N.O.O.B.

[Venerable 2,967]

Bruh. 

Location: Brest MM

Mode: CP

Description:

I could easily blame it on "lag", but maybe my driving skills are really poor... I was going to the Repair Kit box in the enemy base after killing Sowwie (who was camping on top with Rail-Viking), and I conveniently fell down. Upside down. -_-

What a waste of my Double Damage

Edited December 30, 2020 by Venerable

[Mursal 58]

I don't need to say anything, it's already in my name. 

[Mirza7 235]

SO how do I know qualify as noob 

Edited December 31, 2020 by Mirza7

[Iron_Man 2,376]

Spoiler

 

[FrozenRailgun 1,771]

On 12/29/2020 at 11:55 PM, E_polypterus said:

i so nub  

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

[Person_Random 4,991]

I am an amazing boomer, so I qualify for this group. Yes, once more have I made it to the N.O.O.B. group!

[Mirza7 235]

Who has the most deaths in one MM battle. Me=20D

[Iron_Man 2,376]

This was intentional. Ahem!

One more time! Can you see the difference between the previous one and this? In previous one my HP was nearly=0 but now full HP+DA+SB. What a waste of supplies!

Edited January 4, 2021 by Ironmantonystark

[Mirzaubaidullah 52]

unfortunately I made it to legend, at this time games are the toughest for some reason and if I get into losing streak it doesn't end unless i leave few battles. 

[Mirza7 235]

When will it end OMG

Edited January 19, 2021 by Spy
Replaced link with an image.

[6.62607004 1]

The definitions of a noob have been discussed in details some time ago ...

For those, that may have forgotten:

 

a short list of what noobs typically do:

- attack with a shaft (or atillery or machinegun in the current version of TO)

- mount a short-ranger (like izida or firebird) on a heavy hull and dash to enemy quarters

- organize battles with firebird on light hulls ... and even worse - enjoy it ))

- do not rotate the turrets for fast reaction

- do not swing the hulls to get better aiming/firing angles

- has never heard of the way to adjust his camera

- have never heard of team duties according to the equipment, such as a defender, midfielder, attacker and in CTF just ride forward to enemy base with a long-ranger

- pick any supplies, even if they don't need them, because "they have a mission" ... often a noob will take a RK in front of a flag-carrier with fading exp

- ask "admin golt pliiiz" ... or "gold was" ... gold falling randomly means nothing to them ))

- want peace and parkour in regular battle modes

- use the battle chat to talk to each other

- discuss battle strategies in open chat

- if they have taken the flag and died and the flag was picked up by a mate, think it was theirs and demand to have it back

- leisure around in team modes, with no clear idea what to do

- fire with twins or hammer from one side of the map towards an enemy on the others side

- use izida to kill in team modes rather than to heal mates (izida is a supporter, a doctor, but noobs use it for killings)

- shoot with rail at my titan in prodigy and wander why I'm still alive

- complain when others use supplies or use OP kits

this list is actually quite long ... esp, having in mind the nowadays contingent in TO  ))

 

the thread:

https://en.tankiforum.com/topic/314795-what-is-a-noob-and-what-is-a-pro/?tab=comments#comment-5429877

[6.62607004 1]

12 minutes ago, At_Shin said:

the mobile snipers will have you in their sights  disagree. Sniping, especially mobile sniping (with shaft) is an art, only a pro can master this art with sweet pains of practice.

Snipers, mobile or stationary, are meant to be supporters, it is there where they can show real skill - they should eliminate targets, that are in the way of the attacker or in pursuit of an attacker.

Snipers' role in a combat is NOT active attack - this is not something to be even discussed and if a sniper does attack this only qualifies him as NOOB !

Same as above is valid for Magnum and Vulcano - obviously it is absolutely not right to run ahead with a mortar or a heavy machine gun !

[alkyng 3,080]

21 hours ago, 6.62607004 said:

- attack with a shaft (or atillery or machinegun in the current version of TO)

- want peace and parkour in regular battle modes

- use izida to kill in team modes rather than to heal mates (izida is a supporter, a doctor, but noobs use it for killings)

- shoot with rail at my titan in prodigy and wander why I'm still alive

- complain when others use supplies or use OP kits

I will answer in the order I quoted.... #1 I think this is some normal thing nowadays as the Shaft is no more that heavy turret, now it's a lot faster and with high regular shot damage

LOL

Also I think this isn't applied nowadays, Isida now have a high damage in killing

What! Prodigy? It seems you're very old and haven't updated!!!

As the game let them to be that OP the blame is to Developers not players. But the buyers didn't have to insult others and arrogance with their skills forgetting that they paid because they need basic logic.

[Bil.G.Old 17]

On 1/19/2021 at 7:45 AM, asem.harbi said:

...

Also I think this isn't applied nowadays, Isida now have a high damage in killing

...

I will try to explain, as if to a kid:

Isida is a support device, the only one of its kind and if you have it you should use it for the initial and main purpose it was introduced in the game - to heal and support !

