"A true classic...One for the books!"

"Things would be very different if our mouths were on our foreheads!"

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Odelia

I'm sure that from time to time we have, or will experience, an exalted manifestation (as Tankiee's) so amazingly profound that we simply can't keep it to ourselves. Well, today I had one such experience so amazingly profound that I knew I had to share it with the entire community at large...It came to me as a communication, in of all places, my Tanki "PM"...At first I thought, "Nooo. It couldn't be!"...And yet thinking about the cornflake apparition of 1993, it all started to make sense. "What better way to reach me than through my Tanki PM." - I just couldn't keep it to my self any longer. Below is that communication. " i do not like you. i do not want him to put a spoiler by his spam. he is very annoying " As one might imagine, I too was awstricken...I couldn't think of what reply would be worthy enough to grace the hallowed script of this grand colossus. And so, gathering my now enlightened self together; my reply was simple, to the point. "My God in Heaven! I was expecting something like, 'BUILD AN ARK!'." As of yet I have had no response, but when and if I do, my hammer and wood-chucks are ready. Oh! I forgot to mention...This communication came after my assisting what I thought at the time, was a new forum member who didn't know how to activate a "spoiler". P.S. - And so, if anyone else has had a similar experience so amazingly profound that they would like to share, feel free. (No Nicknames, Please).

HOW TO: "spoiler" First you want to type the word spoiler within two P bars [ ] . Then you want to put your text, or image. Then you want to type /spoiler within two P bars [ ] after the text or image. Make sure there's no space between the two P bars, like so: ]monkeyburn is the greatest humanbeing that ever walked the face of the earth[ ...Now you try...If done correctly, it should look like the example below.

HOW TO: "spoiler" First you want to type the word spoiler within two P bars [ ] . Then you want to put your text, or image. Then you want to type /spoiler within two P bars [ ] after the text or image. Make sure there's no space between the two P bars, like so: ]monkeyburn is the greatest humanbeing that ever walked the face of the earth[ ...Now you try...If done correctly, it should look like the example below.

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Relatively not.

help@tankionline.com

I can't begin to express what I think of "your" decision to include me into such a prestigious event. However, I really don't think I'll get any votes, in a "trolling" category. I'm neither mischievious, or argumentative. Nor, do I believe occasional humor posting fits the troll category. To be honest with you, I think that you are a more suitable candidate for such a renowned position than myself. Nevertheless, If by chance I do win the crown. I will donate my body to S.R.I.A.U.P. (Scientific Research Institute of Amazingly Unbelievable Pigeonholing). Conclusively, I have had a computer for less than a year now; and don't even know if a troll is a good thing, or bad...However, I am a man of my word; and if you've seen me on the battlefield, you will know this is true. If I eventually do find out that a troll is a bad thing, I will hunt you down and feed what meat is still left on your clinking bones to the rat's in the elevator shaft of my buildng. P.S.

You mean like this? - Methionylthreonylthreonylglutaminylarginyl...isoleucine. P.S.

Friendship.

I am monkeyburn...A sniper at heart. I regard team more important than crystal booty. When not taking the opponent out, I thoroughly enjoy my Isida. It's the closest thing to a battlefield medic that I can relate, but will not hesitate to fiercely turn my power against opponents attacking my fellow teammates, or to sacrifice myself on landmines. To me, capturing the flag is not an individual endeavor. I also rely upon my skill more than supplies, sharing a great deal of camaraderie amoungst those of the same...I've been playing Tanki for over seven months now. Not only is it a lot of fun, but a great stress-breaker...In real life I like to help people and from time to time, make them laugh in an informative way.