contest [Contest] Design a Helper!

[Goblin_On_Earth 24]

Secret Agent Infiltrator

Job Description:

Have you ever heard the rumors that the game devs have rigged the game so only theycan catch black golds? If you have, we are sure that you know this is a conspiracy theory and nothing more. Sadly, these theorists are on a rampage to destroy the game's good name. You're job; infiltrate their tanks conspiracy groups on the forum and find a way to stop them inventing such absurd theories. We give you permission to humbly dismiss absolutly anihalete their claims and underground systems. Make up the most absurd conspiracy theory of all saying "The devs are aliens that have come to destroy our game!" anything to cause them to see how crazy they sound. 

Requirements:

1. Rank: Private 

2. Knowledge of Donald Trump Duck conspiracy methods

3. Crazy desire to be banned in devs' "good books"

4. Atleast one gold box caught

5. A sense of hammer humor

Benefits:

1. A look into the crazy side of Tanki

2. A chance to sacrifice your reputation serve the game's cause

3. One weekly container if you behave yourself

4. Ten regular containers if you don't

Go out soldier, make us proud. And remember, it's all a conspiracy... or is it?

[Venerable 2,967]

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Good luck to all participants! Results will be announced by 19th March 2021, hopefully.

[Venerable 2,967]

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