The stupidest sight in tanki today

[Fele5 27]

Buyers. Or to be more precise: Players that invest real money to get an advantage over others without skills. I have nothing against buyers who spend money occasionally, because they need to speed up their process of saving crystals, or something like that. I am talking here about those buyers who spend money in large quantities. They have everything they want without any effort. Unlike fair players who work really hard to achieve a certain equipment, these noobs are probably too lazy to make any effort, so they'll spend huge amounts of money and gain strong equpiment before everyone else. Luckily players aren't rage quitting because of buyers, cuz buyers aren't dominating the game. It's obvious why can't they dominate, they're noobs without any skills. Unfortunately there is another type of buyers, i call them "brutal" buyers. These players spend so much money that even the most skilled players can't beat these buyers because of how strong they made themselves. Luckily these players are rare, and when i see one, i just quit the battle because i don't want to look how noob takes an advantage over fair players. Recently I've encountered this type of player. His rank was WO4 and he purchased "Simoom" kit which is available at that rank in the shop. Kit gave him thunder m2 which is unlocked 5 ranks later. I am ok with that. But problem was that this player also micro-upgraded his thunder m2 to 10/10 making it as strong as thunder m3. So he had thunder m3 at rank in which thunder m1 is unlocked. Nice, really nice. The most stupidest thing in tanki online.

Edited February 23, 2019 by Fele5

[u812ic 1,629]

If anyone including Staff, Mods and Helpers say there are no mults and this game is balanced, then someone has brainwashed them. Well, maybe they weren't mults in the true sense of the word, but they might as well have been. 

 

I just left a battle in CP mode on red team. When I joined the score was 70-20 blue's favor. I didn't look at the scoreboard to see how many players we had, but I counted 4 in respawn zones and not moving, and 2 playing the game. That's 6 and I made number 7. 

 

I tried to change the CP near our base, but Railgun took 99% of my Titan's health with Thunder taking the rest before I could use a RK. I went to the other side of our base to change a CP a little further out. Three Railguns zeroed in on me and I was out for the count. We weren't being spawn killed, they didn't need to. I tried one more time. I came out from behind a building and saw Striker's laser. I tried to duck back behind the building, but Titan was too slow. I saw the salvo coming. I took one on the right front corner panel, another one the bumper. The other two whizzed past me and I was dead. I left. 

[Nicola_M 1,563]

 

That's the end result of those "Finish 3 battles in x."  TO really needs to change it so there's an activity component like in the Challenges ie it only counts if you earn about 90 (?) points.

[GorgoBlesk 831]

That's the end result of those "Finish 3 battles in x." TO really needs to change it so there's an activity component like in the Challenges ie it only counts if you earn about 90 (?) points.

Luckily, only 70 points are needed to get stars.

[u812ic 1,629]

I entered a CP battle through MM. I barely had enough time to spawn and the battle was over. One minute is bad enough, but barely seconds? This is absolutely ridiculously stupid. It's bad enough we have to put up with MM. This is insane!!

 

EDIT: Insanity abounds. I just entered another CP battle on Rico. I spawned, got up on the ridge and the battle was over....again. I'm not playing Tanki today. The MMS is mentally challenged. 

Edited February 25, 2019 by u812ic

[CabbageRoll 3,018]

That's the end result of those "Finish 3 battles in x."  TO really needs to change it so there's an activity component like in the Challenges ie it only counts if you earn about 90 (?) points.

Only if battle lasts longer than 5 minutes, this is one of rare missions that can be completed in crap (99% of?) battles

[Initiate 1,306]

also, i really dislike russian players. very toxic. no matter how they win and by how much, they always spam "izi" (easy) and "xaxaxax" (basically laughing at the opponent) , no matter if they even helped the team, or not.

 

i was in an assault game, and we lost 75-74, at the last second, after they got in our base twice. they barely won, but there was still a douche saying "easy", and laughing at us. i wish i wouldnt understand russian, because all i see from russians is toxic behavior and rude remarks at other players. if they arent looking to attack others, they keep asking if someone is a girl, or asking for gold. 

 

i know english players do it too, but i cant write in russian. its annoying. even if i could, my keyboard is english and i dont know where the russian letters are located. so i cant tell them how stupid they are.

