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On a still evening of July 2019, I got hold of Aladin's lamp. Like normal people, I rubbed the lamp and a genie came out of it. The genie was very different from what you see in movies. No, he was neither good looking nor purple. I would get into defining his dimensions and telling you guys which portion of the spectrum this genie belonged to, but I don't want to be framed as someone who judges people based upon looks.

Nevertheless, the genie gave me three wishes. Even though I exclaimed, "Bro its the 21st Century, cut me some slack and gimme a few more wishes", but nay - the selfish genie stood fast on his principles. I sighed "F" and began thinking of a wish I could use. Before I could pull a cheeky stunt, the genie told me that he has seen it all over the years. People have pulled all sorts of tricks on him and there is no way I could dig out more than three wishes from him. Any efforts to do so would result in my wishes being terminated and I would be banned from the "Rub-a-lamp-for-three-wishes-genie-program" as per the rules of the All Genies Association (AGA). Yeah, he insisted on that being a thing. 

I thought to myself: Should I ask for love? Wait, no, that is overrated. Should I ask for loyal friendship? But, pffttt... Let me ask for something more valuable like cash. But is cash really a solution to all my happiness? As I pondered over my choices, a brilliant idea struck me: Why not waste one wish and put a call through to the future Sacrifice? His wisdom and experience would help me to make the perfect two wishes today. Brilliant. This level of genius is lethal for the world. Why do they let me roam around the streets loose? I have no clue.

I used my first wish and with a poof, I got a telephone. Again, if I get into defining the dimensions of this phone, it would make me a person who judges objects by their appearance. It is the 21st century, I have to be careful because verily even the ObJeCtS hAvE FeeLiNgs.

When I picked up the phone, I was connected to the future me from 2021. It was about time I let wisdom seep into me. The conversation went something like this:

Sacri'19: YOOOO!! BRO!! It is me.

Sacri'21: Yeah, you will have to be a bit more specific than that.

Sacri'19: It is me, you from the past.

Sacri'21: Lol, hey. I wondered when you would give me a ring.

Sacri'19: Really? Oh yeah, you have already gone through this phase. I see.

Sacri'21: Yeah, you are dumb.

Sacri'19: Thanks a lot for the confidence bro.

Sacri'21: It's called self-love bro.

Sacri'19: Nevertheless, how are you? What is going on? How is life?

Sacri'21: Bro. One question at a time. You know us, takes time to process stuff.

Sacri'19: Okay, how are you?

Sacri'21: Glad you asked. I am in love and I am hurting. 

Sacri'19: Oh so, nothing's changed I guess.

Sacri'21: Lmao, yeah.

Sacri'19: What is going on?

Sacri'21: Bullying new candidates.

Sacri'19: Coool.

Sacri'21: Yeah, you know us.

Sacri'19: Yeah man. Good to know you have kept the cool side of us alive.

Sacri'21: No bro, thanks to you for taking such good care of us and taking those therapy sessions. 

Sacri'19: Awww- wait, what? What therapy?

Sacri'21: Wait, what month are you from?

Sacri'19: Julyyy?

Sacri'21: Oh yeah, you will find out next month. Dw about it.

Sacri'19: Aight, looking forward to it. Anyways, how is life?

Sacri'21: Thanks to the Almighty, going great.

Sacri'19: Cool, cool, cool. Good to know.

Sacri'21: Yeah.

Sacri'19: Anyways, I wanted to know, is 2020 my year?

Sacri'21: Lol yeah. 

Sacri'19: Is that 'lol' supposed to be there?

Sacri'21: 2020 was no ones year.

Sacri;19: Why?

Sacri'21: It was bad. 

Sacri'19: Why?

Sacri'21: Just, bad.

Sacri'19: Answer the damn question bro. WhY?!?

Sacri'21: A major celebrity died, earthquake in Turkey, flood in Indonesia, Middle-East protests and there were significant chances of the another world war. The world was on high alert.

Sacri'19: Damn yeah 2020 sounds crazy.

Sacri'21: Oh no, that was just January. 

Sacri'19: .........

Sacri;21: Hehe.

Sacri'19: Whatever, did we ace the exams?

Sacri'21: Yeah about that. There were no exams in 2020.

Sacri'19: Why?

Sacri'21: For your own peace of mind, don't ask. 

Sacri'19: Okay but did we go to our homeland as intended?

Sacri'21: Lmao, all the countries went to an immediate lock down and all air spaces were closed so nope.

Sacri'19: What happened in 2020???

Sacri'21: You really wanna know?

Sacri'19: Yeah?

Sacri'21: A global pandemic took place, all countries went to a lock down and all people got home quarantined with extremely sick ones isolated. There was a huge fight over the limited supply of toilet papers.

Sacri'19: Toilet papers? Is that what the world was fighting for? And DAMN.

Sacri'21: Yeah. 

Sacri'19: Must have been a panic situation, what were we doing?

Sacri'21: Doing the TikTok dances, watching Netflix, reading lit memes and sleeping all day.

Sacri'19: For the whole year?

Sacri'21: For the whole year.

Sacri'19: What about schools?

Sacri'21: Closed. The whole system was changed to online curriculum on an immediate basis. Schools and most of the work became an online 'zoom' thing. 

Sacri'19: Must have been fun?

Sacri'21: Nah. Boring. We used all sorts of random tricks to fool teachers into thinking we were online and paying attention.

Sacri'19: Sounds like us.

Sacri'21: Haha, yeah.

Sacri'19: Any advice for 2020?

Sacri'21: Go easy. Rest a lot, keep yourself hydrated, and enjoy. No need to worry about anything much. Things will fold out nicely on time. 

Sacri'19: Okay, I had these wishes, what did I wish for?

Sacri'21: Save them. Ask the genie to let you keep those two wishes as a loan. We will use them when the right time comes.

Sacri'19: Yeah we have everything we need right now. Good call.

Sacri'21: Yup.

Sacri'19: Damn 2020 sounds crazzzzyyy.

Sacri;21: Yeah, I am optimistic 2021 will be our year, so don't worry.

Sacri'22: LOOOOOOOOOOOL

Sacri'19: ....

Sacri'21: ....

Sacri'19: Aight, enauf. I am out.

Sacri'21: Yeah, me too... 

Sacri'19 has left the conversation

Sacri'21 has left the conversation

Sacri'22: Guyss...?? Omg lol. I was joking, 2021 was awesome for everyone. Gosh, where'd ya go. Nubs.

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After that hectic conversation with the future me(s), I decided to keep my two wishes and went to hoard toilet papers. 

 

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What should you do when you come across Aladin's lamp? Just follow what our former Reporter Sacrifice did, and you're set. Don't waste your time - find out what Sacrifice did right here!

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15 hours ago, At_Shin said:

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On 1/13/2021 at 7:12 AM, Sacrifice said:

 

sry bro, my attention span is way to short to read all of that.

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