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Sometimes we have to let Darwin's theories prove themselves true. Part of Isida is learning when and when not to pocket people, and more importantly who evolution has it out for. 

Don't get me started again. 

 

Stupidest sight today: says "admin gold pls" 

says "Admin doesn't drop gold lol"

The reply: "It's an old saying"

Then I say: "Ik but they don't drop them anymore so stop begging"

"I can beg all I want if I have double your score"

 

Meanwhile, on the other side, HBTY looks to the bottom right of the screen to figure out why he's doing so bad (200 points) and sees 

 

13 fps

879 ping

 

-_-

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Sometimes we have to let Darwin's theories prove themselves true. Part of Isida is learning when and when not to pocket people, and more importantly who evolution has it out for.

And what is that Darwin truth?

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Well, when it says individuals we should think more of non-human animals.

 

Although we're animals ourselves we behave different because we are more rational, not a lot and not very good, but enough to mess things up. One example: more educated people procreate less while less educated people procreate more. How come the less educated are having more kids while educated populations shrink?

 

To me many of those ideologies based on survival of the fittest applied to humans that are professed by people less intelligent than Darwin and followed mostly by ghost believers are nonsense at best.

 

If Darwin would have lived another 100 years maybe his theories would have evolved as well.

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Well, when it says individuals we should think more of non-human animals.

 

Although we're animals ourselves we behave different because we are more rational, not a lot and not very good, but enough to mess things up. One example: more educated people procreate less while less educated people procreate more. How come the less educated are having more kids while educated populations shrink?

 

To me many of those ideologies based on survival of the fittest applied to humans that are professed by people less intelligent than Darwin and followed mostly by ghost believers are garbage at best.

 

If Darwin would have lived another 100 years maybe his theories would have evolved as well.

You must be fun at parties. My oh-so-hard-to-grasp point is Isidas should know which teammates deserve their death and which were absolutely their fault and preventable. A Wasp charging a drugged-out Magnum head on should know better. A Titan with double armor would be more worth your energy and time to heal, and would actually come out on top if you position yourself right.

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You must be fun at parties. My oh-so-hard-to-grasp point is Isidas should know which teammates deserve their death and which were absolutely their fault and preventable. A Wasp charging a drugged-out Magnum head on should know better. A Titan with double armor would be more worth your energy and time to heal, and would actually come out on top if you position yourself right.

 

But it also depends on battle situations, if you apply Darwinism and only heal the the big hulls you could be healing a camper that's not helping the team, which is not good unless you just want to do a specific goal like a mission.

 

When I use Isida sometimes I don't heal and that's because I think I can benefit the team more by doing something else.

 

But of course many times in Tanki playing for the team is less rewarding than playing for yourself and that feels like Darwinism, so maybe Tanki development is caught in the Darwinism trend?

 

Myself I'll continue trying to fight for the team because it's more challenging and challenging is a good exercise.

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Careful 'round your clan commander :P You're saying I'm the stupidest sight? ;)

 

*Edit: wow I never knew I had 1115 posts 

I said either....or, so the possibility exists, but hey, im not gonna decide.

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this logic is killing me

 

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"earn crystals in rugby battles"

has cp/dm/tdm and ctf on image

 

LAZY  :D

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"earn crystals in rugby battles"

has cp/dm/tdm and ctf on image

 

LAZY  :D

The point here is 25 crystal requirement with no objective has same worth like earning 50 crystals with more restrictions.

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A freeze player NOT on full drugs! What were they thinking!

 

A Hammer/doublet player shooting me without DD enabled. The tank just stopped in amazement that I didn't explode!

 

15 players in massacre actually playing a really good game of Rugby ( of course there was one who kept trying to play TDM at the other end of the map to where the action was but he eventually quit when he was stomped upon). This is stupid because all of my missions were Rugby and all were TDM with a ball apart from that one. If you want to play TDM then go and play it. 

 

Since the updates and the stupid overdrives Tanki is like watching 8 year olds play football. They all chase the ball around the field without a thought of defence and then a gold drops and they all abandon game and charge off after it. 

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Last night 2 clanmates and I played a polygon game. It brought back memories of the early days when we were all low levels. Anyway, we three somehow managed the highest scores in the game, but our team lost.

 

Opponent: "This clan big n00b"

Clanmate: Hes obviously not talking about us"

Me: which clan? The one with top score?

Opponent: chief (our tag name), top n00bs

Me: xaxaxaxaxaxa

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What nice players Taspen and his friend are:

 

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I personally target the crowd whenever a gold is dropping. It's so much more satisfying when you score a pentakill than it is when you earn some pocket change. 

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I personally target the crowd whenever a gold is dropping. It's so much more satisfying when you score a pentakill than it is when you earn some pocket change. 

Some context:

 

At the start of the battle, I had killed Taspen (I didn't notice it was him) and capped a flag. Apparently (I did not know this), he and/or Alpha and Omega was dropping golds. The first one they dropped happened when I had my Overdrive ready. I was going to capture a flag and then I see 4 players there about to get the gold box. Seeing that that is free Overdrive charge there, I shot one and killed Taspen, Alpha and Omega, and another player. That prompted them to say the first 5 messages you see there. 

 

They kept dropping golds (for them to try to take) and I kept getting easy Overdrive charge to clear out the base so my team can capture. They couldn't handle that so they rage quit, not after Alpha and Omega made that sister comment. 

 

Meanwhile, I did great and got my 3 stars. 

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Some context:

 

At the start of the battle, I had killed Taspen (I didn't notice it was him) and capped a flag. Apparently (I did not know this), he and/or Alpha and Omega was dropping golds. The first one they dropped happened when I had my Overdrive ready. I was going to capture a flag and then I see 4 players there about to get the gold box. Seeing that that is free Overdrive charge there, I shot one and killed Taspen, Alpha and Omega, and another player. That prompted them to say the first 5 messages you see there. 

 

They kept dropping golds (for them to try to take) and I kept getting easy Overdrive charge to clear out the base so my team can capture. They couldn't handle that so they rage quit, not after Alpha and Omega made that sister comment. 

 

Meanwhile, I did great and got my 3 stars. 

That sucks man. I've had people make comments about my sister as well, but what usually shuts their little twelve year old mouths up is mentioning that she's eight and a half years old. Or they don't. But by then if they're willing to be edgy for the sake of making themselves feel good about losing in an online game I just leave.

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I thought dropping a gold was so that you could shoot at the muppets who go for it!

I thought dropping golds was for private battles to spike your own crystals up :ph34r:

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I thought dropping golds was for private battles to spike your own crystals up :ph34r:

:D I have done that. I had a lot of boxes saved up and would drop one on occasion. One day I thought, "Why should I give all these crystals away when I could use some for myself. I created a private battle and had a private gold rain party for myself. I dropped about 3/4 of them and spent them (along with the crystals I already had) on the last MU for my turret. 

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Yes I dropped loads of golds to myself in a private battle. So many in fact that I got kicked out of the battle for inactivity before I could collect any of them! Dumbass :D

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It's sad when you get 5 gold boxes from a container but need 5k for a battle pass to create a private battle and use them.

I had a solution to that - I wanted to buy Gauss on @HBTY2, but the total of all my crystals and golds together equaled 100-200 over the price and I was lazy and didn't want to work for the extra crystals needed for a battle pass  :rolleyes: - so, since I'm a commander in my clan, I kicked the newest guy, added my alt, dropped the golds, then kicked @HBTY2 and added the other guy. He wasn't very happy :P

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