[Forum Game] Prove That - Hence Proved

[Venem 615]

Hey!!!

This is a simple game.

All you need to do is type "Prove that _________." Fill the blank with some nice funny statement.

But before that, you need to give a funny (if not funnier) "proof" of the statement posted by the player above you. And then type "Hence Proved" after the proof.

The proof/statement may be totally senseless, no problem.

And the game continues.

Rules:

1. Follow all Game rules and Forum rules.
2. Absolutely NO profanity.
3. No double-posting. Wait at least 1 post.
4. NO suggestive content (nothing with a bad intention)
5. "Prove that" and "Hence proved" are necessary phrases. They must be included in your statement and proof. (for the sake of it) Please, lol.
6. Anything unrelated to the topic must be put in a spoiler. 

Examples:

Player-1: Prove that Gauss is OP.

Player-2: As moderators are mults busy, and they hate Mammoth, hence proved.

               Prove that circles are squares.

Player-3: When a banana is eaten by a moth, Ares gets flipped. Hence proved.

                Prove that Reporters have been on Maf's ignore-list for months.

Player-4: Elephants can be ignorant. Hence proved.

                Prove that _________

........

And the game continues.

Enjoy!

 

Edited August 20, 2020 by SHREYA88

[Venem 615]

Here's the first statement to be proved:

Prove that donkeys can always become monkeys.

[Venem 615]

Hola means Hello in Spanish. Hence proved.

Prove that a mouse can run over a keyboard.

[tankicola 111]

erdyuhijokpliuytredfgyhujikolpokoijuhygtresdftgyuhijokl

Hence proved

Prove that a water and lava are the same

Edited August 20, 2020 by tankicola
Didn't add a 'statement' for Shreya88 to prove :/

[Venem 615]

19 minutes ago, tankicola said:

erdyuhijokpliuytredfgyhujikolpokoijuhygtresdftgyuhijokl

Hence proved

Edit your post, buddy... Add a statement which I have to prove... (nice proof, by the way XD)

EDIT: Ahk, thanks!

Here's the proof-

As water is H₂O, and lava is H (heat) + C (Carbon), and I like tomatoes, hence proved.

Prove that the proof below my post is false.

Edited August 20, 2020 by SHREYA88
tankicola added a statement :) (and there was a typo in my post)

[Sacrifice 2,278]

The grand father paradox of time travel states that if you build a time machine, go to the past and kill your grand father, then you were never born and hence the time machine never existed. But what if two realities exist simultaneously, one where you were born and built a time machine and the other in which you killed your grand father. The result of which a new dimension tangently got created where the only initial difference between the two is that in one grand father was killed and there was no time machine built and the other in which you built a time machine and will return to after your hideous crime. This is consistent with the dimensions theory which states that an atom or its electron can co exist in multiple realities. Hence proved that a paradox can have a simple solution. 

Prove that reporters are awesome. 

[Venem 615]

The proof is extremely complex, and involves Fourier Transform. So I'd rather not prove it. But alas, I must. Since a Moderator replied in my topic, and that Moderator was earlier a Reporter (anti-Fourier Transform) and later became a Moderator (Fourier Transform), but still remained Reporter (hence proving that Fourier Transform can fail), hence proved.

Prove that the negation of this statement is also true: Reporters are awesome.

[Helios 725]

News paper reporters not only write creative articles but also are the masters of hiding PROMO-CODES in between their articles. So  they are awesome.

 

Prove the relationship between Sound and Space.

[Venem 615]

My dog named "Space" is safe and sound. Hence proved.

Prove that Spy is not a spy.

[Helios 725]

Spies are people who eavesdrop on other people's business. Hence they are creepy people not spies.

 

Prove the Multiverse actually exists !

[Sacrifice 2,278]

Multiverse is derived from the word uni-verse. As we all know 'universe' exists. Hence proved that multiverse exists. 

Prove that semyon has been sent to Mars to investigate the presence of water over there. 

[Helios 725]

I have a friend named Semyon Andro. He was an astronaut and his last mission was to find the presence of water on mars. (He failed btw.) No one has ever herd from him till then !

 

Prove that UY Scuti isn't the largest star in the universe

Edited August 20, 2020 by Sweet.Lord

[Venem 615]

Since I am the biggest star , hence proved.

Prove that I am the biggest star.

[E_polypterus 2,374]

Cuz stars are nubs. So Shreya is the biggest nub ,hence proved : P 

Prove that pigs can fart in the chatbox.

[Venem 615]

As polypterus is a fish, and a pig is not pink always, hence polypterus is eaten by penguins. Using this proof, we can prove that 3+1 = 31. As 3+1=31, hence proved that typing "31" in the chatbox needs effort. That effort induces excess pressure. Excess pressure is released as gas. Hence proved.

Prove that poly loves pigs, especially when they release sinister gasses...

Edited August 24, 2020 by SHREYA88

[E_polypterus 2,374]

Cuz pigs are pink and fat, hence proved.

Prove that polypterus’ / bichirs are not for eating.

[Venerable 2,968]

As Zeus likes Thunder, hence we should eat cake. Since we should eat cake, we shouldn't eat polypteruses or bichirs . Hence proved.

Prove that proofs cannot be proved to be ambiguous. 

[Venerable 2,968]

Aliens are always in search of advanced species to perform research upon. Humans are currently the most advanced species after aliens. The aliens saw that among the humans, Einstein was the most advanced, after Kim Kardashian. So they kimnapped Kim, and used her data to diguise themselves. Then they kidnapped Einstein. Hence proved.

Prove that jelly beans exist.

[Venerable 2,968]

As it can rain cats and dogs, hence proved.

Prove that this is not that.

[Spy 14,687]

The last post in the game is more than 1 month old. Rules.

Closed.