Use this nifty thing called google translate :) I've had some time going on google translate after switching to the same team as the people who were killing in parkour battles (eg. Russians), and writing a rant about not killing in Russian using translate. Everyone blows up, and they begin switching to the other team to kill me - can you guess what I do? Yep, switch to the other team... I've got time enough to make them angry :)

 

Stupid thing in Tanki?

One word: Russians

 

Why are all Russians on Tanki so stupid?

[Guest]

Would you mind hiding your posts and I'll do the same tomorrow? I'm sorry for speaking like that, I was tired...

I hid mine. Also no need to apologize, I do the same thing sometimes  :P

[Hall_of_Famer 2,124]

:huh:

[wolverine848 13,097]

 

:huh:

 

 

 

 

50%/50%/50% at Marshal?    LOL.   I don't have any at 50% yet..    47% ... many.  But 50%?  :o

[AncientFire 1,894]

was in Wave TDM, my team was losing it was a 4v4, i opened my garage to change to magnum but no matter what i tried it wouldnt open. i even reloaded the page and nothing... i mean it DID load but the garage screen wouldn't show up, so i reloaded again and guess what? the spot i was in was already taken by another player and i got kicked...

 

it was as if someone hacked me and kicked me out of that battle and then joined themselves...

honestly i am raging so much now because battle fund was quite big and was only 6 minutes left

oh and when the garage finally did load i got "server connection closed" error

 

thanks tanki, thanks a lot  :angry:  :angry: 

[u812ic 1,629]

You weren't hacked. You used up your allotted pause time. Did you notice a popup that warned you about your time running short? It's possible you didn't see that if you were doing reloads. 

[Initiate 1,306]

You weren't hacked. You used up your allotted pause time. Did you notice a popup that warned you about your time running short? It's possible you didn't see that if you were doing reloads. 

lol it says that you posted that "02 Mar 2019 - 00:30" but it's March 1st for me right now... how is that?

lol it says that you posted that "02 Mar 2019 - 00:30" but it's March 1st for me right now... how is that?

Woah same with mine, maybe it's March 2nd in UTC time.

[AncientFire 1,894]

lol it says that you posted that "02 Mar 2019 - 00:30" but it's March 1st for me right now... how is that?

Woah same with mine, maybe it's March 2nd in UTC time.

yes the forum is in UTC

[u812ic 1,629]

lol it says that you posted that "02 Mar 2019 - 00:30" but it's March 1st for me right now... how is that?

Woah same with mine, maybe it's March 2nd in UTC time.

yes the forum is in UTC

 

My location is UTC-5. Which means my time is 5 hours behind UTC time. For instance, if Tanki says an event starts at UTC 02:00 (2:00 am) on March 2nd and ends at UTC 02:00 March 4th, then the event, for me, would start at UTC 21:00 (9:00 pm) on March 1st and end at 9:00 pm on March 3rd.

[Guest]

was in Wave TDM, my team was losing it was a 4v4, i opened my garage to change to magnum but no matter what i tried it wouldnt open. i even reloaded the page and nothing... i mean it DID load but the garage screen wouldn't show up, so i reloaded again and guess what? the spot i was in was already taken by another player and i got kicked...

 

it was as if someone hacked me and kicked me out of that battle and then joined themselves...

honestly i am raging so much now because battle fund was quite big and was only 6 minutes left

oh and when the garage finally did load i got "server connection closed" error

 

thanks tanki, thanks a lot  :angry:  :angry: 

This is worse in MM battles because by the time the stupid garage loads half the battle is over and you're being spawncamped. 

[u812ic 1,629]

ASL I was on Blue. I joined the battle with 5 minutes left. Score was already 5 to 1, reds favor. Red was guarding the blue flag and blue was spawn killing (or I assume that's what they were trying to do) on red side. I stayed for a little over a minute and red scored 3 more times. All blue was doing was spawn killing the ones they had already spawn killed. The ones scoring were ignored so they didn't get spawn killed. Stupidity is too nice a word. 

[GorgoBlesk 831]

In Year 2042 CTF, I carried the enemy flag with my M2 Titan Smoky to my base and enemies had our flag in their base. My team did not defend me at all and they just let the enemies kill me. I killed some of them but then Viking Twins with full drug and OD came and killed me. We lost.

Edited March 4, 2019 by GorgoBlesk

[STARGAMER888 2]

A mammoth and Isida noob (m0) who doesn't know how to turn turret and joins an xp bp match because weapon changes were on in the battle. Also, supplies were off....

