Tanki's Got Talent: Song Parody Contest

[Person_Random 4,991]

Morning, readers! We have a huge emergency, and you're just the person who can help resolve it. But how? Read on below!

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If you haven't realized already, I've run into a potentially problematic issue: I've run out of songs to listen to. I just can't latch onto any recent songs, and recommendations from friends aren't sticking maybe more since I have no friends sed layf. But I do remember a couple bright moments where I stopped repeating "Titanium" or whatever track I got stuck to to enjoy a couple of song parody entries.

Hence why this contest returns - I am in a desperate need for some good music, and if you're looking to participate, you must be in a desperate need to get a shortcut to maxing out your garage.

 

 Tasks

It's a simple task for you: just take a song that you like and write in some Tanki-related lyrics to it. It can be just about Tanki in general, but there's also bonus points for writing a coherent plot into your parody. Out of ideas and need an example? Take a look here. But before you immerse yourself in Thor's Tanki rendition of "The Search" by NF, take a few minutes to read the rules.

 

 Rules

1. No plagiarism. Easy right?

2. The song must have at least three distinct parts (i.e. two verses and a chorus).

3. Please post the original lyrics and parody in the form here. Posting elsewhere will lead to disqualification or your entry not being considered.

4. Collaboration between multiple tankers is fine for this contest, just note that a. all player's nicknames must be stated or mentioned in the entry and b. the prizes will be split evenly. So if you've got a friend who's only willing to write two lines and mooch off of your work for the prize, keep these points in mind before sending in a collaboration entry.

Any infractions of these rules will lead to a disqualification and a potential ban from participating in future newspaper contests.

 

 Prizes

And now, of course, the best part, the prizes:

1st place: 50 000 crystals + 6 containers

2nd place: 40 000 crystals + 4 containers

3rd place: 30 000 crystals + 3 containers

Any other deserving entries will receive 15 000 crystals each.

 

But hurry, this contest closes May 14! Results will be posted shortly after the deadline.

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So what are you waiting for? Grab your favorite song, a pencil and paper, and write the Tanki world's next pop hit!

[Person_Random 4,991]

Your fan favorite song parody contest is back! Simply take your favorite song, make it tanki-themed, and show the world your masterful songwriting abilities. Show us your talents right here!

[Venerable 2,970]

Go on guys, send those song parodies! If you're finding it so difficult, why not submit an entry for fun? A nursery rhyme parody, perhaps?

[Towns 574]

20 hours ago, Venerable said:

Go on guys, send those song parodies! If you're finding it so difficult, why not submit an entry for fun? A nursery rhyme parody, perhaps?

Or maybe even a meme song? Like a Tanki themed version of The Next Episode by Snoop Dogg, or even Eduard Khil's very popular song "I am very glad, because I'm finally returning back home". Who knows?

 

Get creative, everyone!

[FrozenRailgun 1,771]

On 4/5/2021 at 12:31 AM, Person_Random said:

1. No plagiarism. Easy right?

2. The song must have at least three distinct parts (i.e. two verses and a chorus).

3. Please post the original lyrics and parody in the form here. Posting elsewhere will lead to disqualification or your entry not being considered.

4. Collaboration between multiple tankers is fine for this contest, just note that a. all player's nicknames must be stated or mentioned in the entry and b. the prizes will be split evenly. So if you've got a friend who's only willing to write two lines and mooch off of your work for the prize, keep these points in mind before sending in a collaboration entry.

Any infractions of these rules will lead to a disqualification and a potential ban from participating in future newspaper contests.

 

And no insult/profanity and other inappropriate contents as well. <3