The stupidest sight in tanki today

[u812ic 1,629]

Same... for some reason everyone hates legendary 100 flag maps like short bridge and they keep joining 24/7 drug battles but still complain

On a small map, as you described, about how long does a battle like that last? I know it depends on whether it's a TDM with "Oh! Look! This TDM has flags!" or if they are really after the objective. 

[CabbageRoll 3,018]

On a small map, as you described, about how long does a battle like that last? I know it depends on whether it's a TDM with "Oh! Look! This TDM has flags!" or if they are really after the objective. 

Probably 1-2 hours. The funniest part is that flags get capped like 5 times in row before stopping again, and you completely rely on whole team. Sounds unrealistic, and it is indeed, 3 years later i doubt there will be any such battle again, and if it does happen it will be filled with stupid kids who do TDM and never move with 5 mammoths, we have hill now exactly like that, unplayable.

[wolverine848 13,097]

Probably 1-2 hours. The funniest part is that flags get capped like 5 times in row before stopping again, and you completely rely on whole team. Sounds unrealistic, and it is indeed, 3 years later i doubt there will be any such battle again, and if it does happen it will be filled with stupid kids who do TDM and never move with 5 mammoths, we have hill now exactly like that, unplayable.

Not a lot of demand for 2-hr battles...

[u812ic 1,629]

Not a lot of demand for 2-hr battles...

I remember when 999 battles were popular. You talk about 2 hr? How about 2 days!

[TheCongoSpider 8,952]

I remember when 999 battles were popular. You talk about 2 hr? How about 2 days!

Two days? Do you mean 24 hours?

[Hancho 3,902]

Every day is a new sight, can't name them though. 

[CabbageRoll 3,018]

Two days? Do you mean 24 hours?

Sometimes there is no restart so they keep going

[u812ic 1,629]

Two days? Do you mean 24 hours?

I mean 2 days. A few players lost sleep over those battles. Most would come and go and come back later, but someone was always there to keep the battle open, even if there was no one to fight. But when the battle was nearing the end, it was difficult to get in. Everyone wanted a piece of that battle fund. 

 

Sometimes there is no restart so they keep going

These were set at 999 in TDM or CTF. On occasion, DM. A player would set up a battle that way. Not a glitch. 

[Nicola_M 1,563]

 

 

These were set at 999 in TDM or CTF. On occasion, DM. A player would set up a battle that way. Not a glitch. 

I remember that.  I think early last year I got into a DM that was on Dusseldorf (?) set to 999 and it had dozens of players on it.

It was brilliant.  Did a few hours in it until my supplies ran out.

[BigCar 80]

999 battles are almost never worth it unless you join near the end

 

i joined a 999 polygon CP once, it was really boring but i wanted some crystals. was 4th in the winning team and our team got to 600 points but my laptop wasn't able to handle it and lagged out. tried rejoining but after a few minutes game would jump to 999 ping and i would be unable to harm anyone. ended up leaving and wasting my day 

Edited January 23, 2019 by BigCar

[Hancho 3,902]

I remember I was playing Polygon CP 500 & I was on the winning side but at the same time the opponent in the different team lagged out near the end and came back with 0 score & 0 kills, basically the system kicked him out and it happened to me a lot of times too. He had 16k+ score, he would have gotten at least 40k crystals with premium. It is scary to play long battles when you never know what can happen and waste your time - Unless you record the battle for the proof in case the system decides to kick you out?

[AncientFire 1,894]

Unless you record the battle for the proof in case the system decides to kick you out?

nah i dont think devs or mods are ever gonna give you the reward, its just bad luck

Edited January 23, 2019 by sarim2345_the_master

[Hancho 3,902]

nah i dont think devs or mods are ever gonna give you the reward, its just bad luck

They can't reject evidence though but the problem would be the time, they wouldn't know what date/time the battle was and people can easily trick a video. 

[u812ic 1,629]

They can't reject evidence though but the problem would be the time, they wouldn't know what date/time the battle was and people can easily trick a video. 

Tanki and Tanki YT videos out to have a timestamp on them. 

[ThirdOnion 4,898]

 

Tanki's response to this is "don't play long battles" and honestly, I agree with them. It's unlikely they'll care about players getting kicked and whatnot.

[AncientFire 1,894]

mammoth+firebird in highways ASL on red team... who knows how much weirder tanki is gonna get

[BigCar 80]

If you were on browser you could have just reloaded the page, if on client, just close and open quickly.

that's what i did, yeah. didn't help

[TheCongoSpider 8,952]

[Michael828 816]

I'd call this more funny than stupid, when more than 10 tanks are all trying to catch a gold box in a space parkour battle, and it just looks like one massive pile of tanks stacked on each other in layers. 

[Katydid 97]

I'd call this more funny than stupid, when more than 10 tanks are all trying to catch a gold box in a space parkour battle, and it just looks like one massive pile of tanks stacked on each other in layers. 

If there is a gold box pile up and Magnum is on the bottom with the cannon sticking straight up, what happens to the turret or to the tanks who happen to be on top? 

[AncientFire 1,894]

If there is a gold box pile up and Magnum is on the bottom with the cannon sticking straight up, what happens to the turret or to the tanks who happen to be on top? 

nothing, the cannon goes through it

[GorgoBlesk 831]

nothing, the cannon goes through it

I am just trying to imagine that a Titan Magnum is aiming straight up and enemy Hornet falls on it xD

[Nicola_M 1,563]

I can't actually think of a time when I saw a magnum in a gold box pile.

For months everyone moaned that Dictators kept getting all the boxes due to that hull's height.

 

And all this time, magnum with cannon up could have just stolen them off everyone? Damn. :lol:

Edited January 26, 2019 by Nicola_M

[TheCongoSpider 8,952]

I can't actually think of a time when I saw a magnum in a gold box pile.

For months everyone moaned that Dictators kept getting all the boxes due to that hull's height.

 

And all this time, magnum with cannon up could have just stolen them off everyone? Damn. :lol:

Is that sarcasm orrrr?...

[Nicola_M 1,563]

Is that sarcasm orrrr?...

No.

Wouldn't magnum get the gold box if their cannon is higher than Dictator's turret?