Apply for Helper!

[Venerable 2,970]

Hello players-who-like-contests-and-also-participate-in-them-and-also-like-writing! And hello players-who-like-to-watch-participants-fail! This time we've got another fun contest which will require you to apply for a snazzy Helper position! What is it all about? Read on!

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Task

• Apply for any one of the winning Helper positions from the contest Design a Helper.
• Submit your entry as a reply to this topic itself.
• Word Limit: There's no specific word limit, but you should have at least 8 questions along with their answers. Try to reach at least 150-200 words. Take help from the Helper Application portal for questions if required, but be creative!
• Follow the guidelines given by the Admins of those positions (aka the players who designed those positions), and be as professional and humorous as you can. Here is a sample application form: *[You do not need to strictly follow this format - you can frame your own questions.]
   

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• What is your fifth name?
• How young are you?
• Can you understand whales?
• Why do you think we should choose you?
• Why do you think you are worthy?
• Why did the chicken cross the road? [Answer in 500 words]
• What will you do if your friend falls down from the stairs because of you, and demands 500 Tankoins as compensation?
• Please tell us anything else that will help us get rid of you.

Here are the winning entries of Design a Helper for your reference:

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1) The Guide Writer ~ Lose

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The "Guide" Writer

Ever seen a Lose guide? Ever wondered how one could learn such power as to create a guide where you learn so much, yet you learn nothing at the same time? Well, this is your chance! You now can create guides that cause people to wonder: "Why?"

 

Requirements -- what are we looking for?

• Has too much time on their hands
• Is willing to spend countless whole minutes on a completely useless guide
• Is at least 13 years of age
• Has heard the English language spoken before (no need to be fluent)
• At least three past bans
   

What's in it for you?

• A massive and quick loss of most friends
• Comedic skill loss/A lack of comedic skills gained
• A special paint that looks just like the default Green paint (we swear it's different)
• New knowledge of a subject; no matter how random it is, you'll learn it!
   

Be noted:

It may take up to two years to read your application if we do, and may take up to another year to come to a conclusion.

You can only apply once. If you don't get accepted, it's a sign.

 

Good luck!

2) The Gold Dropper ~ Amar 

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The Gold Dropper

 

Have you ever seen, perhaps the most popular sentence in tanki, "Admin gold pls"? Of course you have! Much to the players' disappointment, saying it doesn't work in most cases. That's why this position exists! Your main objective is to drop a gold box whenever you see a player saying "gold box pls" in the chat.

 

Requirements:

Someone who:

• can read.
• has over 100 chat logs containing the words "gold box pls".
• has the number 6 key on their keyboard.
• scored at least 1 point on an IQ test.

 

Benefits:

• Infinite supply of gold boxes.
• Opportunity to help out the community.
• For every gold box dropped, you will get a high five from the Community Manager.
• Unique Gold box paint which will replace every single other paint in your garage.

 

Do you think you have what it takes to be the Gold Dropper? Apply now!

3a) Meme Spammer ~ mjmj5558

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Meme spammer

Once, the forum was a really active place, but now, you can rarely see any new topics or replies. To prevent forum moderators from sleeping all day, your task is to spam all topics with memes and some nonsense messages. 

Requirements - who are we looking for?

• Can create meme from the most serious topics
• Has at least 25 hours of free time a day
• Has at least 5 warning points
• Was banned from the forum for x days recently

Benefits - what's in for you?

• You can post memes anywhere, legally
• You won't be banned - from the forum - anymore
• Learn new, awesome spamming tactics
•  Get one crystal / post
• Perfect opportunity to get rejected as a forum moderator after having this position
• Special paint to wear in the battles and a gray forum avatar

Do you have some unposted memes an free time? What are you waiting for? Apply now!

Note: unlike other positions, you need to send a DM to the admin, Adriel.RB (and don't be suprised if you get a pigeon as an answer or something like that).

3b) Tech Support Bot ~ Intestinito

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Tech Support bot

Do you feel useless? Have you ever wonder what would feel like to be the tech support bot? Do you know absolutely anything, even those questions that has no answer?

if you think so, this might be the ideal position for you! 

 

Requeriments, who are we looking for?

