The stupidest sight in tanki today

[wolverine848 13,097]

On 5/16/2020 at 7:59 PM, BigCar said:

low level CTF, im at corporal level.

i have the enemy flag, going back to base

but then i hear ''goldbox dropping soon'' and see where it is, so i give the flag to another guy and try for gold.

problem this - this man sees that the flag is red and not blue (we were blue team) and starts going to the enemy base

i didnt get the gold either 

Maybe just cap the flag next time?

[fishFAST 24]

On 5/16/2020 at 7:59 PM, BigCar said:

low level CTF, im at corporal level.

i have the enemy flag, going back to base

but then i hear ''goldbox dropping soon'' and see where it is, so i give the flag to another guy and try for gold.

problem this - this man sees that the flag is red and not blue (we were blue team) and starts going to the enemy base

i didnt get the gold either 

that is me when i'm tired

[BigCar 54]

5 hours ago, wolverine848 said:

Maybe just cap the flag next time?

i would have, if i expected someone would go to the enemy base to give them the flag back

that just doesnt happen under normal circumstances

[Matt_Black 203]

Me Titan/Vulcan/incedury band, and an Isida defending the goal in rugby agains four or five of the other team attacking. I am fully lit up, tank glowing deep red, Isida barely keeping up with it but I'm mowing the attacking force down when . . . . . . A Mammoth/Thunder on 90% health drives between us to get healed and shoots me in the back of the turret continiously until we all die.

 

Edited August 26, 2020 by Sacrifice
Please avoid using inappropriate language.

[Thomas11239 366]

8 hours ago, Matt_Black said:

Me Titan/Vulcan/incedury band,

After you said this, I didn't feel bad for you anymore 

[Okami 3,041]

I was looking at old(ish) screenshots, and I found this one from this year's April Fools event

[ShooterMK7 9]

Person tries to report me on other account because I have scout electromagnetic accelerator

I tell him to look in the garage, says scout electromagnetic accelerator doesn't exist

And this is after at least 3 people tell him I'm not hacking.

[ShooterMK7 9]

Also who I played with today:

https://imgur.com/a/AwMHztl

https://imgur.com/a/ztveqlE

[that_one_hadi 15]

Russian players in my team letting the russian enemies to capture the flag.

Edited August 24, 2020 by that_one_hadi

[Thomas11239 366]

5 hours ago, that_one_hadi said:

Russian players in my team letting the russian enemies to capture the flag.

I haven't played tanki in a few weeks. Sounds like it hasn't become much better.

[Dagron 10]

There was a gold box in Juggernaut. I think you can tell where this is going.

The grossest misuse of overdrives and biggest dogpile of treads and metal ever seen. For a shiny little box containing 1000 crystals. Oh, and my teammate decided to try and shove me (an Ares) off of the bridge it was on because he misinterpreted me going after the enemy Wasp with an OD ready to delete our Juggernaut as me trying to go for the distraction. Needless to say it didn't go to well for him, since he commited fully to gravity and was inhibited by his treads where I could simply reorient myself in midair like a cat.

 

Lok, Thu'um.

[Cleric 1,385]

When I have the highest score in the entire match (including both ally and enemy team)  but we are being destroyed because the rest of my team sucks.

[Benefactor 6,888]

7 hours ago, Aegis said:

When I have the highest score in the entire match (including both ally and enemy team)  but we are being destroyed because the rest of my team sucks.

It's called "Matchmaking". However, there will be times when your team will be filled with 4-digit GS beginning with 1s and some 2s as thie high number, and the other team will have 4-digit GS beginning with 3s, 4s, and 5s.

[Benefactor 6,888]

On 5/17/2020 at 3:44 PM, Matt_Black said:

Me Titan/Vulcan/incedury band, and an Isida defending the goal in rugby agains four or five of the other team attacking. I am fully lit up, tank glowing deep red, Isida barely keeping up with it but I'm mowing the attacking force down when . . . . . . A Mammoth/Thunder on 90% health drives between us to get healed and shoots me in the back of the turret continiously until we all die.

 

Get Heat Immunity and you can stand alone.

Edited August 26, 2020 by Sacrifice
Profanity in the post that was quoted.

[Cleric 1,385]

11 minutes ago, Benefactor said:

It's called "Matchmaking". However, there will be times when your team will be filled with 4-digit GS beginning with 1s and some 2s as thie high number, and the other team will have 4-digit GS beginning with 3s, 4s, and 5s.

Oh, even worse. I'm not sure is it just me but I noticed recently more high level players intentionally equip low level gears and join MM. Not sure why.

Edited August 26, 2020 by Aegis

[Benefactor 6,888]

5 minutes ago, Aegis said:

Oh, even worse. I'm not sure is it just me but I noticed recently more high level players intentionally equip low level gears and join MM. Not sure why.

I tried that. I don't think GS picks up on the current GS you have.

[cosmic666 1,055]

21 minutes ago, Benefactor said:

I tried that. I don't think GS picks up on the current GS you have.

Tried that out months ago, as a experiment. Does not help you get into lower ranked battles from my observations. 

[KILLED_BY_DEATH 1]

2600 GS IN LOW RANK BATTLE.

[Viking4s 10,791]

11 minutes ago, KILLED_BY_DEATH said:

2600 GS IN LOW RANK BATTLE.

or 9999

[SporkZilla 1,775]

 

[Matt_Black 203]

Hunter/Hammer and Hunter/Twins only managing to make a kill by stunning players then shooting them point blank. Neither could turn their turret.

So much for being legendary players.

 

[Cleric 1,385]

In every single MM battle:

Edited September 9, 2020 by Aegis

[AncientFire 1,894]

High ranks, yep just high ranks

I've been a somewhat high ranked player for a while, I created a new account because I was bored... its absolutely ridiculous to see how much skill deteriorates in high ranks
Everyone drugs, people who cant turn their goddamn turret end up killing me somehow... campers are everywhere ESPECIALLY juggernaut campers when they are supposed to be helping their team win

High ranked players dont give a crap about the objective, they are all focused on their own K/D, points and payout... DM was the only good mode where skill was actually required

 

Complete opposite is true in low ranks, barely any supplies are used, people actually somewhat play coordinated and its the basic aspect; shoot to kill, this one tiny thing makes the game so much fun in lower ranks because either nobody cares about other stats or they are actual newbies who dont know much about anything else.

 At around WO5 this fun is completely thrown out the damn window and you get selfish druggers who steal your overdrive when clearly they have their own & proceed to insult you if you even kill them once

 

Bottom line, high ranks suck af

[ThirdOnion 4,898]

Fantastically fair match. Over in less than two minutes.

Guess who the top scorers on the enemy team were? That's right, Hornet + Magnum RGC.

[wolverine848 13,097]

Archipalego CP. 

We had 4 tanks on each of 2 islands.  Enemy had lead but ended up with 6 tanks on 1 island and 1 on each of other 2.  So we just kept killing the two "floaters" while the other 6 stayed on same island they already controlled.

I said jump or lose.  No one jumped and we won.   What a stupid map.