Aha! I have found a forum to TROLL ON. It is called XGENSTUDIOS. But... I need an account to troll on! I'm just too lazy to create an account.

DIHOS.

TROLLING.

What is the big deal about Contaminated? You people treat him like a CELEBRITY. You like his trolling? His trolling is horrible. Wow. I really hope Contaminated gets banned. Because TROLLING is against the rules ! ! !

My second account... Not telling. Got to guess. LOL

September Birthdays! September 1st: cookiemonster321 September 3rd: luigi77 September 5th: Applecome September 7th: daboss123 September 8th: JOWD September 9th: DarkSasuke9999, Theawesomecooldude September 11th: Cablaz September 12th: TRUNKS285345 September 14th: DikshantTalwar September 15th: husto September 17th: laserdart September 18th: 32clemente September 20th: The_Ice_Dragon, Awkstremer September 22nd: HichigoShiro September 23rd: Dihos September 24th: Gauti09, steven12345 September 25th: andreino September 28th: GENERATOR2142, plucky, Pretty_Swagg September 30th: mundee You FORGOT to add me. ADD ME. I hate when my birthday gets skipped.] You people hurt my feelings. Not good.

Fjelstad1678, TELL ME, which forum other than TANKI should I TROLL? I have gotten bored of this place. It stinks in here.

I am afraid one of my colleagues has been banned for 100 hours. His name is DIHOS. Don't believe me? Click the link below! http://forum.tankionline.com/posts/list/157678.page#2692582 I almost feel PITY for him. So pathetic. This is why trolls should be careful what they WRITE. And my other CLIENT Mr. Flower, he is gone as well. "Please come back, Mr. Flower!" It makes me very disappointed to have no partner to join me. Please fill out this application. 1. NICKNAME?: 2. RANK?: 3. Experience with TROLLING?: 4. AGE?: 5. What is your TIMEZONE?: 6. Are you LOYAL?: Kindly do not do anything dumb while trolling. That means don't get BANNED!

Heed the words of a wise man. Never forget them. Ever. "Welcome to my block list. You are now vanished. Buh-bye."

Wow, more people doing this? MY ADVICE:

OH, by the WAY, I hate Kittens and Puppies! They POOP everywhere and even take a PISS everywhere. Last time I had a KITTEN, it scratched me ! ! ! You can also get RABIES if they BITE you. Especially the stray ones ! ! !

PAULINA, what are you doing? Sneaking into your room after we had dinner? And now I go on my own laptop and I see THIS? My groundings AREN'T getting through to you. Don't make me whip you, YOUNG LADY.

You failed to answer my question? Fine. I will CHOOSE it for YOU. I will make the right choice. Not what my foolish little girl did, Paulina. She is now grounded for 1 month by me. Don't worry about her anymore. As for my decision, I will troll another forum. I have learned from my past mistakes. I hope Paulina does too.

Paulina9, have you ever heard of the term "Respect your elders"? MY family enforces that very strictly. I am not playing around. I am older than you by a MILE! You have failed to listen to my previous GROUNDING? YOU are now GROUNDED for 1 MONTH. I hope you will become a better person next time. Learn from your mistakes! I have been appointed to be your legal GUARDIAN. Therefore, you must OBEY ME.

Paulina9, you have been an incredibly naughty little girl! No pets for you! Bad girl! You should be ASHAMED of YOURSELF. YOU are GROUNDED for ONE WEEK.

You thought I was dead? I have yet another 80 years to live! As for trolling business, what do you recommend me to do? A) TROLL another forum. B) TROLL this forum. You have 90 seconds. GO. Or I will choose it for YOU.

BUMP. I am not the same man I was before! I have decided to stop being such an an Angry Birds ADDICT. For THOSE of you who don't know who I AM, get out of here. (Why did I bother using Diho's quote?) Trolling is considered my passion, AKA, a dream. They say "You should make the most of your life", right? Well, I did just that. Heed the final words of steven12345. The time has come. -Steven

BUMP. I have decided to stop my retirement from trolling! First, TELL me which other FORUM to troll in. I will do the Angry Birds thing again at the other forum. Why am I suddenly so frustrated? Well, I've just had some unpleasant business with my so called partner, DIHOS. Or as you can call it, BAD BUSINESS. He cheated. We even signed a contract! We were going to be the greatest trollers in forum HISTORY. But he BLEW IT. This is why "Life isn't fair." Now, a lot of people will feel the WRATH of STEVEN! 12345.

I am mad at you Dihos... You know what? I will go blow off some STEAM like... TROLLING? But not here. Which FORUM should I CHOOSE? Other than TANKIONLINE, OF COURSE. Any SUGGESTIONS? I'm ready to unleash the inner Angry Bird in me. I will be waiting. Tick, tock.

September 24th. Happy Trolling!