Someone who: 

• Knows only 2 types of answer to common questions
• Weights more than 370 lbs
• is still maintained by his parents
• Be over 25 years old and with at least 30 years of experience
• Has a decent sound knowledge of the English language
• A week of clean karma

Benefits:

• a perfect opportunity to overpass your previous 370 lbs
• Excelent environment to share with other helpers
• Just 16hs a day 
• minimum salary in form of crystals for the work you do
• Special paint to wear in battles and a forum Avatar

 

It may take up to 9 months for an application to be answered, however, there is a possibility that it may take more time to fully look the application. if you're still alive, you will be contacted. if you are not contacted within 9 months of submitting your application, consider yourself rejected.

 

Good luck! 

4a) Tanki Mum Advisor ~ Bydo

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Tanki Mum Advisor

Job description:
To be the most annoying parent at any age.

 

Requirements:

• Being there to give the wrong advise.
• Teaching others on how not to get burned by Firebird.
• Must have a good credit card to buy players gold box’s ,even when you have no food in the house to eat.
• Be on call any hour of the day or night to battles.
• Need to have baking skills to cook tasty meals from flying hulls and parkour-est tanks, you destroyed in battles
• Mostly to be OK to get paid with in game invisible money that vanishes in a blink of an eye.
• Be a push me pull me and learn to multitask on a dime.

Benefits:

• Being able to help others by doing nothing.
• Learning to use a giant flyswatter to get rid of the  flying giant bugs that annoying you.
• Spending more time on Tanki and less time cleaning your room.
• Calling the medical team to get advise on how to heal a freezer burn from an invisible turret.
• But the most important thing is to be able to tell your parents that “you do know it all”...

4b) Punch Dummy ~ Volturo

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Punch Dummy

 

Job:

The Tanki community has been facing an issue with toxicity, particularly in parkour battles. As a punch dummy, your job will be to reduce this toxicity by giving these testosterone-filled egomaniacs a way to release their aggression... by destroying you over and over again. You will join parkour battles and let yourself be killed, perhaps enjoying a snack as you watch. Your noble deeds will surely make Tanki a safer place.

 

Requirements:

• Must have the lowest modifications for all equipment
• Use Lightweight Construction to make yourself easier to flip
• Can only play in parkour battles (can't sabotage your team in normal battles)
• Low self esteem
• High pain tolerance
• Cannot return fire - you're trying to pacify, not provoke
• Have a punchable face

Benefits:

• An excellent chance at claiming the world record for lowest k/d ratio, although competition may be tough
• The unique ability to get destroyed by your own teammates
• Fame - everyone will want to join your battles to destroy you
• Free counseling to cope with your PTSD
• Special Punch Dummy paint with the MyTanks logo on it

 

Think you have what it takes to be the biggest dummy? Apply now!

 

Rules

• Participate from only 1 account.
• No plagiarism.
• Your entry should have at least 8 questions.
• Apply for only 1 position out of all the winning positions. Consolation prize winners also count.

Example

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Position: Troll Troller

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Troll Troller

The job:

You must make it a point to troll all trolls on the various social media platforms online like Discord and Facebook. If you find a naughty player misdirecting a newbie by sending rickroll links instead of the Account Retrieval form, you must troll the naughty player. Trolls must not be allowed to roam about freely. Use your brain, if you have one, and make those naughty trolls pay for their mischief. Remember, it is your job to troll - those amateur players who call themselves "trolls" are just pure frauds. You are the real troll, and you must keep the noble art of trolling alive.

Requirements:

• Must be well-versed in Memetics.
• Natural flair for trolling
• Inherent desire to help rid the Tanki community of amateur trolls
• Walk, talk, eat, and smell like a troll.
• Have a fast internet connection: those "Baby Shark" video links must be sent to trolls super fast.
• Be at least 15.14285722199288177266453 years old.
• Must have at least 10 friends (otherwise you won't get full benefits; see below)

Benefits:

• Excellent environment to improve social-distancing skills
• Excellent way to lose friends 
• Memes will be at your fingertips
• Special Troll paint that also smells like rafflesia
• Special Troll avatar on the forum
• Special work accounts to troll in general chat and give Chat Mods a hard time
• Anything else you find beneficial (get trolled xaxaxa)

So, do you have a dormant troll within you waiting to be awakened? Then this is just the job for you! Apply now!

 

Application for Troll Troller:

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• What is your name?
  My name chef [© Adriel.RB]
   
• What is your age?
  I'm 15.14285722199288177266454 years old.
   
• When were you born?
  On my birthday.
   
• Are you sure?
  No, I am chef.
   
• How many friends do you have?
  Only 72.
   
• Do you like the benefits?
  No, I don't, but I love the job. I'm very dedicated, and the benefits are secondary.
   
