[Song Parody] I Want It That Way

[Venerable 2,967]

Hola

Here's the original song: 

Spoiler

Chills. Literal chills.

And now I present to you... drumroll please *ba dum tsss*... the parody!

 

You are so boring.

You got me snoring.

Believe when I say:

I want to sleep today!

 

But I have no choice

When I hear your voice,

And I say:

I want you shut away!

 

(Don't) Tell me why

Ain’t nothin’ but a headache

(Don't) Tell me why

Ain’t nothin' but just half-baked

I never wanna hear you speak…

Please let me sleep, you freak!

 

Am I a pyre

To set afire

But I don’t want to burn…

I want to sleep today!

 

(Don't) Tell me why

Ain’t nothin’ but a headache

(Don't) Tell me why

Ain’t nothin' but just half-baked

I never wanna hear you talk…

I wish you were a rock

 

Now I can feel my brain falling apart

From the words that exit your mouth, yeah

No matter our friendship, I want you to know

That deep down inside of me

There is a fire

That burns with ire

 

You are (so bad, so sad, so mad)

 

Don’t wanna hear you speak

Ain’t nothin’ but a headache

Ain’t nothin’ but a mistake

I never wanna hear you, ‘kay?

I want it that way.

 

Spoiler

Note:

1. I did not write anything for the last few stanzas(?) of the song because they were repeated. 

2. Think of this parody as a conversation between close friends, and one of the friends is just painful to be around while the other wants to be left in peace, alone. Maybe it's too late at night and it's time to sleep, but the yapper just keeps yapping.

 

Edited March 22 by Venerable
"shut away" is just so much cooler

[Maf 32,300]

ok now record yourself singing it

[Venerable 2,967]

On 3/26/2025 at 9:19 PM, Maf said:

ok now record yourself singing it

you know what, I probably will. but I'll levy a fee for each listen.

[Pythor 1,354]

Ft. The Backsleep Boys - an organization that heavily discourages side/stomach sleeping and promotes sleeping on ones back for optimal spinal health. 

 

 

 

[Sacrifice 2,278]

On 3/26/2025 at 6:49 PM, Maf said:

ok now record yourself singing it

(2) @Venerable call me when this is up