Browser? What?

It's a button you press that will take you to the place, where you can decide how exactly to sacrifice your goods to the Tanki gods.

Herp derp wut is "skill" i don kno haow whut can do for play OMG guld boxxxx!!!11!!1one_one!11!eleventy_one!!1!!

Oh my god. 100 crystals. You could buy SO MUCH with that. Let me tell you what you could buy: a box of $@^! Hooray!

Google translate is not your friend.

It looks like you two need some help as well. And may I suggest taking the necessary medication?

No. Just no. Even the Tanki devs have to eat sometimes.

Yes. Not the low-FPS crap thats easily fixed with a few button presses.

That's 48 and 1/3, to you.

Hey OP, this oughta help ya with that problem.

Herp derp it's all pluses I am good with pluses. (Plus calculator is your friend)

Then with these worms I will teach men to fish. Get out of here.

Have you ever even played a real MMO game?

You may or may not believe this but I actually used to play Tanki back then

I'm in debt pal.

You e-mail a message about how great Tanki is to at least 100500 of your friends, and then smell a pile of dirty socks for 10 minutes, then e-mail help@tankionline.com and beg them for forgiveness.

I think you have him confused for another mythological figure.

NAME, OLD PRICE, NEW PRICE Smoky, 420, 39440 Firebird, 565, 37685 Twins, 710, 42685 Railgun, 5250, 34605 Isida, 7300, 25530 Thunder, 20500, 33580 Freeze, 22250, 25610 Ricochet, 26650, 36750 Shaft, 32000, 32990 Havent done the hulls yet but I think you can get an idea of hows things changed 'round here.

I would like to be in this movie. My name is Billy Yugoslavia Eighty-Eight, I'm 48 years old and 1/3 and one fun fact is that I have a wart on my neck. I would like to play the role of the angry drunk guy at the bar. There IS a bar scene, right?

May 2011

Ermahgerd your entry is worse than that gingerbread tank. Kill it with FIRE.

I have no money. I can't afford Thunder. I can't even afford Smoky.

Nah just kidding it burns like a relaxing hot tub bath would burn.

Yes the concrete wall does make a FINE pillow and the shrubbery.........you don't wanna know about those bushes.