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[Sacrifice 2,278]

Hello Tankers! Today we will announce the winners of the Humour Town Contest! There were many good entries but as always, there can only be three winners. Let us look at these winners and their funny entries!

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First place goes to @Lose who will receive 40,000 Crystals!

Entry:

Spoiler

(OK, lets give this a shot.)

Alright, so you might be wondering why I have premium. Did I get so many April Fools gold boxes that it stacked for weeks? Did I buy premium, even though I swore off buying for good? I'm here to tell you. 

So here I was, playing for the first time in a couple months. Even here, I'm making mistakes. First of all, it's a DM match -- I don't remember ever winning one. Second of all, I was on my Lose account. Do you want to know what combinations don't work well in Gubhaka DM? That's right, Magnum and Wasp. Oh yeah, my combo, Railgun and Wasp, also is pretty bad.

So here's where I made another set of mistakes, just like my parents did. Not only was I using supplies, but I was also wasting my overdrives.

Then the super-gold dropped. Nobody knew where it was, except for me. I sat my butt down on the drop zone. I was completely alone, nobody in sight.

M-M-M-MONSTER KILL BY LOSE!

I ragequit after that, and bought myself 1 year of premium. 

So, yes I did catch a super-gold. Yes I have premium. But I also have anger issues and access to my mom's credit card. 

 

Second Place goes to @E_polypterus who will receive 30,000 Crystals!

Entry:

Spoiler

There we were, enjoying a nice Tuesday evening, battling away in Düsseldorf CTF. All was well... But then, Vot was this? Ze gold box drops! Everyone got exited and headed to the middle of the base to find the drop zone. But I, being a Vulcan mammoth knew I had no chance. Still, I thought I'd inspect my base for the drop zone. Lastly, feeling less hopeful, I searched the corner most area of my base... I saw it! The gold box drop zone!! And those fools went to the middle of the base. HA. But then..... Szplug! A fully drugged freeze-wasp was approaching me! He was Sergmaster95. I had no time to shoot, with Vulcans slower turret rotation speed while freezing, I was toast. Then, I saw my overdrive!...97%!.  Sergmaster95 was nearing. 98%...nearer...99%. He reached me. 100%!!! I press shift. Success!...he dies. Then;

Me: HA! LOSER

Sergmaster95: Are you sure about that?

Me: Wha-

(Szcrutinence!!! I had only then seen it. He had activated his overdrive mili-seconds before destruction and the timer was at 2 seconds!)

Me: NOOOOOOOOO

Sergmaster95: HAHAHAHAHAHA. DIE!!!

The bomb explodes.....

 Later: Sacrifice has taken the goldbox.

 

Third Place was @Volturo who will receive 20,000 crystals!

Entry:

Spoiler

Here I am, an unsuspecting thunder wasp entering an April Fools event battle. I spawn near a clump of tankers with full supplies. I am dead within seconds. As I am moved to the other side of the map, I notice something peculiar. A super gold is in the bottom of the pit! Nobody else seems to have noticed it, as everyone continues firing away without seeing the treasure below their wheels. I jet off towards the pit. I am less than 10 meters away when suddenly, my tank slows down. A freeze has gotten hold of me. I spawn all the way in the corner. On my second try, a pack of wild firebirds snaps at my heels until I am once again destroyed. Well, third time’s the charm, right? Wrong. This time, I get blasted to shreds by a magnum. Somehow, the super gold is still untouched. Minutes go by, and finally, in the last 20 seconds, I get a lucky spawn right by the pit. I drive in and touch the gold. My tank explodes. What??? Another magnum shot? How is that possible? Then I look up and see the dreaded message: “M-M-M-MONSTER KILL by Volturo!”

 

And a consolation prize goes to @CyborgPenguin who will receive 10,000 crystals!

Entry:

Spoiler

 

That's is it! For any inquiries please feel free to ask them down below.

One time, I was about 50 exp away from ranking up. I made a public battle (so I could gain a lot of exp), and invited all my friends. I lineup them all up. My plan was to do an epic flip on a mine and then a 360 degree shot. The mine was in position. My tank was lineup up perfectly as well. I went over it with my trusty Railgun and Hornet XTs. So far, everything was going according to plan. I landed right in front of everyone and I spun around with my combo to get an extremely epic shot. Unfortunately, on this day, this hour, this second..... I had made a crucial mistake: not making the battle private. So, as the light shined on the end of my turret and I got ready for an epic rankup, a shaft came out of nowhere ans killed me a millisecond before my shot would have fired.

 

 

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Congratulations to the winners! For those of you who have not won this time, do not lose hope. There are many more contests to come. Keep up the amazing performances and best of luck!

[Sacrifice 2,278]

Despite my procrastination, the results are out!

Cgs to the winners and do check out the latest contest 'Meme it' that is out today! 

[Pythor 1,354]

Congrats to the winners for... "achieving humor" 

[Lose 881]

Oh sick my first first place in any contest, online or real life.

Edited May 1, 2020 by Lose
Had to reword it so ot actually makes sense

[ILiveOnTheChatBox123 936]

5 minutes ago, Lose said:

Oh sick my first place in any contest, online or real life.

Congrats!

"Consolation prize for deserving entries (10,000 Crystals). "

@Sacrifice, there were no consolation prizes, or they just weren't listed?

[Sacrifice 2,278]

18 minutes ago, ILiveOnTheChatBox123 said:

Congrats!

"Consolation prize for deserving entries (10,000 Crystals). "

@Sacrifice, there were no consolation prizes, or they just weren't listed?

They were listed below the third prize award. Check here. I will make sure they are clearly mentioned next time.. 

[E_polypterus 2,374]

Nice:) . Thanks for giving the opportunity : D  When will the rewards be handed over? 

[Sacrifice 2,278]

1 hour ago, E_polypterus said:

Nice:) . Thanks for giving the opportunity : D  When will the rewards be handed over? 

The rewards will be issued to the winners accounts on Monday [May 04, 2020].

And no worries, keep it up!

[CyborgPenguin 282]

Thank you so much!

[Venerable 2,969]

LOL

What an epic contest!

BTW, @Sacrifice, I couldn't stop laughing at this: 

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Um no, its just Sacrifice with a new contest (Yay?!)

T'was in the main post of the contest topic, but the topic's locked...