So when you say "broken glasses" you mean pieces of broken glass?

When you say "broken glasses" do you mean broken spectacles?

Is it a vehicle?

Was it an insect?

Is it a plant?

Was the body ever alive?

Is the body male? Is the body human?

Is the body of a child?

Is the body an adult or a child?

Did the person whose body it was live inside the house where it was found?

I've done my safari, and got good ideas for flora and inferno. How are the rest of you getting on?

Not a bad month for me, considering I was on holiday two weeks of it... :)

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Hmm... do you know what the edit button is for?

So you want to keep the tanks as close as possible yet allow m0 dictators to face m3 vikings? :?

Good 2 see you in meat and russia, keep it up... month results posted tomorrow, but I doubt any of you two would make it :P ;)

Hmm.... Ok, so it's original. Which, I suppose is a good thing. They were hunting, and the wife and the pet went hunting, leaving the man at his tent (or whatever). The pet came back alone with meat, and the man assumed that it was penguin meat. He wondered why his wife hadn't returned, but thought she would come back soon. So he cooked the meat, assuming it to be penguin meat (for whatever reason), and shared it with his pet. Eventually, he realised his wife wasn't returning so he was broken-hearted and returned home. Now, in the restaurant, he realises the horrible truth: the pet killed his wife, and brought her meat back to him. Unable to live with the sudden thought that has come into his mind, he kills himself.

Ok, the man and his wife were hunting in Antarctica (as an example, because it is the only wilderness areas where penguins live: Penguins don't live in Alaska). The wife goes hunting one day, and comes back with a bit of meat. She seems very tired and ill, and they eat it. She says it was penguin meat. She died later on in the expedition. Now, the man is at the restaurant and tastes the penguin meat. He realises this is not what he had in antartica and realises that he must have eaten his wife, who must have cut chunks of herself to keep him alive. This thought is too much for him to bear so he shoots himself.

someone he loved? His wife, for example?

So he assumed this was human meat of someone he knew and thus killed himself?