The stupidest sight in tanki today

[u812ic 1,629]

Least obese country is DR Congo and the 2nd most obese one is Saudi Arabia duh

That's one of the stupidest things you saw on Tanki today? Man, you are really digging deep. Could be the list you found was more recent than the one I posted. DUH. Which, in your opinion, makes me so stupid you had to post it here? I think this post is the stupidest thing I saw on Tanki today. 

[u812ic 1,629]

Today on Aleksandrovsk CTF red. Two Shaft/Mammoths, one was staring down his scope to the left of the building near the flag, the other staring down his scope to the right of the building, both with lasers exposed. Meanwhile, blue is coming up from behind stealing the flag. Shaft on right would scan his scope around, didn't see anything and went back to scoping the side of the building. 

 

We almost had a flag capture and would have if one of the Shafts paid attention to what was going on around him. My teammate was coming to base with the flag. I had just respawned and got my Firebird/Viking between my teammate and his 2 pursuers...Twins/Viking and Railgun/Viking. I was doing damage, but not much and not enough. I was quickly overcome. My teammate had very little health left and died just a few inches from the capture. Blue flag was returned and ours was stolen...again. Where was the rest of my team? Playing TDM on blue side. How about the Shafts? Still staring down their scopes. All this was happening right under their noses. Several teammates were respawning just as our flag was being stolen. One of them with Twins pummeled both Shafts. The Shaft on the right turned his scope and fired at him. 

Edited March 16, 2019 by u812ic

[SporkZilla 1,775]

Was on Magistral just now and a Smoky was on the bridge sniping everyone and nobody else on my team tried to kill them (they ended up with 13 kills and no deaths)

 

Then I looked at their profile and what the... 

 

Their XP, hours in game, kills, and crystals earned are similar to the alt. I was using, but my K/D is only 1.30

 

OK, so I haven't used any supplies on that account and haven't obtained that many gold boxes (from buying, containers, challenges, whatever) or spent any money, and I should have bought a kit with an M1 Hunter and MU'd it ages ago (that alt. has over 550K crystals), but I must be really bad at this game.

Edited March 17, 2019 by SporkZilla

[wolverine848 13,097]

Was on Magistral just now and a Smoky was on the bridge sniping everyone and nobody else on my team tried to kill them (they ended up with 13 kills and no deaths)

 

Then I looked at their profile and what the... 

 

Their XP, hours in game, kills, and crystals earned are similar to the alt. I was using, but my K/D is only 1.30

 

OK, so I haven't used any supplies on that account and haven't obtained that many gold boxes (from buying, containers, challenges, whatever) or spent any money, and I should have bought a kit with an M1 Hunter and MU'd it ages ago (that alt. has over 550K crystals), but I must be really bad at this game.

That is likely a buyer account. 

Probably has most-used equipment fully upgraded.  So a smoky m1 10/10 can do a LOT of damage at that rank.

 

Likely play mostly with friends and has isida healing it all the time.  

Would be shocked if that player returned 1 flag - even though 80% of playing time is CTF.

 

Used 11k mines already?   LOL

CAMPER - look at the exp/hr of Magnum vs Smoky.  That's where a lot of the mines were used.

 

In 1-2 ranks that player will stop playing this account to preserve and brag about the high k/d.

Otherwise - that k/d will drop like a stone when he/she runs into players 4-5 ranks higher and reality sets in.

[Pirate.Hunter 0]

I joined a Noise CTF battle with drugs and upgrades alterations turned off and a noob from my team just keeps on flipping me with his fat titan and hammer m0, and keeps on typing "Pirate.Hunter, drop container please!". "How am I supposed to drop a container for him!?"

[Dark.Angel 63]

A striker hacker in a massacre CTF MM battle, where I was a vulcan mammoth with a pet isida, both the isida and me had ODs. I had DA and DD on, and so did the isida. The striker shot around 10 salvos on me, and I didn't die, instead i was on a kill streak. I died when my DA got over, and a shaft with DD shot me in scope mode. I was satisfied that I overpowered a hacker. At one point, he quit and just stared at me for around 5 seconds. Then he resumed shooting his useless rockets.

 

 

btw this was around recruit ranks. The striker had M0 and I had M1 mammoth.

Edited March 18, 2019 by Dark.Angel

[Nicola_M 1,563]

 

 

  Where was the rest of my team? Playing TDM on blue side.

To be fair, I do that. In CTF, if I'm not defending the flag/trying to stop flag-stealers, I'll harass the rest of the enemy team (or TDM as you call it).

My logic is, if I'm keeping bits of their team busy fighting me off, they're not stealing our flag.

[u812ic 1,629]

To be fair, I do that. In CTF, if I'm not defending the flag/trying to stop flag-stealers, I'll harass the rest of the enemy team (or TDM as you call it).

My logic is, if I'm keeping bits of their team busy fighting me off, they're not stealing our flag.

