Guys, first of all, thanks for you input :) It's been noted, and I will keep it in mind next time. Like Gold said, I did not intend to put anyone down. I respect every member in the forum, in their own way. If I were a character in this story pictured in a funny way, I'd laugh the way I intended its readers to. As Gold also said, it's not that I had a problem coming up with characters. I thought that comparing our forum to an army base would create an interesting humor article, and I'm very proud of it, as it is my first ever. A good story needs two sides, otherwise it becomes mundane. So I took people's most outstanding character trade (as per the forum) and exaggerated it to make it funny. I apologize to anyone who may have been offended.

Are you referring to the new physics, or am I missing something?

:P

Congratz on beating the record! Thanks for stepping up.

I drive backwards, and all 4 work at the same time.

Happy Halloween peepz!

Not even in night mode, just a black skybox.

Congrats on that little golden star :)

Man of Steel, Elysium - both worthy movies.

Ok, when I find the time.

My point is some people don't want their records up here, for whatever reason. It's not like I like proof, but each record must be submitted by the record setter, and that's just the rule.

Good point ;)

I think there was a "hall of fame" thingy before, but it was removed due to too much strain on the server/connections. But they must have written down somewhere, since it's one of the factors in calculating your rating.

http://youtu.be/cC3iR5BepC0?t=2m58s

People say Isida is good for getting XP, but honestly I think I get more with rail. Maybe I just don't use it properly :)

What is the benefit of having an item sit around in your garage, and you not being able to use it? It's not like the items are limited. Just save up your crystals, and when you rank, you can buy whatever you wanted to!

[iframe]link[/iframe] The whole dimensions thing doesn't seem to work.

Gallery was also removed :)

Well he didn't submit that record, maybe he has no proof.

If you keep your sentences in one line, in stead of typing 10 lines at a time, you won't get banned. The auto-ban system detects only the extreme cases of flood. If a Mod was there, they'd probably ban you before the auto-ban system.

It's not really a new map, it's just Highland in night mode, by the looks of it.

I'd say that's a lame record tbh, but let's see what the others have to say.