The stupidest sight in tanki today

[TheCongoSpider 8,942]

On 3/10/2025 at 10:18 PM, Devastate said:

 not everyday you see someone with the balls to hack in mm

They're not jump hacking. They're imitating this:

 

 

 

[Devastate 108]

disgusting, they need ot patch that sooner than later.  hover hulls are offensive enough as is without being allowed to magically fly

 

edit: i still dont thing devs have quite realized that they've made hover hulls mouse only and thus have effectively locked out half of the player base from their equipment options. I'm really glad i didnt invest in floaties as main hulls on my low account

Edited March 12 by Devastate

[paul16135 120]

When the floaters arrived at the pool.

Many people flushed the game.

[Jeers4U 665]

How exceedingly lame the ill-named juggerjoke has become.

 

[Devastate 108]

2 strikers with the the OP alt just left-righting my entire team in ASL. spent nearly 7 minute kickcing them out of my spawn before i even got a chance to try and carry a flag in

[Jeers4U 665]

ban me.

i leave.

one less human player.

literally the stupidest thing in tanki.

good job, 

 

Edited March 22 by Jeers4U
nobody. cares.

[paul16135 120]

Snipers with bright flashing paints sitting in the open 0 kills 23 deaths.  Player complains about getting killed all the time.

 

*face palm*

[paul16135 120]

[Jeers4U 665]

Bot using scorpion, going over a small hill, barrel of turret pointing almost straight up to the sky.

Me, on the other side of that hill on level terrain.

Bot one-shots me despite barrel position almost straight up, hahahahahaha!

Oh man. Can't make this insanity up.

 

...10 years.

Edited March 30 by Jeers4U

[Jeers4U 665]

lol... epic.

[Jeers4U 665]

Exactly how would someone ask a question?

Is there a magical process that we're supposed to somehow know?

Is there an invisible 'ask' button?

Just wondering.

 

Edited April 24 by Jeers4U

[Jeers4U 665]

So many to choose from today. SO many.

 

But I think the stupidest sight I saw in tanki today was getting shot by an enemy juggerjoke THROUGH a building.

Wasn't lag.

Wasn't a cache-clearing issue.

Or whatever other excuse they usually give for a bad game.

 

It was plain and simply the stupidest sight in tanki today.

[Jeers4U 665]

Shot through a building again today. This time by a rail.

 

Can we stop making excuses for bad programming yet?

Or are we still pretending that this is a good game?

[MrRodent 85]

On 5/14/2025 at 11:17 PM, Jeers4U said:

Shot through a building again today. This time by a rail.

 

Can we stop making excuses for bad programming yet?

Or are we still pretending that this is a good game?

Same for me... I get slapped all the time whilst behind walls and buildings.

It's usually a one-shot kill as well. Never a small hit... always one-shot, even though I've got full health.

[Jeers4U 665]

[Jeers4U 665]

Awesome.

They upgraded the error icon to include color now.

 

 

Edited June 17 by Jeers4U

[AntiStatic 21]

Picture says it all.. 0 kills means 0 stars no matter whats your battle score. Stupid.

Edited June 21 by AntiStatic

[Jeers4U 665]

The stupidest sight is the current patch and the subsequent delete-happy people that take everything personally.

 

stupidest sight in tanki today.

Edited June 27 by Jeers4U
but then... i'm used to being followed around here.

[PirateSpider 1,489]

On 6/21/2025 at 1:02 AM, AntiStatic said:

Picture says it all.. 0 kills means 0 stars no matter whats your battle score. Stupid.

They done goof again. 

Womp womp womp.

[Jeers4U 665]

First of the month.

Everyone crawling out of the woodwork to see if they've made the list.

Could THAT be the stupidest sight in tanki today...?

 

[Jeers4U 665]

JuggerNot salvo actually pausing mid-shot until the tank was more upright and aiming closer to my direction.

10 years, y'all. 10.

 

But let's not confuse that with the absolute GEM that is STILL getting shot through buildings.

Edited July 6 by Jeers4U

[Jeers4U 665]

Bot rail sitting on a downward ramp, turret pointing straight down.

One shots me on the other side of the arena.

Magical tanki physics on that one.

Edited July 6 by Jeers4U
maybe you'll make the list next month, champ.

[The-Operator219 88]

My much more successful alt Titan-Rail has encountered a very unique problem. On it I have Mk. 4 Railgun maxed out WITH Large Calliber Rounds. Using that turret with double damage I am still literally INCAPABLE of one-shotting the bots. You know why? At that account's rank (two diamonds, I forgor) they have a UNIVERSAL 50% resistance. Even a WASP takes two hits. Mines barely do half their health in damage.

This is just ridiculous, I can one-shot an equivalent player (even medium or sometimes heavy hulls!) but the useless clankers get special treatmeant because of how worthless they'd be otherwise? Talk about backwards design.

And the worst part is that a human player, the ones keeping the game alive, can't even PURCHASE damage resistances until way later in the game! This game has a serious problem with progression as a whole but that's an entirely different rant...

[Jeers4U 665]

LOL. Oh, tanki.

Your programming for MM is so infantile.

Why bother even putting me IN this match.

Are you so hurting for players that THIS is considered ok?

Eye roll.

 

[Jeers4U 665]

weather

 

It's whether.