Most interesting chat conversations

[sensei_tanker 3,098]

Tell me about it.

 

For example, I recently engaged in a conversation with 4 other players about the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

[GeekSHizzle 522]

[u812ic 1,629]

I'm not sure if this would count as a conversation.

 

I was in lobby chat and a player was advertising buying and selling accounts. I told him that what he was doing was against Tanki rules. He asked me if I was a Mod. I told him no. Then he started cursing at me. Some of the words were censored out, but it was still pretty obvious what he was calling me. Others joined in....some on his side, some on my side. He continued to advertise. I put him on my blocklist (ignore).

[Hancho 3,902]

I was in the battle, minding my own business until I get some dude talking to me about why Santa doesn't exist... 

[Benefactor 6,888]

[Lose 881]

in general 1 the other day there was a full on war going on because somebody was supporting trumps idea of building a wall

 

it was 11 to 1 but he didnt back down

[DEVlL 80]

I saw some bois talking about my little pony  :ph34r:

[Pythor 1,354]

Did a small challenge within my clan. Loser had to go into General 1 chat and hit on a girl.   Made my day  :D Laughed til I cried

[Benefactor 6,888]

Did a small challenge within my clan. Loser had to go into General 1 chat and hit on a girl.   Made my day  :D Laughed til I cried

That moment when two boys hit on each other.

[Pythor 1,354]

That moment when two boys hit on each other.

Ya never know who's behind the screen...  :ph34r:

[Benefactor 6,888]

Ya never know who's behind the screen...  :ph34r:

 

(using spoiler as to not detract from main conversation)

 

 

 

[Reddkuest 76]

Player: Stop stealing my kills!

Me: What do you mean 'stealing' your kills, a kill isn't 'your's' until you get the final blow.

Player: I get them under half health, how is it fair that he finish them off?

Me: What, you shoot a tank, bring it to 1 health and we should let him mass murder everyone until you come back to finish him?

Player: I use Firebird, I know they will die to heat, stop shooting them!

 

Turns out he was cruising around with his Firebird fit with the Compact Fuel Tanks alt hitting everything he could. Of course shooting those was stealing kills...

Edited December 21, 2018 by Reddkuest

[Guest]

When there's an intense 4-way duel in a DM and then a Magnum just picks off all 4 with a single shot. 

[CabbageRoll 3,018]

old but gold

 

[Guest]

 

Yep pal, if you wear the heart paint you are 100% a girl.

[u812ic 1,629]

 

Yep pal, if you wear the heart paint you are 100% a girl.

What!?! No Free Love in Tanki?

[GorgoBlesk 831]

(using spoiler as to not detract from main conversation)

 

 

 

RIP Tanki xD

[Lose 881]

WARNING: open at your own risk

 

 

 

 

Can somebody translate this part?

 

 

[Guest]

 

When someone doesn't know how to insult you so he speak in Russian "duck america". 

[Lose 881]

When someone doesn't know how to insult you so he speak in Russian "duck america". 

oh my god so true

[Hex 11,520]

My dude here really trying...

 

 

[Potdindy 866]

This conversation happened throughout the game and then KariWolves ended it...I'm still laughing

 

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/--u3R_ehQx_k/XCmIO2SAbgI/AAAAAAAAA8o/BI7qG8jtQjokyG9y4DFHf_edgSm-8QSYACL0BGAYYCw/h1080/2018-12-30.png

Edited December 31, 2018 by Potdindy

[TheCongoSpider 8,942]

This conversation happened throughout the game and then KariWolves ended it...I'm still laughing

 

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/--u3R_ehQx_k/XCmIO2SAbgI/AAAAAAAAA8o/BI7qG8jtQjokyG9y4DFHf_edgSm-8QSYACL0BGAYYCw/h1080/2018-12-30.png

I remember that abubaschir guy. There were these 2 days where I ended up in his MM map every single time and every game he would shout profanities and stuff you couldn't understand at the enemy team and, sometimes, his team as well. I wonder what fun they get out of doing that?

[u812ic 1,629]

I remember that abubaschir guy. There were these 2 days where I ended up in his MM map every single time and every game he would shout profanities and stuff you couldn't understand at the enemy team and, sometimes, his team as well. I wonder what fun they get out of doing that?

Either he has anger issues, or he does it because he can. The only thing you can do is is hit "ignore." 

[Michael828 816]

In a typical battle whether it's MM or parkour, I can never find those types of conversations. It's either Russians talking or some guys fighting about something.

 

There's also the gold diggers, almost forgot about them. 

Edited January 3, 2019 by Michael828