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I had a luckier one... I joined a Poly CP XP/BP. We were losing about 90-30 when I joined, but I thought "To hell with it!" I went straight for the point, as usual, and saw no one there, which surprised me. I suddenly got rekt by some rail M3s, then spawned, and saw everyone heading up a ramp. At that point, I twigged, and followed, aiming for the gold. It was right next to the top of the ramp (to where the Blue flag would be). I got to the top of the ramp, and as I was soaring through the air, flying like an eagle, I got hit in the side and rolled upside down on top of another tank. I then slid along the top of three tanks, whilst upside down, and nabbed the gold. 10 seconds later, the battle ends, with me still upside down. We lost, and I had 9 score and got 6 crystals. But I got the gold. Regards, @kaisdf

I got a 54% PD t'other day on isida M2...

Ooh, on that note:. Since they're so rare :P Edit: also noticed that drug use has increased A LOT since the servers merging... #WorstUpdateSinceMissionUpdate?

Well I recently got a 500xp for 3k crystals mission... And my point is not that I have to do missions, its that before, I could enjoy playing PRO battles, whilst SIMULTANEOUSLY doing my missions. Now its one or the other, and missions seems more logical... P.S. The specific part of Animal Farm I was referencing was when, after a while, the animals have all forgotten about Snowball, and Napoleon manages to convince them all that he was actually a traitor and a coward.

BUT IF WE WANT TO DO MISSIONS WE CANT JOIN PRO BATTLES! If we don't do missions, then we lose out on: Gold boxes Supplies Large amounts of crystals Free XTs Etc... There is literally no counter for drugs, apart from drugging back. 95% of druggers have fully MU'd equipment, and even if they don't have the skills to turn turrets, their ability to press 3 -> 2 -> 1 makes up for it any day... You don't even have to buy much. 1500 supplies kit is 550 roubles, which Steam tells me is about £11.50. That is pretty much pocket change, in fact I have double that floating around in my wallet at any given time. That will last 50-100 battles, which can take someone up as much as 50-100k xp. As for merging the servers, I think it clinches the prize for the worst DEvolution in Tanki's long, complicated history... Edit: Can I also point out that as soon as we get a string of bad updates, (Eg mission update), Tanki miraculously brings in some totally new, popular things (eg the return of Moon Silence)...? Almost like they are trying to distract people or something... Reminds me of Animal Farm, if anyone has read it...

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Well, no idea what is happening with your main, but if you are sure it is out of any clans, then I give my +1 :D

If you could apply for records for other people then... http://ratings.tankionline.com/en/user/is4707/ Good contender for: lowest d/l, most hours, worst xp/hr ratio, most golds, etc...

A Spanish magician counts to three and disappears. He said, uno, dos, and disappeared without a tres :P

Making friends, getting away from a pretty dam stressful life rn...

​This is the "Life Calendar" (created by Tim Urban) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arj7oStGLkU There is one box here for every week of a ninety year life. Think about it. You've already been through quite a lot of these boxes already. Limit has seen half. Every seven days, you lose another box. That's over ten thousand minutes gone. "KAISMULT GET TO THE POINT" Ok, the point is this: life is short. Its topsy-turvy. You spend the first 18-25 years of your life learning skills you will (for the most part) never use. Then you spend two thirds of what's left earning money to pass on to your children (if you happen to be lucky and awesome enough to get a wife/guju princess) and for you to do all kinds of things you are no longer physically able to do. Life makes no sense to me. For life is quite absurd, and death's the final word. You must always face the curtain with a bow! Forget about your sin, give the audience a grin, enjoy it, its your last chance anyhow! SO always look on the bright side of death (whistle) Just before you draw your terminal breath (whistle) Life's a piece of s***. When you look at it. Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true. You'll see it's all a show, keep 'em laughing as you go. Just remember, the last laugh is on you! AND Always look on the bright side of life (whistle) Always look on the right side of life (whistle)

Man this is deep... I don't really know how to phrase this, but here goes: I've had a few minor metal problems in my life, had some suicidal thoughts, but got over them. Suicide solves nothing. I speak from some experience as one of my cousins committed suicide a few years ago, seemingly out of the blue. It creates guilt in family members, it leaves holes in family and society. I know that when you have these thoughts, you think no one cares. But they do. People love you. I don't want this to sound like pathetic pandering, so I'm not sure how much further I should go. Friends, tankers, countrymen. People. If you know someone, and you think they are in a dark place, don't just give them your number and say, "call me". If they are in a dark place, they aren't going to want to initiate a conversation. You have to start it. Go off-topic, start with something simple, "what's your favourite football team", anything. Get a conversation going. Be there for them. Be a shoulder for them to cry on if they need it. If you are there for them in a dark place, then you could save their life.

I don't totally understand your problem, but the aim of the contest was that you had to get the kills in ONE day, EITHER the 13th OR the 14th. If you get kills on different days, they do not add up. And as for prizes, they have not yet been sent out anyways...

How else are we supposed to get a record :P

If you looked at the 14th, you'd find my alt, buried under a huge mound of salt...

'Scuse me while I totally put @Truthteller to shame ​4 golds dropped that game, and I got 2, both landing in the same place. Also note the cheeky "3h premium mission activated at the end of the battle to get the best value for money" Also welcome to queen :D

Well you haven't read the rules.. So...

You were supposed to 1. Read the rules 2. Get invited by someone 3. fill the form In that order... Edit: Also applies to

¡Adios, amigo! GL with lyfe <3

Gnatty ranked... CONGRATZ In other news, 1199 kills on my alt means I hate myself :P

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I GOT 1199 KILLS ON MY ALT... ARE YOU SERIOUS... I counted my kills, and got about 15 more than I thought I needed... So I am literally ONE KILL off of 3 golds and liquid metal... I got so many, and was off by ONE KILL I hate myself for that... I think there should be some consolation for that -> if not the prize, then just a badge saying "haha you're a fool"