GG bro ^_^ and yea, HHuey's entry was hidden

great new reporters :DD have fun writing

Chicken versus Pancakes Riots have broken out in the streets of Rio! And this time, the madness wasn’t the aftermath of certain Experimental Camera Speeds. Hogree, on one side, was carrying his red chicken flag, screaming “One versus one, nug!” That nug was, of course, the notorious Fen-Harel, who was leading Team Pancake with his head held high (cough). “Banter! I could squash you like a pancake!” he retorted appropriately. All of a sudden, Remaine stepped in and the chaos was instantly tamed. Several Generalissimos froze mid-fight, chicken drumsticks handy and ready to hammer away at any ninja-star-shaped-pancake throwers nearby. “Everybody remaine calm,” said the wise Reporter. He continued by declaring that one doesn’t simply compare the savory to the sweet and vice versa. Unfortunately, not everyone was able to pretend as if that solved everything. It took more than one to hold back a thoroughly enraged Phoenix-Warbird, who cried “Can’t we all just agree that pancakes are better?! Leave my species alone!” …which set off the uproar all over again. GoldRock was well hidden in the shadows until a very dark operative picked up the unmistakable scent of cookie wafting from an even darker corner. He quickly spotted GoldNugget, who appeared to be innocently nibbling on a cookie as he watched the frenzy unfold with great amusement. Dark wasted no time. He pointed at Gold and shouted “Free cookie!” And, in that moment, the sound of chicken drumsticks thudding and pancakes splatting onto the ground, sounded like rain. All tankers scrambled for Gold’s half-eaten cookie (still in his hand) like a stampede. Well, he lived to tell the tale. And, to this day, he can’t say which was greater: the size of his horrified eyes, or the pitch of his squeal when everyone charged. In another later interview, we plan to ask Semyon what he thought of the devs launching the “canadarules has taken the cookie” notice. Stay tuned.

Well devs, I'd say you shouldn't bother having double-limits (i.e. score caps) for battles... When we players set a CP battle limit to 15 minutes, it's because we want the battle to end in 15 minutes, not when one of the teams gets 50 CP points

ah thank you for that

Ugly: Regular* paints oh Swamp, really? :c I'd say that's not such a bad one :PP good camo too and Tiger over Fracture, but otherwise, (y)

The winning entry was chosen because of its great concept - next time plz add 'concept' to the list of things that will be judged

:DD

still waiting for a crystal mission after 5 days...

'nuff said

I'd enter if I wasn't going out of town in a week :c

hhhh, and you added that because?

lol? obviously everyone has names that must mean something to them, but that doesn't necessarily mean that you should think your own is the best -.-

stop choosing your own names nubs -_(\

Phoenix plz :3

go for it, guys :3

oh plz, Eyjafjallajökull was more offensive

i think there's been an update where sometimes you automatically self-destruct if your tank is on top of another, which is supposedly meant to stop laggers from taking advantage of lags like that - it's a poor update to me - otherwise, i dont know of any other automatic self-destructing problems

grats noob :@@@@@@@@

why make the friend list button smaller? nice tho

Good idea, but my OCD says that the (?) bubble should switch spots with the rank emblem

Clan PRM: ro training in Red and White happy canada day (party)

30 seconds is enough to respawn, get to the gold drop zone, and get shot again otherwise (y)

(y) but Twins was powerful enough :l

good read - informative, not boring, humourous at some parts, well written ^_^