It is like a doctor in a battle - the true one will always take the sanitary bag instead of the bazooka ... same here - no matter how strong is isida in killing, it is just not meant for this - once you take an isida, you must use it to heal ...  if you want to shoot - any other turret can shoot (even hulls like Crusader ... God, please forgive me that I mention this piece of the nowadays TO idiocracy), but if you want to heal - none can heal, except for the Isida !

 

Bottom line - even if isida had a zillion times more killing power, than healing abilities, if you kill enemies rather than supporting teammates - you qualify yourself in the Noobs League !

[alkyng 3,080]

9 hours ago, Bil.G.Old said:

I will try to explain, as if to a kid:

Isida is a support device, the only one of its kind and if you have it you should use it for the initial and main purpose it was introduced in the game - to heal and support !

It is like a doctor in a battle - the true one will always take the sanitary bag instead of the bazooka ... same here - no matter how strong is isida in killing, it is just not meant for this - once you take an isida, you must use it to heal ...  if you want to shoot - any other turret can shoot (even hulls like Crusader ... God, please forgive me that I mention this piece of the nowadays TO idiocracy), but if you want to heal - none can heal, except for the Isida !

 

It's not players' fault, it's Tanki fault. Do you know in the past Isida's healing was higher than DPS for Freeze?? Freeze is well known for highest DPS in Tanki.

Now it's not even the half of Freeze damage, so if you're in fighting against Freeze while Two Isidas healing you, you will still decrease!

Isida now is the highest turret in the game in DPS higher than Freeze&Firebird and any possible Augment for them.. The game now with MM converted to be a more attacking and aggressive than in the past, so they marginalized the Isida's ability of healing, no more teamwork or effective strategies with one Isida of your teammates to have a successful attack or something.

10 hours ago, Bil.G.Old said:

Bottom line - even if isida had a zillion times more killing power, than healing abilities, if you kill enemies rather than supporting teammates - you qualify yourself in the Noobs League !

Hey common I see you hardly legitimate and saw the right is with you while you hardly didn't have any hour of playing with Isida, Are you a selfish or sadistic? You just see the right is with you? why don't you play with Isida?

10 hours ago, Bil.G.Old said:

(even hulls like Crusader ... God, please forgive me that I mention this piece of the nowadays TO idiocracy),

Umm me too I don't like the name for this idiotic hull

[Venerable 2,967]

Honestly guys have you even bothered to read the main post? I'm really surprised how players manage to go off-topic so easily....

This is not a topic to discuss who is or isn't a noob, please! 

[iIy 5]

On 12/30/2020 at 9:15 PM, Venerable said:

Bruh. 

Location: Brest MM

Mode: CP

Description:

I could easily blame it on "lag", but maybe my driving skills are really poor... I was going to the Repair Kit box in the enemy base after killing Sowwie (who was camping on top with Rail-Viking), and I conveniently fell down. Upside down. -_-

What a waste of my Double Damage

Nice kill. Sadly that's thats karma xD

[Iron_Man 2,376]

I was wondering if it was possible to flip Juggernaut. Ended up this way!

Then, I figured that it was impossible to un-flip Juggernaut! (Low recoil of Terminator)

[TWICE 798]

3 hours ago, Ironmantonystark said:

I was wondering if it was possible to flip Juggernaut. Ended up this way!

Then, I figured that it was impossible to un-flip Juggernaut! (Low recoil of Terminator)

I once tried to help and push a flipped Jug with Isida+Viking.  Turned it upside down in the end.

Edited April 5, 2021 by TWICE

[Okami 3,041]

On 4/5/2021 at 4:24 AM, TWICE said:

I once tried to help and push a flipped Jug with Isida+Viking.  Turned it upside down in the end.

That reminds me of this time back in 2019 when I tried to unflip a teammate. I was successful, but I didn't make sure that I would land safely.

Edited April 16, 2021 by GrayWolf8733

[Venerable 2,967]

When the Gold Box rejects you

[Iron_Man 2,376]

1 hour ago, Venerable said:

When the Gold Box rejects you

Poor Vene. Can't help with his noobishness.

Maybe @Sabry.Superman will help you, cuz I remember Mr.Kenan facing the same rejection, during my final Legend rank up party, when our hero sabry helped him out. 

[Sabry 1,072]

10 minutes ago, Iron_Man said:

Poor Vene. Can't help with his noobishness.

Maybe @Sabry.Superman will help you, cuz I remember Mr.Kenan facing the same rejection, during my final Legend rank up party, when our hero sabry helped him out. 

I am always here to help when a gold is nasty and doesn't want to give you 1,000 crystals. All you need to do is to drop 10 more of his friends for me and then I will be able to destroy it's resistance.

[Okami 3,041]

This is why you use supplies when playing parkour. I was having some random fun with Plasma Torch/Wasp but I didn't want to use Double Armor or Repair Kits because I wanted to live dangerously I probably thought that would be a waste. I could have made a lot more progress if I wasn't such a cheapskate lol

Edited September 24, 2021 by GrayWolf8733

[Venerable 2,967]

Ah yes... we both tried to get that Boosted Armor box there (on Solikamsk):