[Forum Game] Survive the Above users attack

[spiderman1000 737]

Too bad im aqua man.

 

PBM is killed.

[dupuy 318]

They way I was killed, however was by an electrically induced heart attack. The effect is simply reversed by another shock.

TPBM is a bat in China. 

Spoiler

 

[spiderman1000 737]

but i become vampire and the king.

 

PBM is nothing.

[dupuy 318]

I find access to a somethingization machine and make myself something.

However, before I do, my massless, shapeless form haunts TPBM.

[dupuy 318]

Hmmmm Have I finally created the undefendable attack? 

[Venem 615]

I am Four, the guy with only 4 fears (in the Divergent book series), and being haunted by you is not one of them...

I make PBM laugh sooo much that he just dies.

Edited August 7, 2020 by SHREYA88

[dupuy 318]

Someone performs CPR on me and I come back to life.

TPBM drinks a can of cyanide.

[ShooterMK7 9]

It was such a small can of cyanide that it was useless.

TPBM gets his head stuck in a padlocked Ultra Container.

[Venem 615]

I have regenerative powers, so I chop my head off, and regrow it.

PBM has to sit inside a circle of rafflesia for twenty years without any way to block the smell.

[dupuy 318]

However, I do not have a nose, and the circle is as big as the universe, allowing me to go anywhere I want while still staying inside it, so nothing really changes.

TPBM has to eat 1000 pizzas without stopping.

[ShooterMK7 9]

These are personal pizzas and I vomit in between pizzas 

TPBM has to get to Legend rank from recruit in 30 minutes (no xp passes for crystals allowed) and if he doesn't he must survive everything from the last 500 posts.

Edited August 27, 2020 by ShooterMK7
make it more confounding

[dupuy 318]

I have the ability to slow down time so that 30 minutes lasts a year.

TPBM must play mk0 smoky hunter ina an all legend battle.

[ShooterMK7 9]

mk0 doesn't exist so I don't have to do it. (yesss I know before there was m0 but we're not in the past)

TPBM must turn tanki into a game so good it has a million daily players.

[dupuy 318]

Before I do, however, I have straws placed in my nose so that it won't hurt.

TPBM must go back in time to the year 1347 and live for 2 years without catching the Bubonic plague

[dupuy 318]

I watch all of them with earplugs and a pillow over my head so that I can neither see nor hear anything that will make me laugh.

TPBM gets shot by every gun in the world simultaneously.

[ILiveOnTheChatBox123 936]

Who said they were loaded?

Spoiler

Player below me is accidentally locked up in a mental institution and is stuck for life.

[dupuy 318]

I am rich an architect, however, and I redesign the mental institution into a beautiful modern house. Of course all the other patients have to go but I build them a new facility.

TPBM is run over by a maus.

Spoiler

This is a maus:

 

[Venerable 2,967]

Sure, toys the size of Lego blocks won't hurt.

TPBM has to go through Dante's Hell (Google it)

[Intercept-1 80]

I wield the Principle Destroying Sword, Venuzdonoa, and slash through Dante's Hell, erasing it from existence.

TPBM has to experience all of humanity's collective pain and suffering

[poke971 211]

I already experience all of humanity's collective pain and suffering, nothing new

TPBM gets shafted

[dupuy 318]

You hit the front slope of my armor and the shot glanced, causing no damage.

TPBM is the last person in existence, and they must continue the human race by themselves.

[Spy 14,687]

The last post in the game is more than 1 month old. Rules.

Closed.