The stupidest sight in tanki today

[CabbageRoll 3,018]

Are you saying that once a box is picked up it takes 1 minute 50 seconds for the next one to drop?

yes it is drop time for all boxes. Many people are just too stupid and randomly wait at zone

[GorgoBlesk 831]

On Bridges there's a nuclear box drop beside the building in the middle of the map. Four of my teammates were fighting over the site and the box hadn't dropped yet. An enemy Mag with DD dropped a rocket right in the middle of them and killed them all. Then the box dropped.

Wait... Nerfed Magnum killed 4 players at once? Why the devs did not nerf it more?

[u812ic 1,629]

Wait... Nerfed Magnum killed 4 players at once? Why the devs did not nerf it more?

It killed all 4 because they were low on health. That's why they were crowding the nuclear box drop zone. 

[CabbageRoll 3,018]

Love it when russian m2 smoky titan kills me 3 times in row and gets pissed off and runs away when i come with fire m1 hornet m0 

Typical russians in JGR...

[r_trooll15 827]

they may be like that lol, but they have fewer reasons to complain than english tankers do. They make up the majority of the players, and tanki is obviously biased towards them with how low the prices are in the eastern european shops compared to the American and British shops (prolly because tanki is a russian company who wants their entire demographic to be russian and eastern european only lmao)

It is more likely to be because the median income in Russia is less than in the US and therefore the economy is less expensive

[bozo88 450]

Having https://ratings.tankionline.com/en/user/Mau_BR on my team. He

sits inactive through many games in a row, high supply use in due to perms-activated drone and I assume a large wallet. You don't own 4 m2+s at 2nd Lt and burn through 48,000 supplies in  331 hours as a free to play player. I've used roughly the same amount 732 hours.

[ThirdOnion 4,898]

Love it when russian m2 smoky titan kills me 3 times in row and gets pissed off and runs away when i come with fire m1 hornet m0 

Typical russians in JGR...

I am wondering how one can run away from a Hornet in a Titan.

[u812ic 1,629]

I am wondering how one can run away from a Hornet in a Titan.

Huh??

[CabbageRoll 3,018]

I am wondering how one can run away from a Hornet in a Titan.

Sees me, activates precious drugs, goes backward and knocks off my aim. If i spawn near titan its dead. Then the classic **** **** ** ** *appears

[Benefactor 6,888]

I am wondering how one can run away from a Hornet in a Titan.

By clicking the red X in the upper right corner of the screen.

[DinKonahe 117]

Useless words while chatting during War : Domination, until one of our team member is "flood".

 

You know what the useless words are, such as "[redacted]".

 

Sorry...

[CabbageRoll 3,018]

[E_polypterus 2,374]

I once saw a shaft-mammoth in ping pong.

[Guest]

I saw a magnum-mammoth trying to cap the flag in assault on Brest. 

 

How stupid can people get?

[wolverine848 13,097]

I once saw a shaft-mammoth in ping pong.

How about a Mammoth-Fire in CP-Highways?  :lol:

 

I saw a magnum-mammoth trying to cap the flag in assault on Brest. 

 

How stupid can people get?

[Best_of_thunder_2015 1,354]

Playing Xp/bp after completing my homework.

 

4 v 4 match I was on lead and capture a flag. Very soon, A guy started to ask his teamamtes to Vote against me as Im using *teleportation hack*

 

A spectator appeared and did his analysis and said I'm not hacker or using foul apps in game.Still he didn't give up and call me noob and a hacker.

 

I was like " Dude! If you experience ping lag that ain't my problem "

[GuidoFawkes 2,361]

I saw a magnum-mammoth trying to cap the flag in assault on Brest. 

 

How stupid can people get?

well i have captured many flags with magnum-titan.. use the 100% - wait 3,5s - 0% trick and you can blow everyone out of the point

[austen_pierce 1,948]

Legend on teams filled with FieldMarshals

[Local.Shaft 726]

Player in xp bp battle doesn't do anything other than take the flag that we got and give it to him he flip me 2 times but i didn't give it i let other team kill me

[sezze100 416]

Stupidest thing today ... trying to find a good battle with less the 3k people online in server . Within 1 month i think the 20k mark isnt reachable as peak on some days .

[CabbageRoll 3,018]

Legend on teams filled with FieldMarshals

Commander being with all legends for 10 times in row is stupid...

[u812ic 1,629]

Map: Polygon CP

 

I have Vulcan/Titan. Twins/Viking sees me respawning and gets off 10 shots before my Vulcan starts shooting. By that time, half of my health is gone. AAAAHHHHH~~~~~Such exciting and thought provoking and....and....such wonderful and ​glorious  some of these updates are. I just love getting killed by Isida, Firebird and Freeze before I get the first shot off. 

 

[ghost-guns 1,486]

A team of regulars vs an organised team with 50 protections, rare paints 8000+ GS...

[wolverine848 13,097]

Map: Polygon CP

 

I have Vulcan/Titan. Twins/Viking sees me respawning and gets off 10 shots before my Vulcan starts shooting. By that time, half of my health is gone. AAAAHHHHH~~~~~Such exciting and thought provoking and....and....such wonderful and ​glorious  some of these updates are. I just love getting killed by Isida, Firebird and Freeze before I get the first shot off. 

 

Yup - Vulcan is often completely helpless.  Even Magnum - an artillery piece - can get off a massive shot in < 1 second.

[ghost-guns 1,486]

Commander being with all legends for 10 times in row is stupid...

Yes but there's lots of commander ranks who are buyers with 50 protection and full microupgraded hulls and turrets. I don't take notice of ranks any more to be honest.