.............

[GorgoBlesk 831]

A mammoth and Isida noob (m0) who doesn't know how to turn turret and joins an xp bp match because weapon changes were on in the battle. Also, supplies were off....

.............

Did that Mammoth leave after getting repeatedly killed by Rails?

[Legacy 754]

The noob Viking/Firebird guy I had 1 HP and Gold was dropping (in Sandbox CTF pro battle) he left everything behind and kept chasing me  :angry:

[N3tralRE 282]

I went to a TDM battle in Red Alert with stock Vulcan M3 (yes, stock Vulcan M3) and Viking M3.  I was on Red and there was this one aggressive 4-Star General player (let's call them Alex) on Blue that donned an Isida M3 and Viking M2.  In the middle of the battle, Alex had stormed the Red base with full drugs and was ready to lunge at my tank while my DD and DA were in cooldown.  Once I saw Alex, I wasted no time running away and laid a Mine just in case.  In their fury, however, Alex didn't avoid the Mine I laid and was subsequently destroyed. 

 

Shortly after, Alex hissed at me in the chat, taunting me as they said, "run / run id iot vulcan run / id iot vulcan".  I saw no need to retort back in words; I simply kept my Vulcan game up, even nabbing Alex one more time.  By battle's end, I clearly saw that Alex was Blue's #2 player (13 Kills to 11 Deaths), but I'm amused that Alex saw the need to growl at me when they overlooked my laid Mine. 

[N3tralRE 282]

Ohoho, but I believe there's something worse than a hissing player: a teammate that tries to sabotage you for taking "their" gold.  So I was in a Yorkshire TDM battle when the Gold siren rang at the start.  I decided to go for gold just for the fun of it and I managed to catch the gold (yay!).  Consequently, however, that ticked off my XP teammate who was close but not close enough to the gold.  After I respawned, the XP teammate found me and began shoving me in my Viking.  I tried climbing onto the one of the castle ledges to try and push the XP player off.  Unfortunately, I miscalculated as the XP player kept pushing my Viking upwards until I was upside down on the ledge.  Apparently satisfied, the XP teammate ditched me.

 

Afterwards, I was certainly disgusted and wanted to retaliate somehow.  Still, I figured that given how outmatched my team was in the battle, it'd be a waste of my time trying to chase down that XP teammate.  So I accepted my loss and changed into an Isida-Viking combo, trying to make the most of the battle.

 

Although I had a bad K/D at first, I soon got going and was able to finish 1st on my team with 126 points, 5 Kills, and 8 Deaths.  Not pretty, but certainly better than my XP teammate's efforts that only got them 50 points, 3 Kills, and 9 Deaths.  So while I couldn't thwart my XP teammate's sabotaging efforts, I think finishing in 1st place and getting 3 Stars while they get no Stars is a sufficient comeback. 

[CabbageRoll 3,018]

Ohoho, but I believe there's something worse than a hissing player: a teammate that tries to sabotage you for taking "their" gold.  So I was in a Yorkshire TDM battle when the Gold siren rang at the start.  I decided to go for gold just for the fun of it and I managed to catch the gold (yay!).  Consequently, however, that ticked off my XP teammate who was close but not close enough to the gold.  After I respawned, the XP teammate found me and began shoving me in my Viking.  I tried climbing onto the one of the castle ledges to try and push the XP player off.  Unfortunately, I miscalculated as the XP player kept pushing my Viking upwards until I was upside down on the ledge.  Apparently satisfied, the XP teammate ditched me

Well if someone took my gold or killed me before taking it, i would endlessly thank them because they generate the only possible way of my youtube being popular in future with impossible fails because i dont have any possibility to show off with 24/7 gameplay with money investments or actually taking golds, deepfryed fails with sad earrape music are my creativity

[Legacy 754]

Well, sadly, it's true. 

 

Most obese countries:

1...United States

2...Mexico

3...New Zealand

4....Hungry

21...Russian Federation

 

Least obese countries:

1...Japan

2...Korea

3...Italy

4...Switzerland

26...Russian Federation

 

Unfortunately, with the global scales, they don't take into account those who have medical conditions that preclude people from losing weight, medications that put on weight or DNA with a propensity towards obesity. 

 

But, yeah, I know what you are saying. 

Least obese country is DR Congo and the 2nd most obese one is Saudi Arabia duh