• Do you use Nord VPN? If not, then don't bother filling up this form.
  Oh, yes I use Nord VPN. They sponsored my second video when I was 14.9938277364 years old, by the way.
   
• If a friend or relative asks you any inside information, what will you do?
  Give them outside information.
   
• What would you do if a friend or relative tries to break the Game Rules or troll trolls?
  Send them Baby Shark videos until they begin questioning their existence.
   
• How good is your English?
  As bad as it can get.
   
• Why do you think you deserve to become a Troll Troller? (Minimum 50 words)
  Well, because I'm OP. Lorem ipsem dolor lorem ipsem dolor lorem ipsum dolor Mohr's Salt is a salt, but Hydrochloric Acid is a strong acid. Well, because I'm OP. Lorem ipsem dolor lorem ipsem dolor lorem ipsum dolor Mohr's Salt is a salt, but Hydrochloric Acid is a strong acid.
   
• Do you realize that we haven't asked you your in-game nickname?
  OMG TROLL!!!!!

 

*Disclaimer: This is an example only. You have to do much better than this. I spent only 20 minutes on this pls no judge.

Prizes

First Place: 60,000 crystals  and 5 containers 

Second Place: 50,000 crystals  and 4 containers 

Third Place: 40,000 crystals  and 3 containers 

Any other worthy entries will win a sum of 25,000 crystals 

 

Important Dates

14th May 2021 - Contest starts (start accepting entries)

4th June 2021 - Contest ends at 12:00 UTC (stop accepting entries)

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Best of luck to all participants!

[Person_Random 4,991]

In the meanwhile, are you looking for something to tickle your funny bone and win some crystals in the process? Then we encourage you to try Apply for Helper, where you just simply apply for some of these top-tier positions and earn some prestige and prizes. What are you waiting for? Participate now!

[Lose 881]

Can I apply for my own position?

[Spy 14,736]

Nice contest, good luck everyone! 

[Venerable 2,970]

On 5/15/2021 at 3:25 AM, Lose said:

Can I apply for my own position?

Yes you can, admin sir, but won't it be fun to apply for the other positions?

[Intention 15]

Application for: "The Gold Dropper"

 Applicant Number: #0000four0

[THINGS WE NEED TO KNOW ABOUT YOU]

• What is your first and last name?

  My name is Thisis Notaname.

• Where are you from?

  My Mom.

• Where were you born?

  Earth.

• How old are you?

  I'm 21 in dog years.

• What would consider your greatest strength?

  Catching Gold Boxes.

• What would you consider your greatest weakness?

  Catching Gold Boxes.

 

[THINGS WE NEED TO KNOW IF YOU KNOW ABOUT GOLD BOXES]

• What is the color of the Gold Box? 

  Oh thats easy, Its gree-

• Why should we hire you instead of someone else?]

   Because Hopper players want me to run for president.

• How can we trust you with an unlimited amount of gold boxes?

  .....

• Hypothetically, If one of your friends we're running low on crystals and they asked you to drop them about 34.5 Gold Boxes, what would you do?

  .....

• What do you think the average amount of Gold Boxes should be dropped per day?

  Hey. Sorry about that, I had to use the bathroom.

[THINGS WE NEED TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR GENERALMINDSET AND EDUCATION]

• Can you read?
  That's strike one with the big words, I don't know what "read" means.

• Whats the highest level of education that you have completed?

  I dropped out of 4th grade because Mrs. Limpkiss said I didn't color so good, and the highest number I can count to is 4.

• Do you have a scholarship? (Degree, PhD, Masters)

  I have a Degree in Examining Gold Boxes t̶h̶a̶t̶ I̶ d̶e̶f̶i̶n̶i̶t̶e̶l̶y̶ d̶i̶d̶n̶t̶ d̶r̶a̶w̶ w̶i̶t̶h̶ c̶r̶a̶y̶o̶n̶s̶

• What was your highest score on an IQ Test?

  It was -3, But I did call to get it fixed and fortunately it was successfully changed to a 1.000000002!

• What do you think about the benefits?

  All i really care about are the Community Managers giving me high.... er... what comes after 4?

[THINGS WE NEED TO KNOW ABOUT YOU GETTING THIS POSITION]

• How long do you plan on keeping this job?

  About 2 years.

• Do you think you'll get the job?

  Absolutely..... *cough*

• That's all the questions we needed, thank you.

  That's strike two with the big words.

[nerf123 2]

4 hours ago, Intention said:

Application for: "The Gold Dropper"

 Applicant Number: #0000four0

[THINGS WE NEED TO KNOW ABOUT YOU]

• What is your first and last name?

