Will you have kids when you grow up?

[TankiNoob2000 231]

For me, I'm single and ready to mingle

[AncientFire 1,894]

For me, I'm single and ready to mingle

same same same same same x9999

i could say same forever but i cant live forever so ok nvm

 

anyways who even wants to be married? its the dumbest thing i have ever seen in this world honestly and it makes me wanna sALT

[Musa 5,352]

Nope, I wanna fully focus on my career and enjoyment, and I don't think I will be a good parent lol. Maybe I would like to have kids when I'm like 30+, but it's too far for now, I'm just 18.

[u812ic 1,629]

I'm too old for children, but here's my 2 cents worth, anyway. 

 

People are getting married later in life. They are concentrating on careers to get more established and to get a good start on life and savings. Times, traditions, morals have all changed. Couples are starting families in their 30's rather than in their late teens and early 20's. 

 

Unmarried couples are losing the stigma once attached to them. There are advantages and disadvantages to married and unmarried. Do the research for legal entitlements of unmarried couples before making that decision. 

 

"Marriage is a great institution, everyone should try it at least once." Quote by u812ic

[Unregular 27]

Ill make 1999 kids ;) just kidding. Maybe 1 kid...

[Heles 9,220]

Lol, i am 19
Its too early to think about it, maybe in the in nearly future when i am 25ish

Edited May 1, 2019 by Heles

[Best_of_thunder_2015 1,354]

Its good to focus in the career path rather than getting laid. Once you reached success, the gate of parenting opens itself.

[QuicKK 975]

I don't like marriage, but rather have a woman and have kids, marriage is stupid for me tbh

[N221 597]

i want 32 kids

[FrozenRailgun 1,771]

No

[Guest]

No

[u812ic 1,629]

My Mom told me that when she and my Dad got married, he told her he wanted a baseball team. My Mom told him, "Over my dead body!!! You're getting 2 and that's it!" 

 

A friend of many years (male) has 5 siblings...all girls. His Mom told him that all she and his Dad wanted was a boy and a girl. The first one was a girl, the second was a girl. His Dad wanted a son so bad, they decided to keep trying until they got a boy, but no more than 6. My friend was number 6. He said that when he was around 9 or 10 years old, his Dad started having more quality time with him by announcing to the family, "You hens can stay in the henhouse and cackle all you want. We roosters are going out to crow." 

[Tofu 6,773]

My Mom told me that when she and my Dad got married, he told her he wanted a baseball team. My Mom told him, "Over my dead body!!! You're getting 2 and that's it!" 

 

A friend of many years (male) has 5 siblings...all girls. His Mom told him that all she and his Dad wanted was a boy and a girl. The first one was a girl, the second was a girl. His Dad wanted a son so bad, they decided to keep trying until they got a boy, but no more than 6. My friend was number 6. He said that when he was around 9 or 10 years old, his Dad started having more quality time with him by announcing to the family, "You hens can stay in the henhouse and cackle all you want. We roosters are going out to crow." 

Sounds like a setting for an anime

[Truthteller 4,204]

Yes I will but that is too far away to think about now  :ph34r:

Edited May 31, 2019 by Truthteller

[u812ic 1,629]

im just gonna say for the record that about 95% of parents in this world arent even qualified to be parents

Babies don't come with an instruction manual and couples don't take a test to become qualified. Where did you get your statistics? 

Edited June 13, 2019 by u812ic

[FogOfWar_XXX 793]

"Marriage is a great institution, everyone should try it at least once." Quote by u812ic

 

I checked that.  You are indeed the original author, but I'm certain you cannibalized that from another famous quote, but I can't recall it.

[FogOfWar_XXX 793]

Kids are a pain.  I know this because everyday I log into Tanki and play against them.  They shoot at me and try to kill me and keep me from taking flags.  They're selfish and and spend way too many crystals on stuff.

 

Dunno if I want to generate anymore Tanki players to deal with in the future.

Edited July 12, 2019 by Thiedes
Please keep your posts Profanity clean, Profanity removed.

[u812ic 1,629]

I checked that.  You are indeed the original author, but I'm certain you cannibalized that from another famous quote, but I can't recall it.

If I did, it was unintentional. Several years ago, I was in the local bar with a few friends. We were discussing marriage and divorce rates. The saying popped into my head. I said it out loud, the group chuckled and agreed. It's stuck with me ever since. 

[Legacy 754]

How can I be

same same same same same x9999

i could say same forever but i cant live forever so ok nvm

 

anyways who even wants to be married? its the dumbest thing i have ever seen in this world honestly and it makes me wanna sALT

How do I benefit from being handsome then? Edited August 2, 2019 by Legacy

[personia2 125]

How can I beHow do I benefit from being handsome then?

Something needs to apply to you before you can benefit usually.

[21985_the_master 422]

Of course I want kids

 

 

Who doesn't?

 

FogOfWar_XXX intesnifies

[u812ic 1,629]

Kids don't come with an instruction manual. Any other product, the owner would be on the phone complaining to management. 

 

More sleepless nights than you ever had before. Again, complaints to the management.

 

You're constantly "flying by the seat of your pants," except you weren't born with wings. Now who do you complain to?

 

You can't wait until they turn 18 so they can leave the nest or you kick them out of it. That's how other animals do it. But Humans think that's unconscionable.

 

Too many mixed emotions to keep up with. One minute you're laughing at their antics, next minute you're so angry at them you feel like "killing" them. Then the kid starts sulking/crying because you hollered at them. You feel guilty and saddened and apologize. Then you feel you could "love them to death." 

 

Grandma is happy to babysit while the parents have a few hours to themselves. After a few hours has passed, Grandma is looking at the clock wondering when the parents are going to pick them up. After another hour, Grandma is wondering if the parents are ever coming back. 

 

Having kids is an 18 year roller coaster ride. 

[Mr.Eswar 188]

Nope!

[Zekrom 316]

Yes, but only when I am over 20 (I'm only 13)

Edited September 2, 2019 by Zekrom

[Zekrom 316]

that is WAY too much info for a non-trust-able game forum

Edited. Please remove the text next time, because it "protects" the info