Is this the Complaints forum? I'm pretty sure it is, I'm too lazy to check otherwise, so meh. Anyways. I am disappoint. While playing Tanki I was enjoying my frosty treat. Vanilla ice cream waffle cone, WITH SPRINKLES. But all of a sudden a Twins hit me and I lost control! My ice cream melted all over my keyboard. My little brother learned about 28.5 new swear words cause of this incident... My cat had a heart attack and had to be taken to the vet, cause of the screaming. My grandmother nearly poo pood herself because of the shock. The dogs wouldn't shut up. I lost about 3 days of good nights sleep. My soulmate dumped me because of this. I'll never get that love back. During the chaos my toilet my toilet managed to brake, it can never be used again. And there were also lags that caused my computer to crash and damage my motherboard. Oh and I also had to buy a new keyboard. And guess what? It's all your fault. Tanki, I want you to compensate me, for all the damages caused by the melted ice cream. 100 hundred gigajintillion crystals. Seems only fair.

Hey monkeybum. Shut up. Nukes for you. *steals the hill*

May I remind you that yours is also stolen. From a certain flower, of the cheap variety.

Ricochet needs 200% damage and ammo increase. We'll see who's laughing at Ricochet then.

Too much work.

Turn on the bat signal.

Then we would never get new weapons and hulls. Sounds good? Thought so.

His choice to do that. Doesn't matter to you. Dont get mad at Twins cause someone sucks at using it. That doesnt make sense.

bombed the major buildings of many national governments

And the sad pathetic forever-alone uses Ricochet

Gasp! How could you?!

To compensate for something.

It was Mister_G who bombed Valleta and Swagboy's houses! I saw him! He was screaming "sic semper rebalance" the whole time. He paid me 20 crystals not to tell anyone.

Die

I throw some rocks at you, killing you. I may not KOTH, but i just wanted to do that.

Master Corporals fighting Generalissimos.

Alternativa Editor.

The only Fact in this thread.

It's like calculate but more fun.

What? No way. Cheap using photoshop? That's absurd. Unheard of.

You just made 850 Russians piss themselves. Good.

Jokjinari, stop making useless mults to promote your dumb topic, thats is NOT COOL.

kay

You can reboot in three easy steps. 1) Take hammer 2) Smash over head 3) Profit