  My name is Thisis Notaname.

• Where are you from?

  My Mom.

• Where were you born?

  Earth.

• How old are you?

  I'm 21 in dog years.

• What would consider your greatest strength?

  Catching Gold Boxes.

• What would you consider your greatest weakness?

  Catching Gold Boxes.

 

[THINGS WE NEED TO KNOW IF YOU KNOW ABOUT GOLD BOXES]

• What is the color of the Gold Box? 

  Oh thats easy, Its gree-

• Why should we hire you instead of someone else?]

   Because Hopper players want me to run for president.

• How can we trust you with an unlimited amount of gold boxes?

  .....

• Hypothetically, If one of your friends we're running low on crystals and they asked you to drop them about 34.5 Gold Boxes, what would you do?

  .....

• What do you think the average amount of Gold Boxes should be dropped per day?

  Hey. Sorry about that, I had to use the bathroom.

[THINGS WE NEED TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR GENERALMINDSET AND EDUCATION]

• Can you read?
  That's strike one with the big words, I don't know what "read" means.

• Whats the highest level of education that you have completed?

  I dropped out of 4th grade because Mrs. Limpkiss said I didn't color so good, and the highest number I can count to is 4.

• Do you have a scholarship? (Degree, PhD, Masters)

  I have a Degree in Examining Gold Boxes t̶h̶a̶t̶ I̶ d̶e̶f̶i̶n̶i̶t̶e̶l̶y̶ d̶i̶d̶n̶t̶ d̶r̶a̶w̶ w̶i̶t̶h̶ c̶r̶a̶y̶o̶n̶s̶

• What was your highest score on an IQ Test?

  It was -3, But I did call to get it fixed and fortunately it was successfully changed to a 1.000000002!

• What do you think about the benefits?

  All i really care about are the Community Managers giving me high.... er... what comes after 4?

[THINGS WE NEED TO KNOW ABOUT YOU GETTING THIS POSITION]

• How long do you plan on keeping this job?

  About 2 years.

• Do you think you'll get the job?

  Absolutely..... *cough*

• That's all the questions we needed, thank you.

  That's strike two with the big words.

LOL SO FUNNY

my own jokes..

Are you hopper president

.. of course i dont understand 

hopper????

i cant read, what is a hopper, does it mean i hop and hop?

LOL

Edited May 16, 2021 by nerf123

[cosmic666 1,055]

@Person_Random I reckon i would be invaluable to your team.   

[KipiBN 7]

Helper Application for Being Guide Writer. (KipiBN)

Guide for getting an IQ above -0

Firstly before I start telling you some random stuff I want to tell something about myself:

1.       What is your first and last name?

My first name is Patrick and last name is van Dalfsen AKA Patrick van Dalfsen.

 

2.       How old do you look? (because that is such an important question to ask).

Some people say I look like my mom so I guess the think I am 50 while I’m actually 15.

That’s enough talking about me let me tell you some really concerning things about humanity. You think your life is hard? Well then lets see what other people have to go through.

3.       Do some people have itching teeth

Im surprised to say yes, but this disease is labelled by the name ‘itchyfobia’. Many people died from it.

 

4.       Do some people google why their hair is hurting?

Yes.

 

Some other questions about me.

 

5.       How many times did you get banned from official events?

Just about 69 – 420 times

 

6.       Why do you have so much time?

Because I’m simply to lazy to actually do things other than sleeping.

 

7.       Why are you a valid person?

Because I am also known as pro Hopper user. Better said : im very skilful at taking golds (;

 

8.       Why do you think you can win this contest?

Because I know you learnt a lot from reading this amazing application.

 

Here is a link to a free crystal generator btw:

[KipiBN 7]

@Venerable is my entry good enough?

 

1 hour ago, KipiBN said:

Helper Application for Being Guide Writer. (KipiBN)

Guide for getting an IQ above -0

Firstly before I start telling you some random stuff I want to tell something about myself:

1.       What is your first and last name?

My first name is Patrick and last name is van Dalfsen AKA Patrick van Dalfsen.

 

2.       How old do you look? (because that is such an important question to ask).

Some people say I look like my mom so I guess the think I am 50 while I’m actually 15.

That’s enough talking about me let me tell you some really concerning things about humanity. You think your life is hard? Well then lets see what other people have to go through.

3.       Do some people have itching teeth

Im surprised to say yes, but this disease is labelled by the name ‘itchyfobia’. Many people died from it.