I agree with you, I've done the same. I forgot to add the score at the time of this incident: 4-0 blue's favor. They picked up 4 flags because we were busy trying to grab their flag and we thought the base was safe because of the 2 Shafts. When one of my teammates grabbed the flag and escaped, one of our team members should have escorted him. He was using Firebird/Hornet. Just as he grabbed the flag, I was killed. I respawned, loaded a SB to meet him enroute, which I did but fairly close to base. If even one of the Shafts was paying attention, we would have had that one cap. 

 

But this is a problem with a lot of Shaft users, I'm not saying all so don't blast me. They get into scope mode and become hypnotized to the point that the whole world could be coming down upon their shoulders and they wouldn't know it. I use Shaft on one of my other accounts and go into arcade mode every few seconds if things seem to be quiet at the moment. 

[Play_King 7]

Today, whilst playing assault, I was driving up a bridge when a fellow Viking and Teammate comes and goes up the ramp too, pushing me of and leaving me up-side down on the ground. :angry: Ah, thank you delete button... :)

[CabbageRoll 3,018]

Today, whilst playing assault, I was driving up a bridge when a fellow Viking and Teammate comes and goes up the ramp too, pushing me of and leaving me up-side down on the ground. :angry: Ah, thank you delete button... :)

I would stay flipped because such team should definitely lose, and it would not count as sabotage if i am a noob who doesnt know how to self destruct

[Nicola_M 1,563]

I would stay flipped because such team should definitely lose, and it would not count as sabotage if i am a noob who doesnt know how to self destruct

You could spend the rest of the game flipped.  You may as well leave the battle.

Or accept that being flipped happens.

[CabbageRoll 3,018]

You could spend the rest of the game flipped.  You may as well leave the battle.

Or accept that being flipped happens.

If it is on purpose i would definitely stay flipped

[Nicola_M 1,563]

If it is on purpose i would definitely stay flipped

The only one who loses out .... is you, by no points, no score, no stars.

[CabbageRoll 3,018]

no stars.

hahahhahhah

[u812ic 1,629]

This time I have to tattle on myself. I was looking at my missions to see how many more RGB battles I had to finish. I had done 4...one more to go. I thought my pointer was sitting on the "close" button, but my mouse had moved and I accidently hit the "change" button and got a DM mission. I try to avoid that like the plague. I hit change again and got another DM. It was make 1500 something or another. I just glanced at it. I hit the "change" button one more time and got RGB finish 5 battles, again. 

 

I don't change all DM missions, but that was my last mission and I wasn't in the mood. 

[GorgoBlesk 831]

The only one who loses out .... is you, by no points, no score, no stars.

I try to avoid pressing Delete, I often wait to be killed by the nearby enemies.

[The_Pakistani 16,768]

This

 

 

Tanki still running

 

 

[ghost-guns 1,486]

Played a CTF battle today and the opposition dropped gold boxes to distract our team (so they could sneak in and steal our un-guarded flag). I called them out on it and they said it was strategy. LMAO. Some people just hate to lose.

[wolverine848 13,097]

Played a CTF battle today and the opposition dropped gold boxes to distract our team (so they could sneak in and steal our un-guarded flag). I called them out on it and they said it was strategy. LMAO. Some people just hate to lose.

I'm not a fan of gold-boxes but it IS a strategy.

 

It also says as much about your team as it does about the player dropping gold.

[FrozenRailgun 1,771]

Played a CTF battle today and the opposition dropped gold boxes to distract our team (so they could sneak in and steal our un-guarded flag). I called them out on it and they said it was strategy. LMAO. Some people just hate to lose.

Yes. A strategy. In the loading screen.....

[Viking4s 10,791]

 

Merged

Please check if similar topic exist before creating a new topic.

[Maf 32,305]

Played a CTF battle today and the opposition dropped gold boxes to distract our team (so they could sneak in and steal our un-guarded flag). I called them out on it and they said it was strategy. LMAO. Some people just hate to lose.

It's literally a valid strategy, as said by developers and players multiple times in many places. Gold boxes are supply, and they give you an advantage in battles, albeit not in a direct way like the other supplies.

 

I used golds myself like this a few times, and in some cases it actually worked.

[wolverine848 13,097]

It's literally a valid strategy, as said by developers and players multiple times in many places. Gold boxes are supply, and they give you an advantage in battles, albeit not in a direct way like the other supplies.

 

I used golds myself like this a few times, and in some cases it actually worked.

I use them myself in games too - albeit accidentally :angry: .      Why does the re-mapping of keys not "stick"??? :wacko:

[Maf 32,305]

I use them myself in games too - albeit accidentally :angry: .      Why does the re-mapping of keys not "stick"??? :wacko:

Hmm, never had this issue. I changed mine to "+" and it stays there.

[ghost-guns 1,486]

I know it's technically a strategy but it's really sad. All my team all ran to find the gold and left the flag exposed.