as there's no urgency to try and cap.

Put in 20 minutes or so and you will have a much better battle.

I see this aswell, the defence is always much stronger and they stay put more when there are no overdrives and supplies which causes these medium hulls to be insanely fast I guess. Never understood why friendly fire got added here, the community generally is too toxic for a strategic element. 

 

There are a lot more battle maps in Pro mode than in MM. I suppose this player wanted to play an MM battle on his favorite map. 

Well apparantly this player likes to counter the supplies of the enemy with supplies lol

[AncientFire 1,894]

Was playing a parkour battle today on silence, was just minding my own business then suddenly one rico + mammoth started mining, i did not really care bcs i was in a corner where no one could come (bcs i had blocked the entrances with mines)  eventually he mined the whole MAP, i knew i had to stop him, i was trying to kill him with my twins, he just wouldn't die, nor would i (Once I came down to 1 HP but he did not know) it was kinda like 1v1 bcs i was safe while my team was just getting spawn killed by mines

 

eventually some noob magnum with like 2000 GS from the other guy's team came in and 2v1'd me... i did kinda rage so i decided to join the opponent's team, i joined and he said to me "lol noob u so ez to kil" then I pulled out mammoth + twins, came in front of him to flip him and then guess what? He said I am hacking and...

he left the match   :D

so i made him quit by just scaring him???  :huh:

and he wasted all those 2000+ mines I THINK, just for 130 kills?

wish i took pics but i was too caught up in the fight 

Edited January 17, 2019 by sarim2345_the_master

[Draco1324 0]

Just looking through some clan requirements and then see this:

[CabbageRoll 3,018]

Just looking through some clan requirements and then see this:

It is called sarcasm, different from stupidness

[Benefactor 6,888]

From a lower-ranked account (not stupid, but kinda funny and I wish I recorded it)...

 

MM CTF Highways

 

A group of us when after the enemy flag figuring "hey, they can't get all of us". One of my teammates (Hornet/Isida) got the flag and we booked out of there to the lower level to stay out of all the Shafts range. The enemy scurried after us and we met with some resistance at the bottom of the map. My teammate with the flag was dodging pretty well and it was me and him left at the bottom after the scrimmage. He must have been "turned around" and confused after the scrimmage because then he started going back towards the enemy base. I tried to stop him chatting "wrong way" but he still went. He even got as far as the enemy's cap point but then we got killed by all those Shafts. 

[ZloyDanuJI 409]

From a lower-ranked account (not stupid, but kinda funny and I wish I recorded it)...

 

MM CTF Highways

 

A group of us when after the enemy flag figuring "hey, they can't get all of us". One of my teammates (Hornet/Isida) got the flag and we booked out of there to the lower level to stay out of all the Shafts range. The enemy scurried after us and we met with some resistance at the bottom of the map. My teammate with the flag was dodging pretty well and it was me and him left at the bottom after the scrimmage. He must have been "turned around" and confused after the scrimmage because then he started going back towards the enemy base. I tried to stop him chatting "wrong way" but he still went. He even got as far as the enemy's cap point but then we got killed by all those Shafts. 

okay this is the funniest one so far :lol:

[AncientFire 1,894]

okay this is the funniest one so far :lol:

we are talking about stupidest, not funniest ;-;

[TheCongoSpider 8,953]

we are talking about stupidest, not funniest ;-;

Usually, funny is stupid and relatable. 

[ZloyDanuJI 409]

we are talking about stupidest, not funniest ;-;

and i commented that this stupid sight sounds the funniest to me, you have a problem?

[T.O.R_Skyline 111]

A battle that fluctuated between me (third lieut with decent garage) up until lieut generals with 40% prots and m3 kits, and in between colonels with m0s and m1s...

[AncientFire 1,894]

and i commented that this stupid sight sounds the funniest to me, you have a problem?

Yes I do  :D

[Guest]

I don't get why players make pro-battles with supplies and overdrive enabled when they have the option to disable them.

In matchmaking we don't have a choice as supplies are used to counter the supplies of the enemy; gaining absolutely no edge but okay.

 

But this is a pro-battle..

 

 

I detest those battles... especially when drugs are off but ODs are left on.

[u812ic 1,629]

I detest those battles... especially when drugs are off but ODs are left on.

I turn everything off and nobody comes.  :(

[CabbageRoll 3,018]

I turn everything off and nobody comes.  :(

Same... for some reason everyone hates legendary 100 flag maps like short bridge and they keep joining 24/7 drug battles but still complain