 

4.       Do some people google why their hair is hurting?

Yes.

 

Some other questions about me.

 

5.       How many times did you get banned from official events?

Just about 69 – 420 times

 

6.       Why do you have so much time?

Because I’m simply to lazy to actually do things other than sleeping.

 

7.       Why are you a valid person?

Because I am also known as pro Hopper user. Better said : im very skilful at taking golds (;

 

8.       Why do you think you can win this contest?

Because I know you learnt a lot from reading this amazing application.

 

Here is a link to a free crystal generator btw:

 

[Venerable 2,970]

6 hours ago, KipiBN said:

@Venerable is my entry good enough?

 

 

We'll find out when the results are announced - I won't say anything just yet. :x

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Before you ask, the results will most probably be announced within a week of the end of this contest, though it may take more time.

 

[Arjun24 156]

Helper Application for Being Meme Spammer

                             1. Do you like this position?

                                    No

                             2. Are you applying just because you want crystals?

                                         Yes

                             3. Do you have any qualities?

                                              I excel in being annoying

                             4.      Why should you be recruited?

                                         Because I have nothing else to do and just want to be accepted for a Meme Spammer so that when I actually get accepted I just spam and 

                                         get the crystals and leave right afterererfnenncn.

                             5.      How much time do you have in a day for this position?

                                                        69 Hours

                             6.     Are you sure you have what it takes to win this contest?

                                              I am muhahahha

                              7.    Are you polite? 

                                       No   

                              8. Any final thoughts about applying for this position?

                                    Accepoot my entry I need crystools

 

 

Btw the crystals part was just for the entry. I wasn't telling it so that I get crystals from this entry. my first time participating in a newspaper contest :o

                                        

                                 

           

 

Edited May 22, 2021 by Arjun24
Changed my application

[Arjun24 156]

Can anyone tell me how my post was?

[Venerable 2,970]

6 hours ago, Arjun24 said:

Application for.........type of contest.

 

Hi there!
Please go through the main post again. Read each an every instruction very carefully. You are supposed to apply for a Helper position (from the winning positions of "Design a Helper" contest). Based on what I have inferred, you have seemingly copy-pasted the qualities required to become a Meme Spammer, instead of applying for the position. Don't worry, your confusion is totally understandable (I have gone through this phase myself).

Feel free to edit your post and submit a valid entry - there's plenty of time until 28th May! :)

Any doubts? Please ask!

[Bydo 20,137]

good luck everyone ..

this round i will pass and Enjoying reading the great entry's .

Edited May 22, 2021 by Bydo

[Arjun24 156]

@Venerable Is my post okay now? 

Edited May 22, 2021 by Arjun24

[Venerable 2,970]

7 hours ago, Arjun24 said:

@Venerable Is my post okay now? 

Yes, your entry is valid now.

[Volturo 181]

Application for Guide Writer

• What is your name?

            Spoiled Brat Jr.

• How old are you?

            I’m not

• Where were you born?

            Hospital

• What is your favorite thing about Tanki?

            Playing it

• Why do you want to become a helper?

            I am the best tanker that ever lived so it is my duty to help tankers who are less knowledgeable and skilled.

• What is your best quality?

            Hmm, that’s hard to say since I have so many great qualities and I’m the best at everything. If I had to choose, I’d say my best quality is how humble I am.

• What is a quality that you need to improve on?

            Some people in my life say that I’m too self-centered, but I don’t think I am. So... nothing comes to mind.

• What makes you a good candidate for our next guide writer?

            What, are you doubting me? My father will hear about this.

• What makes your writing unique?

            Concision

• In your opinion, what is the most important aspect of a well-written guide?

            The words

• Which famous writers inspire you?

            None. I inspire myself.

• Do you satisfy our requirement of having at least three past bans?

            Of course, I go above and beyond in that department.

• If you could write a guide about anything in the world of Tanki Online, what would it be?

            “How to destroy tanks using the power of your awesomeness” and I would co-author it with my good friend Scoobydeww, who is the only one that can remotely compare to my level of awesomeness.

• Can you please provide a sample of a piece of writing you have done in the past year?

            No.

• Please list any relevant experience you have (writing jobs, awards, etc.)

            Does this application count?

• Is there anything you’d like to add to salvage this disastrous application?

            Oh yeah, did I forget to mention? My father bought out Tanki yesterday, so it looks like you’ll be working for me now :) Now go get me a cup of coffee.

Edited June 3, 2021 by Volturo

[chinufire1 118]

Tech support bot application

 

What is your name?
Can you ask an easier question, please?

What is your date of birth?
1001/1100/11110110001

What do you know about being a bot?
No.

How would you help a customer that has forgotten their password?
Tell them to remember it.

How much do you weigh?
The same as 5379500 uncooked grains of rice, which is 371 lbs (above the required amount on the job specification)

Do you live with your parents?
Yes, all 3 of them.

How well can you understand the English language?
London is my country

What is your current karma?
I’m eating pizza, not chicken korma

Do you think you’re smart enough for the job?
I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying

What is the most important rule when being part of the tech support bot team?
Can I call a friend or at least get a 50/50 for this question?

What can you bring to the table when you join the tech support bot team?
As I said earlier, the rest of my pizza and maybe a half-eaten cookie that Person_Random allegedly hasn’t eaten.

What previous experience do you have?
I have about 17,000 coin flips which have given very concise yes and no answers to customer enquiries in my previous customer service job.

How do you get on with teammates?
I don’t think it is appropriate for you to ask me how I would get on a teammate. If it was a life or death situation then I would just hide behind a door and jump on them when they walk past. 

How much wood, would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Erm, tanki is the best game I’ve ever played.

What is your phone number if we ever need to contact you again?
778-330-2389

Can we please have another way to contact you in case we lose this application among the other 9.4 billion applications?
No thanks, I never lose.

Your time has not been our pleasure and we are not thankful that you are not here in person.

[Lose 881]

Application for The Gold Dropper:

 

What is your name?
Arnold Archduke Henry Harold Thomas James Jackson Gerald the Fifth, of Berlin, Sr. (AAHHTJJGtFoBS for short)

 

How proficient at reading are you?

Will I get gold boxes for a better sounding answer?

 

How often do you beg for a "gold box pls"?

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Does your keyboard go up to the number 6?

Well it DID, but then I got permabanned from chat for spamming "gold pls" so I smashed my keyboard and now it only goes up to three

 

What is your IQ?

I'm going to assume that IQ score is like golf, and lower is better. I'm a friggin' GENIUS man, I can count my IQ on ONE HAND. Yeah. 

 

Do you have any gold dropping experience?

No, the dang admins won't give me the golds I kindly ask for. They're scared of my genius.

 

What is your rank in Tanki?

Gefreiter x523 (I've been chat banned 522 times (yet again, they're absolutely terrified))

 

How can we contact you?

Talking works just fine most of the time, but I do accept mail by owl or horse carriage. 

 

Have you had any past bans?

I'm going to assume this one ISN'T like golf; the higher, the better. I believe I hold some sort of record, but I'm too busy making accounts to go check. 

 

Why should we hire you?

Because then I'd stop spamming! Also, I want to become the admin that is evil and doesn't drop golds, just to see what it's like being vile.

 

Who do you look up to in life?

That one admin that sometimes drops golds in battles (I dunno which, shoutout to whoever that is)

 

What would you do if someone asked for a gold box?

I'd drop two gold boxes, but then catch them both to spite whoever asked (because I asked for longer and never got them (I clearly deserve them))

 

Any questions for the application readers?
Can I get a gold for completing thi

 

Player AAHHTJJGtFoBS has been banned FOREVER. Reason: перестань просить золото уже

Edited May 28, 2021 by Lose

[Venerable 2,970]

Hi there!

We've haven't received enough entries this time (only 6), so we've decided to extend the deadline by another week. Hopefully we'll get more entries! 

To those who have already participated - please be patient. To those who were held hostage by Mr. Procrastination - uh, just escape and submit your entries. Easy peasy. 

 

[mjmj5558 2,346]

1 hour ago, Venerable said:

Hi there!

We've haven't received enough entries this time (only 6), so we've decided to extend the deadline by another week. Hopefully we'll get more entries! 

To those who have already participated - please be patient. To those who were held hostage by Mr. Procrastination - uh, just escape and submit your entries. Easy peasy. 

 

Add one more entry to the number, hopefully i will have some time in the weekend.

[Intention 15]

Unfortunate that the prizes could not be done within the major sale. F in the chat

[Venerable 2,970]

17 hours ago, Intention said:

Unfortunate that the prizes could not be done within the major sale. F in the chat

Even if the contest had ended on 28th May, it would have been impossible to send the prizes to the winners before these sales, because we would need at least a week to judge all entries and publish the results.

[Arjun24 156]

@Venerable I hope I get to see some entries that really crack me up.